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Abstinence fail

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God doesn’t play by the rules

Published by admin, on March 7th, 2013 at 10:00 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Abstinence fail

Four pregnant young girls

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The weird part is that the father is the same guy

Published by admin, on February 25th, 2013 at 3:13 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Four pregnant young girls

Reese Witherspoon is pregnant

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She’s legally pregnant

Published by admin, on February 22nd, 2013 at 2:27 am. Filled under: Celeb Brats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Reese Witherspoon is pregnant

Pregnant wife is overreacting

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She has the anger of a grown woman and a small fetus

Published by , on February 14th, 2013 at 2:30 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pregnant wife is overreacting

Pregnant mirror pic

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Pay no attention to the cigarette in her hand

Published by , on December 27th, 2012 at 2:36 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Pregnant mirror pic

Wife is pregnant

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He would have figured it out when the kid turned out to be black anyway

Published by admin, on December 7th, 2012 at 10:46 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Wife is pregnant

Horrifying pregnant costume

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The scary part is that I didn’t knew she was pregnant in the first place

Published by , on November 18th, 2012 at 8:15 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Horrifying pregnant costume

Pregnant girl planking

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This is the perfect angle for kicking the baby

Published by admin, on October 20th, 2012 at 2:14 am. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pregnant girl planking

Drinking while pregnant

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If he was conceived while drunk, she can drink while she’s pregnant

Published by , on October 5th, 2012 at 5:45 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Drinking while pregnant

Pregnant chick smoking

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She didn’t smoke before the pregnancy, but she’s having some cravings now and she doesn’t want to lose the baby

Published by admin, on September 8th, 2012 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pregnant chick smoking

Big pregnant black chick

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That’s one way to show that you’re off the market

Published by admin, on August 4th, 2012 at 12:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Big pregnant black chick

Drinking while pregnant

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The kid can choose not to drink after he is born

Published by admin, on August 3rd, 2012 at 8:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Drinking while pregnant

WTF pregnant picture

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She definitely didn’t get pregnant by wearing that outfit

Published by admin, on August 2nd, 2012 at 6:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on WTF pregnant picture

Girlfriend has stomach ache?

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That’s why I’m 23 and I never had a girlfriend

Published by , on August 2nd, 2012 at 4:29 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Girlfriend has stomach ache?

Sexy pregnant clown girl

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I don’t think sexy and girl should be in the same sentence as pregnant and clown

Published by admin, on August 1st, 2012 at 3:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Sexy pregnant clown girl

Pregnant on a horse

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This might move up the delivery date a couple of days ahead

Published by admin, on July 31st, 2012 at 3:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pregnant on a horse

Pregnant photo shoot

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She wants to remember that one day, she was fat for a reason

Published by admin, on July 30th, 2012 at 3:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pregnant photo shoot

Sexy pregnant girl

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She’s trying to flush him out with alcohol

Published by admin, on July 28th, 2012 at 12:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sexy pregnant girl

A great catch

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She wasn’t a great catch, but the turkey was

Published by admin, on July 27th, 2012 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on A great catch

Dominatrix pregnant girl

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That’s his punishment for getting her pregnant

Published by admin, on July 26th, 2012 at 2:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dominatrix pregnant girl

Warrior pregnant woman

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She’s pro choice and she is ready to stand by it

Published by admin, on July 25th, 2012 at 8:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Warrior pregnant woman

Naughty girl

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That’s how she got pregnant in the first place

Published by admin, on July 24th, 2012 at 2:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Naughty girl

Pregnant high school girls

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At least they can go together when they need to ask for child support

Published by admin, on July 23rd, 2012 at 7:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pregnant high school girls

Smoking kills

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You can’t kill what isn’t alive yet

Published by admin, on July 21st, 2012 at 1:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Smoking kills

Pregnant woman smoking

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She’s not smoking hot, she’s just smoking

Published by admin, on July 20th, 2012 at 1:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Pregnant woman smoking

Ice shower

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No wonder he doesn’t want to live with his mother anymore

Published by admin, on July 15th, 2012 at 9:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ice shower

Pregnant woman planking

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This is how C-section operations start

Published by admin, on June 2nd, 2012 at 7:45 am. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pregnant woman planking

Friend’s girlfriend is pregnant?

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Innocence would be a good one

Published by , on March 30th, 2012 at 3:29 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Friend’s girlfriend is pregnant?

Student is not ready to have a child yet

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It’s not like she’s taking those birth control pills for nothing

Published by admin, on March 11th, 2012 at 7:33 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Student is not ready to have a child yet

Baby Fever

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That’s why I will leave my girlfriend pregnant before that.

Published by , on February 21st, 2012 at 3:29 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby Fever

Pregnant girl at sports game

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She’s there because she doesn’t know which player is the father

Published by admin, on January 26th, 2012 at 2:30 pm. Filled under: Funny Sports Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pregnant girl at sports game

Pregnant smoking lady

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Unfortunately, she’s not smoking hot, she’s just smoking.

Published by admin, on January 22nd, 2012 at 2:44 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pregnant smoking lady

Awkward situation

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They knew he was a gynecologist, but they didn’t knew she was pregnant

Published by admin, on January 17th, 2012 at 10:32 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Awkward situation

Beer belly

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He is due in 2 weeks.

Published by admin, on December 4th, 2011 at 3:12 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Beer belly

Making fun of the referee

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That’s why nobody hires women referees

Published by admin, on November 7th, 2011 at 12:30 pm. Filled under: Funny Sports Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Making fun of the referee

Considerate husband

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It will break when she sees this sign

Published by admin, on October 10th, 2011 at 2:30 pm. Filled under: Funny Sports Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Considerate husband