The Distraction Network

Ear piercing fail

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If you think this is bad, think about his circumcision

Published by , on March 22nd, 2013 at 5:08 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Ear piercing fail

Perfect playground picture

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This is cute, but you should have seen him falling off the swing

Published by admin, on March 21st, 2013 at 7:09 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Perfect playground picture

Texting while pushing the baby carriage

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LoL, my baby almost died

Published by , on March 15th, 2013 at 4:33 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Texting while pushing the baby carriage

Baby likes drinking already!

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I hope she also likes living with a foster family

Published by , on March 13th, 2013 at 10:26 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Baby likes drinking already!

101 uses for a baby

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No. 37: laptop desk

Published by , on March 10th, 2013 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on 101 uses for a baby

Walking the dog

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Or should I say, “swimming” the dog

Published by , on March 7th, 2013 at 4:13 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Walking the dog

Kid trying to catch the red dot

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Kids are just like cats, only they can talk

Published by , on March 4th, 2013 at 5:03 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kid trying to catch the red dot

The problem with social media

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She must have gotten a ton of likes for this post

Published by admin, on March 2nd, 2013 at 8:07 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on The problem with social media

Baby carriage

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If it is good enough for groceries, it is good enough for her baby

Published by , on February 24th, 2013 at 4:05 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Baby carriage

Mother takes indecent pictures of her daughter

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You’re never too old to make a parenting mistake

Published by , on February 24th, 2013 at 5:55 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mother takes indecent pictures of her daughter

Taking your 7 kids to school

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That’s why you shouldn’t be against birth control

Published by , on February 22nd, 2013 at 7:44 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Taking your 7 kids to school

Anti-drunk driving device

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The worst part was that the baby was drunk too

Published by , on February 22nd, 2013 at 1:26 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Anti-drunk driving device

Tony Hawk skateboarding with his daughter

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If I would have to trust someone to do this, he would be the guy

Published by admin, on February 14th, 2013 at 2:09 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Tony Hawk skateboarding with his daughter

How to make your kids do chores

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This works even better if you set the password to 1234 just to mess with them

Published by , on February 12th, 2013 at 1:32 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on How to make your kids do chores

Protection against chemicals

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Don’t worry, kids don’t understand chemistry

Published by admin, on February 10th, 2013 at 4:05 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Protection against chemicals

Gamer father

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At least he didn’t forget to turn the chair around this time

Published by , on February 10th, 2013 at 2:38 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Gamer father

Baby sword fight

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I can’t afford keeping both of them anymore

Published by , on February 7th, 2013 at 6:39 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Baby sword fight

Stormtrooper family

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The weird part is that Darth Vader is the real father

Published by admin, on February 6th, 2013 at 2:44 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Stormtrooper family

Cute baby sleeping with a snake

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The snake already ate his brother, so it is not hungry anymore

Published by admin, on February 2nd, 2013 at 9:08 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute baby sleeping with a snake

Learning how to ride a bicycle

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If he falls, he will be strangled, so it gives him a reason to be careful

Published by admin, on January 22nd, 2013 at 3:06 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Learning how to ride a bicycle

Trucks are great family vehicles

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America, damn it!

Published by , on January 22nd, 2013 at 1:48 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Trucks are great family vehicles

McDonalds tattoo on kid’s back

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I’m loving it!

Published by , on January 15th, 2013 at 12:29 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on McDonalds tattoo on kid’s back

Taking your baby with you in the bathroom stall

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You have to teach her how to pee somehow

Published by , on January 14th, 2013 at 12:05 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Taking your baby with you in the bathroom stall

Girl with Jack Daniels bottle

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The worst part is that she is also taking medicine

Published by , on January 10th, 2013 at 1:34 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Girl with Jack Daniels bottle

Ice crusher parenting fail

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Ice is basically water, so what’s the worst thing that can happen?

Published by , on December 31st, 2012 at 9:36 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Ice crusher parenting fail

How to send your kids to school

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Kids won’t pick on the girl who is crazy enough to wear skis to school

Published by , on December 25th, 2012 at 12:27 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on How to send your kids to school

Kid trying to smoke a cigar

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She wants to start smoking while her lungs are still healthy

Published by , on December 24th, 2012 at 10:09 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Kid trying to smoke a cigar

Parenting is not always difficult

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You just have to afford the cage

Published by admin, on December 22nd, 2012 at 10:32 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Parenting is not always difficult

Fat mother holding her child

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First she didn’t knew she was pregnant and now she doesn’t know she has a kid

Published by , on December 18th, 2012 at 8:26 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Fat mother holding her child

Duct tape seatbelt

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In case of an accident, she will stick to the duct tape and survive

Published by , on December 7th, 2012 at 7:16 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Duct tape seatbelt

Girls wearing mom’s lingerie

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Now she just has to teach them how to pole-dance

Published by , on December 3rd, 2012 at 9:22 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Girls wearing mom’s lingerie

Gambling with your daughter

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She can’t gamble without her; she’s her lucky charm

Published by , on November 27th, 2012 at 10:10 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Gambling with your daughter

Gamer father

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He’s not going to use the knife because that’s too violent for her

Published by , on November 22nd, 2012 at 3:04 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Gamer father

Smoking mother

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I was going to say that she’s smoking hot, but she’s just smoking

Published by , on November 22nd, 2012 at 5:06 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Smoking mother

Mother sleeping with her baby

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It’s a safety mechanism; if the child moves, the mother will hear her hitting the ground

Published by admin, on November 19th, 2012 at 4:41 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mother sleeping with her baby

Fat mother with even fatter kid

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She wants to see if her daughter can break her weight record

Published by , on November 18th, 2012 at 8:30 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Fat mother with even fatter kid

Kid drinking beer

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It’s not like he has to drive anywhere

Published by admin, on November 12th, 2012 at 12:25 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kid drinking beer

Rich baby

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And they still can’t afford a real blanket

Published by , on November 11th, 2012 at 4:30 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Rich baby

Atomic wedgie

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That’s what you get for talking back to your mother

Published by , on November 11th, 2012 at 10:54 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Atomic wedgie

Kid kisses his dog

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I think we need a neck brace for the kid too

Published by , on November 9th, 2012 at 3:00 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Kid kisses his dog

Baby girl wants to use the internet

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She’s trying to find the phone number of child protective services

Published by admin, on November 8th, 2012 at 1:17 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Baby girl wants to use the internet

Bucket baby

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Carrying his baby in a bucket was on his bucket list

Published by , on November 8th, 2012 at 12:32 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Bucket baby

Someone locked his kid in the car

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If I leave her on the backseat, people keep calling the police

Published by , on November 4th, 2012 at 10:17 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Someone locked his kid in the car

Silver teeth fail

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I had no idea Lil Wayne had another kid

Published by , on November 4th, 2012 at 4:36 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Silver teeth fail

Family fun

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2 girls one cup? Seems harmless

Published by , on October 29th, 2012 at 3:35 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Family fun

Playing with the kids

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I can do this all day

Published by , on October 25th, 2012 at 9:44 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Playing with the kids

Google Suggestion fail

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Google is an evil corporation after all

Published by , on October 23rd, 2012 at 2:22 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Google Suggestion fail

Kids thought how to be sexual

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You have to start talking to them about sex at a young age

Published by , on October 22nd, 2012 at 10:34 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Kids thought how to be sexual

Kid with tattoo on his chest

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He needs to look tough for when he goes to juvenile detention

Published by , on October 21st, 2012 at 1:26 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Kid with tattoo on his chest

How not to kill a baby

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I am not sure if this is for parents or for serial baby killers

Published by , on October 20th, 2012 at 5:55 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on How not to kill a baby