The Distraction Network

Leonard’s mom

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I guess she’s not that smart after all

Published by admin, on March 16th, 2013 at 6:00 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Leonard’s mom

Taking your 7 kids to school

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That’s why you shouldn’t be against birth control

Published by , on February 22nd, 2013 at 7:44 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Taking your 7 kids to school

Modern mom

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Having a kid is like riding a bicycle

Published by admin, on February 9th, 2013 at 10:04 am. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Modern mom

Sorry I slept with your mom cake

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They had to start making them especially for you

Published by admin, on November 7th, 2012 at 7:34 am. Filled under: Cool Cake Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Sorry I slept with your mom cake

Stripper mom and her daughter

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It runs in the family

Published by admin, on October 9th, 2012 at 1:20 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Stripper mom and her daughter

Texting the wrong person

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Both mom and dad can answer that question for me

Published by , on September 22nd, 2012 at 9:29 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Texting the wrong person

Hot mom self shot

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She wanted to include the kid in the picture, so you’ll know she’s fertile

Published by admin, on September 20th, 2012 at 1:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hot mom self shot

Scumbag mom

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Worries about jackhammers, lights up another cigar.

Published by admin, on September 7th, 2012 at 8:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Scumbag mom

Mom trying to handle babies

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She used to be a lion tamer and it was easier back then

Published by admin, on September 3rd, 2012 at 2:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Mom trying to handle babies

Mom is home early

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I don’t suppose she wants you to pass it around

Published by admin, on August 18th, 2012 at 10:43 am. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mom is home early

Mom walking her son

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She had him neutered, but he is still acting up

Published by admin, on August 14th, 2012 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mom walking her son

Sexy MILF

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And by MILF I mean Mom I’d Like to File charges against

Published by admin, on August 7th, 2012 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sexy MILF

Mom on Facebook

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She was so embarrassed to see her son on Facebook

Published by admin, on August 4th, 2012 at 7:55 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mom on Facebook

Stupid mom

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According to the book, it is ok to fall in love with babies, so I guess that’s ok.

Published by admin, on July 25th, 2012 at 3:54 pm. Filled under: Funny Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Stupid mom

Sexy mom

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She knows how to make babies, but she doesn’t know how to use the crop function

Published by admin, on July 7th, 2012 at 9:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Sexy mom

Mom on Segway

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What a lousy mom! She should have bought a second Segway for her daughter

Published by admin, on May 4th, 2012 at 6:22 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mom on Segway

Gambling

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She also took a gamble when she didn’t use a condom

Published by admin, on April 24th, 2012 at 6:22 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Gambling

Mom teaching daughter how to get wasted

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“It’s just like giving a blowjob, hon”

Published by admin, on March 23rd, 2012 at 5:22 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mom teaching daughter how to get wasted

Mom handling her kid

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She probably works at FedEx

Published by admin, on March 9th, 2012 at 2:22 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mom handling her kid

Mom steps in front of the train

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And that’s how they found out that their baby wasn’t Superman

Published by admin, on February 4th, 2012 at 6:22 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mom steps in front of the train

Cool man of the 80s

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“Is this pose sexy, mom?”

Published by admin, on January 22nd, 2012 at 11:37 am. Filled under: Never Moving Out Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cool man of the 80s

Mom sits on child

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He laid in her for 9 months and she can’t sit on him for a couple of minutes?

Published by admin, on January 6th, 2012 at 2:44 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mom sits on child

Mom using spoon to feed her child

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She’s doing it wrong.

Published by admin, on December 4th, 2011 at 10:24 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mom using spoon to feed her child

Twilight Moms

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If a 40 year old guy looks at 16 year old girls, suddenly we have a problem

Published by admin, on November 30th, 2011 at 2:28 pm. Filled under: Funny Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Twilight Moms

Sexy mom and son

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She has some extra junk in her trunk.

Published by admin, on November 17th, 2011 at 1:44 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sexy mom and son

1st down on your mom

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There’s some football lingo right there.

Published by admin, on October 10th, 2011 at 7:13 pm. Filled under: Chalkboard Doodles Tags: , , , Comments Off on 1st down on your mom

Nerf gun baby

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I think his mom is hiding some resentment

Published by admin, on October 2nd, 2011 at 5:17 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Nerf gun baby

Man watching TV

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Don’t worry about the mess, his mother will clean it up any minute now.

Published by admin, on September 25th, 2011 at 4:24 am. Filled under: Never Moving Out Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Man watching TV

Howard Wolowitz

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He’s talking to a sexy lady. His mom.

Published by admin, on September 24th, 2011 at 4:24 am. Filled under: Never Moving Out Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Howard Wolowitz

Segway mom pushing stroller

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They see me rollin’, they hatin’

Published by admin, on September 23rd, 2011 at 6:58 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , 4 Comments

Annoying mom

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She should have married that old rich guy when she had the chance.

Published by admin, on September 23rd, 2011 at 4:24 am. Filled under: Never Moving Out Tags: , , , Comments Off on Annoying mom