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Olympic swimmer pun

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Writing subtitles is not always a boring job

Published by admin, on March 19th, 2013 at 9:02 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Olympic swimmer pun

Lame pun coon

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I can’t wait to hear the punch line

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When the smog clears in Los Angeles

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They don’t teach you that in school

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What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

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I think jokes about epilepsy are on shaky ground

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Mexican jokes and black jokes

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Don’t worry, Mexicans and blacks won’t get this joke

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Shopping for musical instruments

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I will put everything on a shopping note

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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

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Is this racist?

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How do you call a fish with no eye?

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You don’t call it anything, because he won’t come to you anyway

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Did you hear about the circus fire?

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Don’t trust the bad joke eel, he’s always lion

Published by admin, on January 15th, 2013 at 12:35 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on Did you hear about the circus fire?

True Blood pun

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The person who wrote this must have thought it was very punny

Published by admin, on January 2nd, 2013 at 3:00 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on True Blood pun

Need an ark?

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He can make you one of Biblical proportions

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I don’t know how to juggle

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That explains why there are no women jugglers

Published by admin, on December 29th, 2012 at 7:05 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on I don’t know how to juggle

What did one ocean say to the other?

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At least none of them stormed out this time

Published by admin, on December 23rd, 2012 at 9:00 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on What did one ocean say to the other?

Chiropractor hitting on my girlfriend

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I will be back later

Published by admin, on December 22nd, 2012 at 12:22 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on Chiropractor hitting on my girlfriend

Plumbers and Eskimos

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I seal what you did there

Published by admin, on December 20th, 2012 at 1:55 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Plumbers and Eskimos

Why was the broom late?

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You wouldn’t want to mess with it

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Simba was walking too slow

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I was starting to hakuna matata

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Did you hear about the kidnapping down the block?

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At least he didn’t have to sleep with the fishes

Published by admin, on November 29th, 2012 at 11:44 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Did you hear about the kidnapping down the block?

Do you know any good sodium jokes?

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Who said chemistry won’t be useful in real life?

Published by admin, on November 29th, 2012 at 4:44 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on Do you know any good sodium jokes?

I have a friend in South Korea

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Ever since I told him I’m Asian, he has been looking at me with different eyes

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What’s Bear Grylls favorite dish?

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If you don’t get it, urine trouble

Published by admin, on November 27th, 2012 at 5:12 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on What’s Bear Grylls favorite dish?

What does a clumsy DJ do?

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Bad Joke Eel sure knows how to mix it up

Published by admin, on November 24th, 2012 at 6:34 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on What does a clumsy DJ do?

Bad guys don’t have good aim

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Who let a girl post a comment on YouTube?

Published by admin, on November 22nd, 2012 at 8:46 am. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bad guys don’t have good aim

Daycare situation

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They had to read him his rights because he can’t read yet

Published by admin, on November 19th, 2012 at 3:00 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Daycare situation

I don’t know how to feel about my beard

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I guess it was a hairy situation

Published by admin, on November 11th, 2012 at 1:32 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on I don’t know how to feel about my beard

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

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His dreams were crushed

Published by admin, on November 7th, 2012 at 11:38 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Confucius bad joke eel

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I guess that’s why seafood makes me sick

Published by admin, on November 4th, 2012 at 5:34 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Confucius bad joke eel

I took a color blind test the other day

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Eye see what you did there

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What kind of bird sticks to a sweater?

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This joke flew right pass me

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How do you make a hormone?

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That’s a very bitchy thing to say

Published by admin, on October 21st, 2012 at 2:15 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on How do you make a hormone?

I lost my mood ring

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It’s a round, colored thingy, does that ring any bells?

Published by admin, on October 13th, 2012 at 11:19 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on I lost my mood ring

Why did the strawberry cry?

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She could almost taste the freedom

Published by admin, on October 9th, 2012 at 5:26 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Why did the strawberry cry?

Order of Phoenix is my favorite book

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You should Harry up and read it

Published by admin, on October 7th, 2012 at 2:35 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on Order of Phoenix is my favorite book

And It Was Goood

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Submitted by: LNCAW.

Published by admin, on October 3rd, 2012 at 5:48 am. Filled under: Math Tattoos Tags: , Comments Off on And It Was Goood

Why did the US win the space race?

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They felt out of this world when they succeeded

Published by admin, on September 22nd, 2012 at 10:01 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Why did the US win the space race?

Low blow

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Lame pun coon, urine insensitive

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Tennis players should marry

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Get the point?

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When chemists die

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I’m positive this is true

Published by admin, on September 16th, 2012 at 4:01 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on When chemists die

I turned my radio on

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The frequency of these bad puns is too damn high

Published by admin, on September 12th, 2012 at 12:01 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on I turned my radio on

What did the Joker say to the radio?

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I don’t get this joke, I guess we’re not on the same wave length

Published by admin, on September 10th, 2012 at 12:01 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on What did the Joker say to the radio?

Condom advice

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Don’t fuck this up

Published by admin, on September 6th, 2012 at 6:01 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Condom advice

Trust your calculator

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In addition, it can help you with math

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Pun contest

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No pun intended

Published by admin, on September 2nd, 2012 at 3:01 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pun contest

When a clock is hungry

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If you read the joke, it’s time to laugh

Published by admin, on August 31st, 2012 at 7:01 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on When a clock is hungry

Murder bunny meme?

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The internet is full of fluff nowadays

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The government is trying to censor the internet

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Don’t acta like you don’t like this song too

Published by admin, on August 27th, 2012 at 3:01 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on The government is trying to censor the internet

Did you hear about the new bathroom?

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That explains the smell

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Our church accepts all denominations

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The church coined taking money from people as a legitimate business strategy

Published by admin, on August 17th, 2012 at 12:01 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on Our church accepts all denominations

Why did the ghost cross the road?

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This is funny as hell

Published by admin, on August 15th, 2012 at 3:01 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Why did the ghost cross the road?

2 peanuts walking down the street

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She was hit so badly, she became a vegetable

Published by admin, on August 9th, 2012 at 6:01 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on 2 peanuts walking down the street