The Distraction Network

Aggressive dog

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And by girlfriend, he means mother

Published by admin, on March 18th, 2013 at 7:25 pm. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Aggressive dog

Why did the mother clam punish her children?

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They got served!

Published by admin, on March 18th, 2013 at 1:58 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on Why did the mother clam punish her children?

You don’t believe in God anymore?

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She was right about college and she doesn’t even know it

Published by , on February 19th, 2013 at 7:04 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on You don’t believe in God anymore?

Fixing computers is a confusing job

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Either way, I am getting tired of fixing my mother’s computer

Published by , on January 22nd, 2013 at 3:31 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Fixing computers is a confusing job

She liked my status!

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Don’t worry; he is talking about his mother

Published by , on January 6th, 2013 at 11:21 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on She liked my status!

Fat mother holding her child

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First she didn’t knew she was pregnant and now she doesn’t know she has a kid

Published by , on December 18th, 2012 at 8:26 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Fat mother holding her child

Soon to be mother smoking

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She tells the kid what to do, not the other way around

Published by admin, on November 24th, 2012 at 9:21 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Soon to be mother smoking

Smoking mother

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I was going to say that she’s smoking hot, but she’s just smoking

Published by , on November 22nd, 2012 at 5:06 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Smoking mother

Fat mother with even fatter kid

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She wants to see if her daughter can break her weight record

Published by , on November 18th, 2012 at 8:30 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Fat mother with even fatter kid

Having a religious mother

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She made me read the Bible and there is no turning back from that

Published by , on November 9th, 2012 at 11:33 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Having a religious mother

Burn

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And that’s how I met your mother, kids

Published by admin, on November 3rd, 2012 at 2:02 pm. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Burn

Mother of the year

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Don’t worry, Russian Roulette is not really dangerous

Published by , on October 13th, 2012 at 9:12 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Mother of the year

Mother teaches her baby to pole dance

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She wants to make sure that her daughter will have a steady income in the future

Published by admin, on September 11th, 2012 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Mother teaches her baby to pole dance

Mother and daughter cake day

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She needs to be at least 10 years old before she can have a penis cake too

Published by admin, on August 12th, 2012 at 3:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Mother and daughter cake day

Mother and son relationship

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I hope he’s not going to burn in hell for this, because he will have to see her again

Published by admin, on August 5th, 2012 at 8:00 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Mother and son relationship

Shocked baby

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No wonder he’s shocked, he just came out of his mother

Published by admin, on July 29th, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Shocked baby

A great catch

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She wasn’t a great catch, but the turkey was

Published by admin, on July 27th, 2012 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on A great catch

I can not comment on your mother

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That’s the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me

Published by , on July 22nd, 2012 at 11:29 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on I can not comment on your mother

Accidental hump

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And that’s how I met your mother

Published by , on July 22nd, 2012 at 9:29 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Accidental hump

Pregnant woman smoking

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She’s not smoking hot, she’s just smoking

Published by admin, on July 20th, 2012 at 1:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Pregnant woman smoking

How to mess with gay friends

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How is he going to explain that to his mother?

Published by , on July 11th, 2012 at 12:29 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to mess with gay friends

The MILF speaks

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I wouldn’t like to fuck him and I doubt he is a mother

Published by admin, on July 2nd, 2012 at 4:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on The MILF speaks

Mother looks suspicious

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That’s why I married her!

Published by admin, on June 29th, 2012 at 3:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mother looks suspicious

I’m smiling on the inside

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It’s sad because it’s true

Published by admin, on June 28th, 2012 at 6:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on I’m smiling on the inside

Mothers and daughters at the beauty pageant

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And I thought my mom was bad for making me take swimming lessons

Published by admin, on June 24th, 2012 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mothers and daughters at the beauty pageant

Mother and son at the beach

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Nothing is worst than getting a wedgie from your mom

Published by admin, on June 21st, 2012 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mother and son at the beach

F on your report card?

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Mother’s little baby will never do something wrong

Published by admin, on June 20th, 2012 at 11:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on F on your report card?

MTV is bad for you

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You’re lucky she didn’t send you to any pageants

Published by admin, on June 19th, 2012 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on MTV is bad for you

Mother taking a sexy picture

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If she’s old enough to walk, she’s old enough to know her mother is a kinky woman

Published by admin, on June 18th, 2012 at 2:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mother taking a sexy picture

Sexy mother

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Most kids think their moms are beautiful, but these two would disagree

Published by admin, on June 13th, 2012 at 8:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sexy mother

Doesn’t want kids going out in the weekdays

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That’s how she got pregnant

Published by admin, on June 12th, 2012 at 11:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Doesn’t want kids going out in the weekdays

The shocker

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He knows

Published by admin, on June 10th, 2012 at 6:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on The shocker

Back from College?

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Nothing good happens after 12 o’clock

Published by admin, on June 6th, 2012 at 3:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Back from College?

Mother against birth control

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Thank God I am sterile

Published by admin, on June 4th, 2012 at 6:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mother against birth control

Doesn’t allow you to go to rave parties

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Don’t talk about them that way! One of them is your father

Published by admin, on June 3rd, 2012 at 9:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Doesn’t allow you to go to rave parties

Mother against drugs

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If you can get a receipt for it, it isn’t harmful.

Published by admin, on May 31st, 2012 at 2:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mother against drugs

It makes me happy when mommy cries

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I think we can all get behind this statement

Published by admin, on May 28th, 2012 at 8:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on It makes me happy when mommy cries

Student is not ready to have a child yet

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It’s not like she’s taking those birth control pills for nothing

Published by admin, on March 11th, 2012 at 7:33 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Student is not ready to have a child yet

Walk of fame

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The only star my mother received was the one on top of the Christmas tree

Published by admin, on March 11th, 2012 at 2:23 pm. Filled under: Celeb Brats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Walk of fame

Father’s Mother’s sister’s son

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Wolfram says no other relation possible, but I already married her

Published by admin, on March 11th, 2012 at 7:22 am. Filled under: Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs Tags: , , , Comments Off on Father’s Mother’s sister’s son

How I met your mother

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Slowpoke is so slow, I don’t even know what he is talking about

Published by , on February 23rd, 2012 at 4:29 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on How I met your mother

Do not disturb sign

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This sign is funny until you have to check in the hotel with your mother

Published by admin, on February 16th, 2012 at 7:24 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Do not disturb sign

Fat man and sexy girl

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She’s probably his mother, but she’s into incest, so that’s cool.

Published by admin, on February 14th, 2012 at 1:33 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fat man and sexy girl

Your mother is so fat

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Who said nerds can’t be hurtful?

Published by admin, on February 8th, 2012 at 5:57 am. Filled under: Math Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Your mother is so fat

Mom cat hugs baby cat

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Some feline love right there.

Published by admin, on January 25th, 2012 at 1:34 am. Filled under: Cute Kittens Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Mom cat hugs baby cat

Responsible mother

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In the ghetto, it’s actually safer to walk in the middle of the road.

Published by admin, on November 25th, 2011 at 1:44 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Responsible mother

Mother of the year

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She has more tits than teeth.

Published by admin, on October 24th, 2011 at 4:55 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mother of the year

Mother takes picture of her son

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And her half naked body.

Published by admin, on September 29th, 2011 at 7:42 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mother takes picture of her son

Fat guy and his mother

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You’re just jealous because his mother loves him.

Published by admin, on September 27th, 2011 at 3:24 am. Filled under: Never Moving Out Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fat guy and his mother

Strip show

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You don’t have to be 21 to attend if your mother is horny now.

Published by admin, on September 26th, 2011 at 7:42 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Strip show