The Distraction Network

Warning sign fail

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Attention; well endowed men ahead

Published by admin, on March 18th, 2013 at 5:38 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Warning sign fail

Child cake fail

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Even Jenna Jameson would be intimated by this cake

Published by admin, on March 16th, 2013 at 7:29 pm. Filled under: Cool Cake Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Child cake fail

What a lovely puppy!

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No homo

Published by , on March 10th, 2013 at 1:53 pm. Filled under: Cute Dogs Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on What a lovely puppy!

Viagra billboard

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I’m not convinced; I am going to wait until they can round the edges

Published by admin, on March 7th, 2013 at 10:09 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Viagra billboard

Free drawing section

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It’s not even for the anatomy class!

Published by , on March 7th, 2013 at 3:32 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Free drawing section

Fat midget is surprised

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It’s the first time he’s seen it.

Published by admin, on February 6th, 2013 at 11:50 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fat midget is surprised

Bad Luck Brian circumcision

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The doctor didn’t have much to work with in the first place

Published by admin, on January 25th, 2013 at 3:02 pm. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bad Luck Brian circumcision

Dick clearance sign

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That’s why black people couldn’t get to the other side of the city

Published by admin, on January 12th, 2013 at 6:09 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Dick clearance sign

London – number 1

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They had to buy it from a sex cake shop

Published by admin, on January 9th, 2013 at 7:27 pm. Filled under: Cool Cake Pics Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on London – number 1

Obsessed with drawing penises?

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I guess that is his acknowledgement signature

Published by admin, on December 31st, 2012 at 6:07 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Obsessed with drawing penises?

Worst Facebook profile picture ever

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Unless you’re into that kind of thing

Published by , on December 31st, 2012 at 9:03 am. Filled under: Cute Dogs Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Worst Facebook profile picture ever

Boner problems

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Not a good time for a presentation in front of the class

Published by admin, on December 26th, 2012 at 7:15 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Boner problems

Weird penis food

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It tastes just as bad as it looks

Published by admin, on December 25th, 2012 at 10:31 am. Filled under: Weird Looking Food Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird penis food

Weird Halloween costume idea

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I hope it is a turkey and not something else

Published by , on December 3rd, 2012 at 11:03 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Weird Halloween costume idea

Humongous buff guy

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If you think this is scary, you should see his penis

Published by , on November 25th, 2012 at 7:15 pm. Filled under: Never Divide By Zero Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Humongous buff guy

Asian orchestra

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At least he didn’t say anything about small penises

Published by admin, on November 25th, 2012 at 3:59 am. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , Comments Off on Asian orchestra

Weird sign

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Don’t act like this is the first time you tried Cuban penis

Published by admin, on November 19th, 2012 at 5:29 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird sign

Penis railroad track

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His father is definitely not an engineer because this track is useless if you think about it

Published by , on November 19th, 2012 at 8:45 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Penis railroad track

Huge monster truck

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I had no idea penises can be that small

Published by admin, on November 6th, 2012 at 2:49 pm. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Huge monster truck

Whenever the waitress flirts with me

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I will give her a small one either way

Published by , on October 28th, 2012 at 9:34 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Whenever the waitress flirts with me

Penis shaped surfboard

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She knows she can keep her balance on it

Published by admin, on October 27th, 2012 at 6:36 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Penis shaped surfboard

Name spelling genius

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It’s hard not to laugh at this one

Published by admin, on October 23rd, 2012 at 9:07 am. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Name spelling genius

Bad Luck Brian is the last man on Earth

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The women were happy to hear about it

Published by admin, on October 4th, 2012 at 10:23 pm. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Bad Luck Brian is the last man on Earth

Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket?

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JD sure knows how to impress a lady

Published by admin, on September 8th, 2012 at 4:00 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket?

Employee must wash hands

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No wonder my hamburger tasted like penis

Published by admin, on September 4th, 2012 at 7:47 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Employee must wash hands

Circumcision fail

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The operation went exactly as expected.

Published by admin, on September 3rd, 2012 at 10:07 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Circumcision fail

Please insert ticket

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Is showing your octopus in public legal?

Published by admin, on September 3rd, 2012 at 7:47 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Please insert ticket

Mother and daughter cake day

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She needs to be at least 10 years old before she can have a penis cake too

Published by admin, on August 12th, 2012 at 3:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Mother and daughter cake day

Worst kind of teacher

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I knew I shouldn’t have taken religious studies with him

Published by admin, on August 3rd, 2012 at 6:03 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Worst kind of teacher

Penis dog

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His super leg humping power knows no limits

Published by admin, on July 28th, 2012 at 3:46 pm. Filled under: Never Divide By Zero Tags: , , , Comments Off on Penis dog

Bad Luck Brian Hits Puberty

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Do you have some tampons for my penis?

Published by admin, on July 27th, 2012 at 11:55 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bad Luck Brian Hits Puberty

Star Wars shower

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Small Penis, you have

Published by admin, on July 27th, 2012 at 4:27 am. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , 1 Comment

Scrubs on the average penis length

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No wonder Turk is not surprised

Published by admin, on July 24th, 2012 at 6:00 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Scrubs on the average penis length

24 string bass

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Optimus Prime can’t do his special move without it

Published by admin, on July 16th, 2012 at 10:02 am. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , Comments Off on 24 string bass

Rupert Grint

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It seem that the reporters know a little too much about him

Published by admin, on July 14th, 2012 at 2:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Rupert Grint

Sperm Bank

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The man with the biggest penis in the world can make millions of these

Published by admin, on July 3rd, 2012 at 8:24 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sperm Bank

Interesting map

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Take a left when you reach the left testicle

Published by admin, on July 2nd, 2012 at 10:47 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Interesting map

Length problems

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It is even worse when it touches the water in the bowl

Published by , on June 22nd, 2012 at 2:01 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Length problems

Religion is like a penis

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The only difference is that penises don’t interfere with technological advancements

Published by admin, on June 20th, 2012 at 1:53 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Religion is like a penis

Your belt looks like a penis

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Is that an invitation?

Published by admin, on June 19th, 2012 at 4:24 am. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Your belt looks like a penis

Penis shaped lawn

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Or maybe it is just an old man with a really long nose

Published by admin, on June 2nd, 2012 at 11:07 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Penis shaped lawn

The Olympic Torch

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That guy has another kind of torch in his hand

Published by admin, on May 31st, 2012 at 12:43 pm. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , Comments Off on The Olympic Torch

I want to see your python

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At least she didn’t say she wanted to see your PHP, because you don’t have a pretty huge penis

Published by , on May 27th, 2012 at 5:01 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on I want to see your python

How to get a bigger penis

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If you are already there, there is no hope for you

Published by , on May 19th, 2012 at 1:22 pm. Filled under: Physics Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to get a bigger penis

Toilet signs

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I guess this is better than drawing a penis and a vagina

Published by admin, on May 18th, 2012 at 7:10 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Toilet signs

Awkward penis shaped tree

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Hugh Hefner has some weird ideas for trees

Published by admin, on May 3rd, 2012 at 6:04 pm. Filled under: Cool Christmas Trees Tags: , , , Comments Off on Awkward penis shaped tree

Smaller is better

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Ironically, the guy who bought the Hummer has the smallest penis

Published by admin, on April 30th, 2012 at 2:27 pm. Filled under: Stunts Tags: , , , Comments Off on Smaller is better

Got Married?

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At least the bride saw what she was getting later that night

Published by , on April 23rd, 2012 at 10:00 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Got Married?

Pulling a bus

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I don’t want to know what’s his pulling strategy

Published by admin, on April 6th, 2012 at 1:48 pm. Filled under: Stunts Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pulling a bus

Pool shape

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The hotel manager is not happy with the size

Published by admin, on April 5th, 2012 at 6:37 am. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Pool shape