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Police putdown

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At least she won’t make a run for it

Published by admin, on January 27th, 2013 at 7:00 am. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Police putdown

Gingerbread police pepper spray man

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I hope they’re not too spicy

Published by admin, on December 3rd, 2012 at 5:42 am. Filled under: Cool Gingerbread Houses Tags: , , , Comments Off on Gingerbread police pepper spray man

Police brutality

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They used the cuffs later, but not to arrest them

Published by admin, on October 18th, 2012 at 3:12 am. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Police brutality

Directing a traffic jam

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I knew they shouldn’t have given the job to an armless man

Published by admin, on September 18th, 2012 at 9:46 am. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Directing a traffic jam

Dog sitting like a sir

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He didn’t work 40 dog years as a police dog for nothing

Published by admin, on July 24th, 2012 at 9:26 pm. Filled under: Like A Sir Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dog sitting like a sir

Something you do everyday

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Sponsored by the police

Published by admin, on July 23rd, 2012 at 10:24 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Something you do everyday

Beyonce was wrong

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Someone call the lyrics police

Published by admin, on July 21st, 2012 at 2:48 am. Filled under: Gay Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Beyonce was wrong

Arresting a Storm Trooper

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He didn’t have a license to kill

Published by admin, on June 15th, 2012 at 5:54 pm. Filled under: Funny Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Arresting a Storm Trooper

Free ride in a police car

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What do I have to do to qualify?

Published by admin, on June 9th, 2012 at 10:47 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Free ride in a police car

Half a police car

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In Russia, half a car is enough to catch bad guys

Published by admin, on May 31st, 2012 at 12:06 pm. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Half a police car

Security at Justin Bieber concert

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If it weren’t for the police, someone might get elbowed or get their picture taken

Published by admin, on May 18th, 2012 at 2:54 pm. Filled under: Funny Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Security at Justin Bieber concert

Fighting the police

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A chair to the head seems like the appropriate reaction

Published by admin, on April 26th, 2012 at 7:54 pm. Filled under: Funny Sports Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fighting the police

Repost detector

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The internet police is never sleeping

Published by admin, on April 18th, 2012 at 8:46 am. Filled under: Like A Sir Tags: , , , Comments Off on Repost detector

BB gun

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And the police didn’t care if you used one

Published by admin, on April 5th, 2012 at 7:06 am. Filled under: Anybody Remember Tags: , , , Comments Off on BB gun

Weird police car accident

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Don’t worry, the phone will spend the rest of its life in jail.

Published by admin, on April 1st, 2012 at 4:11 am. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird police car accident

Fan stopped by police

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He was trying to make a fool of himself and it worked

Published by admin, on February 23rd, 2012 at 5:54 pm. Filled under: Funny Sports Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fan stopped by police

Dog stands up to the police

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Or maybe this is his personal guard

Published by admin, on February 19th, 2012 at 1:18 pm. Filled under: Pet Jewelry Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dog stands up to the police

Police doesn’t have a soul

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I wonder what they would have charged him with if he had no legs.

Published by admin, on February 18th, 2012 at 3:12 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Police doesn’t have a soul

Police rescuing fans

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They are taking them directly to a learning center

Published by admin, on February 9th, 2012 at 6:54 pm. Filled under: Funny Sports Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Police rescuing fans

Police Notice

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It is warm in all the right places.

Published by admin, on January 6th, 2012 at 2:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Police Notice

Police warning billboard

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And dance like nobody is watching!

Published by admin, on January 5th, 2012 at 1:20 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Police warning billboard

Illegal police car planking

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At least he is in the perfect position for handcuffing.

Published by admin, on December 28th, 2011 at 12:50 am. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Illegal police car planking

Public manners

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If you just turn around, people might call the police.

Published by , on December 23rd, 2011 at 1:59 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , 4 Comments

Ugly duo

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You don’t want to get a pat down from this police woman

Published by admin, on December 20th, 2011 at 6:12 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ugly duo

Police dog on motorcycle

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He’s searching for some outlaw cats

Published by admin, on December 15th, 2011 at 6:58 am. Filled under: Smart Dogs Tags: , , , Comments Off on Police dog on motorcycle

Homicide victims

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They keep it to themselves.

Published by admin, on December 8th, 2011 at 5:39 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Homicide victims

Kitten police report

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I never saw a kitten not acting suspicious.

Published by admin, on December 6th, 2011 at 4:39 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kitten police report

Mischievous boy next to coffin

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The police never found any leads in this murder case.

Published by admin, on November 27th, 2011 at 1:12 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Mischievous boy next to coffin

Policeman pushes car, girl laughs

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Police brutality ensues.

Published by admin, on November 27th, 2011 at 3:31 am. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Policeman pushes car, girl laughs

Planking between police cars

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The number one reason for police brutality

Published by admin, on November 25th, 2011 at 2:50 am. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Planking between police cars

Police report

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Her working brain was also stolen and replaced with an older model.

Published by admin, on November 22nd, 2011 at 1:39 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Police report

Serious threat

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After regular penalties became obsolete, the police started giving people unattractive pets.

Published by admin, on November 20th, 2011 at 1:52 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Serious threat

Police chalk outline

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I’m fairly sure he died of alcohol poisoning, so you don’t have to worry about starting an investigation.

Published by admin, on November 14th, 2011 at 12:12 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Police chalk outline

The case of the missing bacon

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Who wouldn’t be afraid to admit they ate five pounds of bacon?

Published by admin, on November 8th, 2011 at 5:15 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , 3 Comments

Baby on tricycle in the middle of the road

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Someone call the police, it’s going to be a low speed chase.

Published by admin, on November 2nd, 2011 at 5:30 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , 7 Comments

Police car parking job

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No time for parking properly when there’s a donut emergency.

Published by admin, on October 28th, 2011 at 9:38 pm. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Police car parking job

Undercover police car

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It’s not like criminals can read.

Published by admin, on October 28th, 2011 at 1:08 pm. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Undercover police car

GTA 2 police brutality

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The crime rates weren’t so high back then, so they could afford calling the entire department.

Published by admin, on October 24th, 2011 at 2:38 am. Filled under: Anybody Remember Tags: , , , Comments Off on GTA 2 police brutality

Multiple wedding planking

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Or maybe the police busted in.

Published by admin, on October 19th, 2011 at 5:02 pm. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Multiple wedding planking

Board Cutout Police

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It didn’t appear to phase the driver going down the center of the road.

Published by admin, on October 18th, 2011 at 6:22 pm. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Board Cutout Police

Police car planking by girl

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She planked her way to the police station.

Published by admin, on October 17th, 2011 at 5:00 pm. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , 4 Comments

Police car on the bottom of a lake

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I didn’t know they had donuts underwater.

Published by admin, on October 5th, 2011 at 10:30 am. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , 3 Comments

Sign is perfectly accurate

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Thank you, now show me the way to my house.

Published by admin, on September 30th, 2011 at 10:30 am. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , 3 Comments

Poo Man

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The situation is getting stinky.

Published by admin, on September 28th, 2011 at 7:39 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Poo Man

Police log

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You should have seen grandma getting tased.

Published by admin, on September 27th, 2011 at 7:39 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Police log

Notice from the police

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“This way, we don’t have to do our job!”

Published by admin, on September 26th, 2011 at 7:22 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Notice from the police

Stupid statement

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Apparently, not fast enough.

Published by admin, on September 8th, 2011 at 8:26 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Stupid statement

KFC Calling

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Throw bricks at police and you’ll get KFC!

Sounds like an awesome deal to me!

Published by admin, on August 31st, 2011 at 10:06 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , 5 Comments

The police break in

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This is how you break into a house full of criminals, take the cruiser right through the front window.

Published by admin, on August 31st, 2011 at 3:52 pm. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , Comments Off on The police break in

Survilence

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The police are making a few cuts to afford more equipment. Too bad they cut back on their spelling checker.

Published by admin, on August 22nd, 2011 at 9:49 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Survilence