The Distraction Network

You need pants to fly

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The TSA has some weird rules

Published by , on March 2nd, 2013 at 2:55 pm. Filled under: Never Divide By Zero Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on You need pants to fly

Gingerbread Sponge Bob Square Pants

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Save the square pants for me!

Published by admin, on November 13th, 2012 at 11:26 pm. Filled under: Cool Gingerbread Houses Tags: , , , Comments Off on Gingerbread Sponge Bob Square Pants

Walking the wire

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The craziest part about this stunt is that he chose to wear baggy pants

Published by , on October 27th, 2012 at 9:11 pm. Filled under: Stunts Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Walking the wire

Fat chick in tight pants

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Those were actually pants for conjoined twins, but they fit perfectly

Published by admin, on August 25th, 2012 at 9:18 am. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Fat chick in tight pants

Belt still in yesterday’s pants?

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As long as they are not visibly stained, I can still use them

Published by , on July 21st, 2012 at 5:29 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Belt still in yesterday’s pants?

No class?

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If you’re not wearing any pants, you definitely have no class

Published by admin, on July 14th, 2012 at 1:58 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on No class?

Russell Brand is always a hipster

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He most have stolen his girlfriend’s pants

Published by admin, on July 5th, 2012 at 8:50 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Russell Brand is always a hipster

Weird gingerbread men

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That’s why I think they should start making gingerbread pants

Published by admin, on March 13th, 2012 at 2:59 pm. Filled under: Cool Gingerbread Houses Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird gingerbread men

Verne Troyer and hot models

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Is that a mini him in his pants or is he just happy to see them?

Published by admin, on February 29th, 2012 at 7:26 pm. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Verne Troyer and hot models

Reverse furries

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They keep their fur in their pants.

Published by admin, on January 15th, 2012 at 6:12 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Reverse furries

Bunny trying on outfit

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The pants seem to be a size too large

Published by admin, on January 13th, 2012 at 2:36 am. Filled under: Pet Jewelry Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bunny trying on outfit

Bunny in cute outfit

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She didn’t have time to put on some pants.

Published by admin, on December 7th, 2011 at 11:36 pm. Filled under: Pet Jewelry Tags: , , , 3 Comments

Reason to put your pants on

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When kids see Ronald McDonald, they put their pants on too

Published by admin, on November 28th, 2011 at 12:20 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Reason to put your pants on

We Pants

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No pants, no life. That’s a little bit drastic.

Published by admin, on October 31st, 2011 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on We Pants

Horseback riding

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If you don’t have a saddle, why wear pants?

Published by admin, on October 5th, 2011 at 4:29 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Horseback riding

Cute Baby, but…

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Who the hell would think of that to do near a baby?

Published by admin, on September 14th, 2011 at 10:57 pm. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Cute Baby, but…

Even frogs are lazy

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Some of you maybe can relate, but as I recall… frogs don’t wear pants?

Published by , on August 26th, 2011 at 1:33 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Even frogs are lazy