The Distraction Network

Colored paper tree

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The only type of Christmas tree which is more susceptible to catching on fire than the real one

Published by admin, on March 6th, 2013 at 11:57 am. Filled under: Cool Christmas Trees Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Colored paper tree

Paper expectations

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This way, you will have no expectations of passing the class

Published by , on February 26th, 2013 at 7:40 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Paper expectations

Paper due today?

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Technology is my savoir

Published by admin, on February 19th, 2013 at 3:43 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Paper due today?

Term paper fail

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It’s all my fault

Published by , on February 9th, 2013 at 11:38 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Term paper fail

Paper not long enough?

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I found a loop hole

Published by admin, on January 19th, 2013 at 3:43 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Paper not long enough?

Self evaluation?

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Who knows me better than myself?

Published by admin, on January 17th, 2013 at 4:39 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Self evaluation?

How long should the paper be?

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I assume a paragraph will suffice

Published by admin, on January 14th, 2013 at 3:03 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on How long should the paper be?

Impressive college library

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And they still don’t have any books on the topic of my research paper

Published by admin, on January 13th, 2013 at 3:41 pm. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on Impressive college library

Paper should be 5-8 pages long

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If it isn’t worth doing, it is worth underdoing

Published by admin, on December 31st, 2012 at 2:38 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Paper should be 5-8 pages long

Writing a paper about rainbows

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I shouldn’t have chosen Catholic School in the first place

Published by , on December 3rd, 2012 at 3:57 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Writing a paper about rainbows

Paper due in 30 minutes?

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I guess it will be long overdue by the time I send it in

Published by admin, on December 3rd, 2012 at 2:57 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Paper due in 30 minutes?

Pen and Paper games

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This is what stopped me from learning math in 5th grade

Published by admin, on December 1st, 2012 at 4:33 pm. Filled under: Anybody Remember Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pen and Paper games

Bright yellow papers

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I might go blind before I finish high school

Published by , on November 3rd, 2012 at 11:18 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bright yellow papers

Paper Word count

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Also, words written in white

Published by admin, on October 31st, 2012 at 8:36 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Paper Word count

Doodle on the back of test paper

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This also happens to be the answer to question number 3

Published by admin, on October 24th, 2012 at 1:53 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Doodle on the back of test paper

Paper toy

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As long as you have a piece of paper in your house, you can never get bored

Published by admin, on October 18th, 2012 at 1:17 pm. Filled under: Anybody Remember Tags: , , , Comments Off on Paper toy

Weird test paper questions

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The weird thing about it is that this is part of the SATs

Published by admin, on October 17th, 2012 at 10:03 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird test paper questions

Test paper drawing

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I put the F in Hufflepuff

Published by , on October 8th, 2012 at 10:12 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Test paper drawing

More sources for paper?

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It’s not cheating if you don’t get caught

Published by admin, on October 3rd, 2012 at 5:59 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on More sources for paper?

Toilet paper cat

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She knows how to use the toilet, but she doesn’t know how to use the toilet paper

Published by admin, on September 18th, 2012 at 11:04 pm. Filled under: Cute Kittens Tags: , , , Comments Off on Toilet paper cat

Success test paper

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It is always good to start off with a joke

Published by admin, on September 17th, 2012 at 9:29 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Success test paper

Paper tree

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It looks good and you can make a nice camp fire out of it after Christmas

Published by admin, on September 12th, 2012 at 7:04 pm. Filled under: Cool Christmas Trees Tags: , , , Comments Off on Paper tree

Rough draft

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I’m lucky I found this rough draft on the internet in the first place

Published by admin, on September 4th, 2012 at 10:58 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Rough draft

Not actually a whiteboard

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At least you don’t have to use an eraser, you can just throw the whole thing away

Published by admin, on September 3rd, 2012 at 3:40 am. Filled under: Chalkboard Doodles Tags: , , , Comments Off on Not actually a whiteboard

Lazy college senior procrastination paper

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My area of expertise

Published by admin, on August 31st, 2012 at 12:58 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lazy college senior procrastination paper

Final paper not long enough?

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The pictures I’ve added were crucial

Published by admin, on August 14th, 2012 at 12:58 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Final paper not long enough?

Lazy college senior has a problem

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At least I can send an empty email and pretend I forgot to attach the paper

Published by admin, on August 10th, 2012 at 6:58 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lazy college senior has a problem

Term paper due tomorrow?

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Unless my teacher responds to my email about getting an extension

Published by admin, on August 7th, 2012 at 2:58 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Term paper due tomorrow?

Rock, Paper, Scissors

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And that’s how I cut my thumb off

Published by , on August 3rd, 2012 at 9:29 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Rock, Paper, Scissors

Band name correction

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They accidentally wrote African American dump trukkk instead of niggadumptrukkk

Published by admin, on August 1st, 2012 at 12:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Band name correction

Paper Christmas tree

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That paper used to be tree and now it went back to its roots

Published by admin, on July 22nd, 2012 at 6:04 pm. Filled under: Cool Christmas Trees Tags: , , , Comments Off on Paper Christmas tree

Paper bag costumes

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Their 5th friend tried to wear a plastic bag costume, but suffocation turned out to be a serious problem

Published by admin, on May 15th, 2012 at 7:18 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Paper bag costumes

Nice dragon art

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I can’t even draw one on a piece of paper!

Published by admin, on April 22nd, 2012 at 8:31 am. Filled under: Cool Coffee Art Tags: , , , Comments Off on Nice dragon art

Sexy from behind…

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That’s why God invented paper bags

Published by admin, on April 10th, 2012 at 1:54 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Sexy from behind…

Paper costume

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His superpower is giving paper cuts

Published by admin, on April 8th, 2012 at 1:44 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Paper costume

Civil War Paper is somewhat inaccurate

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Jesus was not as super cool as this student claims.

Published by admin, on March 30th, 2012 at 5:33 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Civil War Paper is somewhat inaccurate

Paper hat

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The only problem is the paper cuts you get when you take it off

Published by admin, on January 29th, 2012 at 2:35 pm. Filled under: Funny Hats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Paper hat

Student tries to write paper

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It happens to me every freaking time.

Published by admin, on January 18th, 2012 at 5:39 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Student tries to write paper

Teacher writes interesting comments on test paper

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It’s not like he has anything better to do.

Published by admin, on January 18th, 2012 at 2:55 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , 1 Comment

Cleaver illusion

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It’s almost as bad as a regular paper cut

Published by admin, on January 1st, 2012 at 5:37 am. Filled under: Optical Illusions Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Cleaver illusion

Trying to finish a math paper

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If she doesn’t finish in time, she’ll be back on the streets.

Published by admin, on December 26th, 2011 at 3:48 am. Filled under: Smart Kittens Tags: , , , Comments Off on Trying to finish a math paper

Douchebag toilet paper

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The person who fell for it is already writing an angry post-it.

Published by admin, on December 14th, 2011 at 3:33 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on Douchebag toilet paper

Toilet paper Haiku

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Or you can just check for toilet paper before you sit down.

Published by admin, on December 11th, 2011 at 5:33 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on Toilet paper Haiku

A sign

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Everybody wants to feel apart of the group.

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2011 at 9:53 pm. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on A sign

Fail test paper

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I hope there is some kind of language barrier involved.

Published by admin, on September 22nd, 2011 at 7:52 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fail test paper

Teacher with sense of humor

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He wasn’t lol-ing when he saw his grades.

Published by admin, on September 21st, 2011 at 7:51 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Teacher with sense of humor

Teacher knows what’s funny

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“Do I still get the points?”

Published by admin, on September 20th, 2011 at 7:42 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Teacher knows what’s funny

2 Girls 1 Cup film review

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Not appropriate – the understatement of the year.

Published by admin, on September 19th, 2011 at 7:41 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , Comments Off on 2 Girls 1 Cup film review

Cat mad at paper

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“The cat ate my homework!”

Published by admin, on September 17th, 2011 at 7:40 am. Filled under: Smart Kittens Tags: , , , 3 Comments

Toilet Story

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This is a pretty humorous story, I don’t think I would ever try 4 wipes with only 3 squares of paper. Too risky.

Published by admin, on August 26th, 2011 at 9:39 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Toilet Story