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Poo $4 You

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I don’t like the crap they’re selling

Published by , on January 26th, 2013 at 7:40 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Poo $4 You

Socially awkward pooping penguin

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It’s all about timing

Published by , on November 25th, 2012 at 4:56 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Socially awkward pooping penguin

Poo shaped cake

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They know it is going to be a crappy marriage, so why hide it?

Published by admin, on September 21st, 2012 at 11:29 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Poo shaped cake

Health officials announcement

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The water won’t turn blue, it will turn brown

Published by admin, on July 29th, 2012 at 1:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Health officials announcement

Driving too close to a truck

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At least it wasn’t a truck of poo

Published by admin, on July 23rd, 2012 at 8:06 am. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Driving too close to a truck

Mustache with mustache

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If the eyes and the mustache disappear, you can use it as a fake poo

Published by admin, on July 8th, 2012 at 4:28 am. Filled under: Mustache Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mustache with mustache

Bill Clinton mustache

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He looks much better now

Published by admin, on July 5th, 2012 at 4:28 am. Filled under: Mustache Pics Tags: , , , 1 Comment

Walking the babies

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I hope you don’t have to clean their poo

Published by admin, on July 4th, 2012 at 7:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Walking the babies

The weirdest wedding photo ever

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Together, for better and for worse

Published by admin, on June 9th, 2012 at 7:29 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The weirdest wedding photo ever

Pooping next to the Christmas tree

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He wanted to offer you a present you won’t forget

Published by admin, on May 20th, 2012 at 7:04 pm. Filled under: Cool Christmas Trees Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pooping next to the Christmas tree

Eating like a sir

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He was a little disappointed that poo wasn’t on the menu

Published by admin, on March 29th, 2012 at 11:18 am. Filled under: Pet Jewelry Tags: , , , Comments Off on Eating like a sir

Poo-lar bear

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This is a candy I can get behind of

Published by admin, on March 25th, 2012 at 4:33 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Poo-lar bear

Rainbow poo

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The disadvantages of owning My Little Pony.

Published by admin, on March 20th, 2012 at 2:47 pm. Filled under: Weird Looking Food Tags: , , , Comments Off on Rainbow poo

Cute baby doesn’t understand how eating works

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He can barely poo in a diaper, it will take a while before he learns how to eat

Published by admin, on March 18th, 2012 at 2:07 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute baby doesn’t understand how eating works

Elephant dong

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Elephants never forget, but neither do humans

Published by admin, on March 3rd, 2012 at 6:43 pm. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Elephant dong

Posing near the pool

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Her dog is also her landscaper

Published by admin, on February 14th, 2012 at 5:26 pm. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Posing near the pool

Dog confession

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Man’s best friend is allowed to tell an innocent lie every once in a while.

Published by , on January 9th, 2012 at 12:59 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dog confession

Baby peeing on her father

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Peeing is the least smelly of his problems.

Published by admin, on December 25th, 2011 at 1:44 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Baby peeing on her father

Poo candy bar

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It looks better going out

Published by admin, on December 24th, 2011 at 2:22 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , 1 Comment

Free Poo at 7 PM

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Every poo is free poo

Published by admin, on December 13th, 2011 at 5:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Free Poo at 7 PM

Poo candy

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My dog thinks they’re delicious

Published by admin, on December 10th, 2011 at 12:22 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , 1 Comment

Taking a Shit

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Because you’re taking it out of your butt

Published by , on December 9th, 2011 at 1:59 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Taking a Shit

Poo hat

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It looks crappy, but it keeps your head warm

Published by admin, on November 28th, 2011 at 1:35 pm. Filled under: Funny Hats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Poo hat

Kid covered in peanut butter

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Hopefully it’s peanut butter

Published by admin, on November 11th, 2011 at 5:24 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kid covered in peanut butter

Baby hasn’t figured out eating yet

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He looks exactly the same after he takes a poo

Published by admin, on October 17th, 2011 at 6:36 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby hasn’t figured out eating yet

Take cover…

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If I see any baby do that, I’ll make sure to get out of the way…

Published by admin, on September 30th, 2011 at 9:32 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Take cover…

Dog cleaning his poo

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Wouldn’t it be easier if he just used the toilet?

Published by admin, on September 24th, 2011 at 3:28 am. Filled under: Smart Dogs Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dog cleaning his poo

Poo hat

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I wear this every time a bird decides to shit on me

Published by admin, on September 8th, 2011 at 1:35 pm. Filled under: Funny Hats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Poo hat