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Kitten ready to go to the moon

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She is going to need all of her 9 lives to do it

Published by , on December 26th, 2012 at 3:55 am. Filled under: Smart Kittens Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kitten ready to go to the moon

Moon mustache

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It’s a moonstache

Published by , on December 14th, 2012 at 10:37 am. Filled under: Like A Sir Tags: , , , Comments Off on Moon mustache

Saturn photobombs the moon

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Saturn was the first one to see the back side of the moon, if you know what I mean

Published by admin, on November 27th, 2012 at 3:13 am. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Saturn photobombs the moon

You just joined the Mile High Club?

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My frozen genes are still orbiting the moon

Published by admin, on November 4th, 2012 at 10:35 am. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on You just joined the Mile High Club?

Took a picture of the moon?

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I hope I wasn’t blinking

Published by admin, on August 28th, 2012 at 8:46 am. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on Took a picture of the moon?

Full moon

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It is only appropriate for a full moon to have a full mustache

Published by admin, on August 8th, 2012 at 10:16 am. Filled under: Mustache Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Full moon

Climbed Everest?

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You’re almost here

Published by admin, on July 21st, 2012 at 1:32 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on Climbed Everest?

You went skydiving?

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You can do that on the moon without a parachute

Published by admin, on July 18th, 2012 at 10:32 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on You went skydiving?

How to populate the universe

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First stop, the moon.

Published by admin, on July 8th, 2012 at 3:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to populate the universe

The moon looks pretty?

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The Earth looks prettier

Published by admin, on July 3rd, 2012 at 4:32 am. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on The moon looks pretty?

Eating the moon

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That’s not how you eat a big pizza pie

Published by admin, on July 1st, 2012 at 2:44 am. Filled under: Optical Illusions Tags: , , , Comments Off on Eating the moon

Russian first in Space?

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I remember passing by

Published by admin, on June 30th, 2012 at 6:32 am. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on Russian first in Space?

Attack the moon!

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If gays went on the moon, Christian groups would be the first ones to declare war

Published by admin, on June 29th, 2012 at 4:48 pm. Filled under: Gay Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Attack the moon!

The Moon is our Pacman

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That explains why it has black and white graphics

Published by admin, on June 22nd, 2012 at 4:27 am. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on The Moon is our Pacman

Nice view of the moon?

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Right back at you

Published by admin, on June 18th, 2012 at 4:32 am. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on Nice view of the moon?

Dust in your camera?

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That’s not moon dust, I presume?

Published by admin, on June 15th, 2012 at 7:32 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dust in your camera?

Indoor skydiving?

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There is no sky on the moon

Published by admin, on June 12th, 2012 at 10:32 am. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on Indoor skydiving?

Easy flying solution

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That’s what Neil Armstrong should have done in the first place

Published by admin, on June 8th, 2012 at 1:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Easy flying solution

Shoot for the moon

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What can I say, I have good aim

Published by admin, on June 3rd, 2012 at 8:32 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on Shoot for the moon

5 midterms?

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Will you be stranded on the moon if you fail them?

Published by admin, on May 28th, 2012 at 3:32 am. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on 5 midterms?

Moon shoes for Christmas?

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I don’t remember where I placed my moon shoes

Published by admin, on May 25th, 2012 at 10:32 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on Moon shoes for Christmas?

I promised her the moon

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Unfortunately, NASA won’t let me take it home

Published by admin, on May 19th, 2012 at 7:32 am. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on I promised her the moon

Climbed Mount Everest?

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Did you get to experience lower gravity?

Published by admin, on May 13th, 2012 at 8:32 am. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on Climbed Mount Everest?

Moon swimming pool

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Don’t forget your bathing suit!

Published by admin, on May 8th, 2012 at 7:57 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Moon swimming pool

Good mileage?

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How about awesome mileage?

Published by admin, on May 4th, 2012 at 8:46 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on Good mileage?

Internet speed

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I hope you downloaded that video of me walking on the moon

Published by admin, on April 30th, 2012 at 4:46 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Internet speed

Free moon rock

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This is the whole plot of Flubber 2

Published by , on April 29th, 2012 at 7:22 am. Filled under: Physics Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Free moon rock

Dark side of the moon?

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It’s even better than the album

Published by admin, on April 28th, 2012 at 5:46 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dark side of the moon?

Intro to astronomy exam

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Your teacher was a good employee of mine

Published by admin, on April 26th, 2012 at 6:46 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on Intro to astronomy exam

Duct tape wallet?

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Be careful, it will melt if you take it to the moon

Published by admin, on April 24th, 2012 at 6:46 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on Duct tape wallet?

Astronaut ice-cream?

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Does it taste like the moon?

Published by admin, on April 22nd, 2012 at 3:46 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on Astronaut ice-cream?

Jet lag is problematic?

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Will you at least get to walk on the moon once you get there?

Published by admin, on April 20th, 2012 at 6:46 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on Jet lag is problematic?

Long flight?

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At least you had enough time to get used to imponderability

Published by admin, on April 14th, 2012 at 7:46 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on Long flight?

That’s no moon

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Just like any other nerd, Wolfram Alpha can quote Star Wars

Published by admin, on March 26th, 2012 at 8:27 am. Filled under: Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs Tags: , , , Comments Off on That’s no moon

Do you play Skyrim?

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Are you at least the first one to play it?

Published by admin, on March 21st, 2012 at 3:46 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on Do you play Skyrim?

How was Canada?

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It looked nice from up here

Published by admin, on March 17th, 2012 at 2:46 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on How was Canada?

I’m the coolest guy on Earth

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Or should I say, the coolest guy on the Moon?

Published by admin, on March 15th, 2012 at 8:46 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on I’m the coolest guy on Earth

Troll science in space

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That’s how we landed on the moon

Published by admin, on March 13th, 2012 at 8:27 pm. Filled under: Science Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Troll science in space

Moon is mad at the earth

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The Moon is forever alone

Published by admin, on March 12th, 2012 at 8:29 pm. Filled under: Space Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Moon is mad at the earth

Want a date but can’t find girls?

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You must feel like you’re alone on the planet

Published by admin, on March 11th, 2012 at 8:46 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on Want a date but can’t find girls?

No signal on your 4G phone?

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It is even worse on the dark side of the moon

Published by admin, on March 9th, 2012 at 6:46 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , , Comments Off on No signal on your 4G phone?

Houston, we have a problem

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And by we, I mean you.

Published by admin, on March 5th, 2012 at 8:28 pm. Filled under: Space Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Houston, we have a problem

Can’t get away from your ex?

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I managed to get away from 6 billion people

Published by admin, on March 1st, 2012 at 6:46 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on Can’t get away from your ex?

Did the Russians place their satellite in space?

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I hope they took pictures of my moon landing

Published by admin, on February 28th, 2012 at 4:46 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on Did the Russians place their satellite in space?

Party all night long

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I liked the atmosphere

Published by admin, on February 26th, 2012 at 7:46 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on Party all night long

Are you a frequent flier?

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Just a few more decades and you will travel half of what I traveled in one month

Published by admin, on February 24th, 2012 at 6:46 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on Are you a frequent flier?

Didn’t enjoy your cruise?

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At least you got to see the moon, right?

Published by admin, on February 20th, 2012 at 7:46 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on Didn’t enjoy your cruise?

How was the National Air Space Museum?

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I’m sorry I couldn’t fit more of the moon in it

Published by admin, on February 18th, 2012 at 4:46 pm. Filled under: Unimpressed Astronaut Tags: , , , Comments Off on How was the National Air Space Museum?

Are you fat?

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Or you can die on the way and people won’t care about your weight anymore

Published by admin, on February 14th, 2012 at 4:57 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Are you fat?

Swastika on the moon

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Hitler did seem to be out of this world.

Published by admin, on February 13th, 2012 at 8:28 pm. Filled under: Space Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Swastika on the moon