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Toddlers and tiaras girls

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They are going to look even better after they get their boob jobs

Published by admin, on October 18th, 2012 at 5:22 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Toddlers and tiaras girls

Growing up so fast

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She’s growing up so fast, she already needs a bra

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Child wearing makeup

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She can’t go to kindergarten without it

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Taking the kid to a night club

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He’s keeping me up with his crying, I’m going to keep him up with music

Published by , on October 14th, 2012 at 6:12 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Taking the kid to a night club

Too many kids

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They should have stopped at 9

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Tramp stamp fail

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That’s the stamp of approval from pedobear

Published by , on October 13th, 2012 at 7:46 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Tramp stamp fail

Fat girl eating ice cream

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She is only going to have 3, as opposed to the usual 6 ice creams a day

Published by admin, on October 10th, 2012 at 4:40 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Fat girl eating ice cream

Drinking while pregnant

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If he was conceived while drunk, she can drink while she’s pregnant

Published by , on October 5th, 2012 at 5:45 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Drinking while pregnant

Kiddie tazer

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Why would I buy this instead of a regular tazer?

Published by admin, on September 16th, 2012 at 8:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kiddie tazer

Elephant mother poops on her baby

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She’s teaching him that life can be shitty

Published by admin, on September 10th, 2012 at 10:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Elephant mother poops on her baby

Girl tattooing her father

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If she’s old enough to have a tattoo on her arm, she’s old enough to tattoo her father

Published by admin, on September 7th, 2012 at 3:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Girl tattooing her father

Free child

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Don’t worry, they tied his leash to the pole, so no one can steal him

Published by admin, on September 6th, 2012 at 2:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Free child

Baby riding crocodile

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Don’t worry; the crocodile has no idea that babies are delicious

Published by admin, on August 30th, 2012 at 1:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Baby riding crocodile

Kids drinking beer

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It’s ok because it’s Saint Patrick’s day!

Published by admin, on August 27th, 2012 at 6:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kids drinking beer

Walking through the airport

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Josh, if you don’t behave, the TSA will do a cavity check on you!

Published by admin, on August 26th, 2012 at 1:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Walking through the airport

I’m smiling on the inside

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It’s sad because it’s true

Published by admin, on June 28th, 2012 at 6:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on I’m smiling on the inside

What kids really want

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I hope her mother saw this and punished her

Published by admin, on June 27th, 2012 at 7:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on What kids really want

3 year old with makeup

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She has to look good for her first date

Published by admin, on June 26th, 2012 at 12:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on 3 year old with makeup

F on your report card?

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Mother’s little baby will never do something wrong

Published by admin, on June 20th, 2012 at 11:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on F on your report card?

MTV is bad for you

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You’re lucky she didn’t send you to any pageants

Published by admin, on June 19th, 2012 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on MTV is bad for you

Sexy MILF

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Don’t mind the kids, she will crop them out of the picture later

Published by admin, on June 17th, 2012 at 12:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Sexy MILF

Protecting your child from sexy girls

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She has to wait until she’s at least 14 to do that

Published by admin, on June 15th, 2012 at 11:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Protecting your child from sexy girls

What’s wrong with Toddlers and Tiaras

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She doesn’t have fake boobs yet, so I guess that’s a plus

Published by admin, on June 14th, 2012 at 7:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on What’s wrong with Toddlers and Tiaras

Doesn’t want kids going out in the weekdays

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That’s how she got pregnant

Published by admin, on June 12th, 2012 at 11:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Doesn’t want kids going out in the weekdays

Poor people should work harder

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She’s a mother and that’s difficult enough

Published by admin, on June 8th, 2012 at 2:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Poor people should work harder

Back from College?

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Nothing good happens after 12 o’clock

Published by admin, on June 6th, 2012 at 3:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Back from College?

The internet is full of lies

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Bill O’Reilly is a man of God, he would never lie to anyone

Published by admin, on June 5th, 2012 at 6:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on The internet is full of lies

Mother against birth control

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Thank God I am sterile

Published by admin, on June 4th, 2012 at 6:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mother against birth control

Doesn’t allow you to go to rave parties

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Don’t talk about them that way! One of them is your father

Published by admin, on June 3rd, 2012 at 9:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Doesn’t allow you to go to rave parties

Mother against drugs

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If you can get a receipt for it, it isn’t harmful.

Published by admin, on May 31st, 2012 at 2:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mother against drugs

Stripping lessons

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It is easier if you start them young

Published by admin, on May 29th, 2012 at 12:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Stripping lessons

It makes me happy when mommy cries

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I think we can all get behind this statement

Published by admin, on May 28th, 2012 at 8:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on It makes me happy when mommy cries

Mother and daughter

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She’s not sexy and she doesn’t know it

Published by admin, on May 21st, 2012 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mother and daughter

Baby pees on father

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That’s a golden shower you don’t wanna take.

Published by admin, on November 5th, 2011 at 4:58 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby pees on father

Parenting – You’re doing it right

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It’s awesome to have parents like this 😀

Published by admin, on October 15th, 2011 at 1:30 pm. Filled under: Gay Pics Tags: , , Comments Off on Parenting – You’re doing it right

Three is company

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Cars are for pussies. And people who care about their kids.

Published by admin, on September 25th, 2011 at 6:59 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Three is company

Girls in washing machine

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Don’t worry, they have a dryer too.

Published by admin, on September 17th, 2011 at 6:50 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Girls in washing machine

Hanging by shirt

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This is how you show a child when they do something wrong, hang him up on a tree and let the family laugh at him. Poor kid.

Published by admin, on August 21st, 2011 at 9:45 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Hanging by shirt