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Asking questions in class

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And that’s how I failed the class

Published by admin, on February 9th, 2013 at 2:56 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Asking questions in class

How do I win the lottery?

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Let me know when Wolfram Alpha finds the answer to this question

Published by admin, on February 3rd, 2013 at 11:51 am. Filled under: Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs Tags: , , , Comments Off on How do I win the lottery?

Justin Bieber physics question

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That’s why I love physics

Published by , on December 24th, 2012 at 4:56 pm. Filled under: Physics Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Justin Bieber physics question

2+2 on test

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Maybe it’s a trick question

Published by , on December 15th, 2012 at 11:11 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on 2+2 on test

Ted Mosby can’t answer a question

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This might take a while

Published by admin, on December 3rd, 2012 at 4:57 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ted Mosby can’t answer a question

There are no stupid questions

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But there are stupid college freshmen

Published by , on November 14th, 2012 at 6:10 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on There are no stupid questions

What does a woman want?

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Nerds built Wolfram Alpha, of course they don’t know what women want

Published by admin, on November 3rd, 2012 at 10:14 pm. Filled under: Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs Tags: , , , Comments Off on What does a woman want?

You do it both ways?

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She wasn’t too gay about hearing this question

Published by admin, on October 28th, 2012 at 9:19 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on You do it both ways?

Stupid question?

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If you don’t know the answer, you need to go somewhere where people can learn new stuff, like a school

Published by , on October 28th, 2012 at 1:28 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Stupid question?

Opinion question on test

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I tried to explain to her that evolution is only a theory, but she wouldn’t understand

Published by admin, on October 4th, 2012 at 7:26 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Opinion question on test

Question procrastination

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She was saved by the bell

Published by admin, on October 4th, 2012 at 4:59 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Question procrastination

Final physics question

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I got it wrong and I failed the class

Published by , on September 30th, 2012 at 6:41 am. Filled under: Physics Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Final physics question

Who wants to be a millionaire question

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I told you video games are important, mom!

Published by admin, on September 26th, 2012 at 8:12 pm. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Who wants to be a millionaire question

Tricky question

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I don’t know, but I need another woman in my kitchen because this one is dead

Published by , on September 13th, 2012 at 6:29 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Tricky question

Weirdest homework question in the world

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The real question is why is she sitting on her dad

Published by admin, on September 2nd, 2012 at 1:29 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weirdest homework question in the world

How many Watts is 1.12 Gigawatts?

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I chose the first option, just out of principle

Published by admin, on August 28th, 2012 at 7:29 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on How many Watts is 1.12 Gigawatts?

Unhelpful high school teacher loves difficult questions

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Do not make eye contact

Published by admin, on August 25th, 2012 at 10:03 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Unhelpful high school teacher loves difficult questions

Don’t be afraid to ask, there are no dumb questions here

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Challenge accepted

Published by admin, on August 13th, 2012 at 1:03 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Don’t be afraid to ask, there are no dumb questions here

Awkward question

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I hate it when my waiter starts crying

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Violence is the answer

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It’s a rhetorical question

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Driving test

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This is only true in Grand Theft Auto

Published by admin, on July 29th, 2012 at 2:29 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Driving test

Stupid test question

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I guess the teacher doesn’t understand how coins work

Published by admin, on July 24th, 2012 at 5:29 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Stupid test question

I have a question

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Google is my teacher now

Published by admin, on July 22nd, 2012 at 10:03 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on I have a question

What would you ask Jesus?

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I always wondered about the silent “j”

Published by admin, on June 16th, 2012 at 11:47 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on What would you ask Jesus?

Interesting question

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It really makes you think

Published by admin, on June 1st, 2012 at 2:49 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Interesting question

Skull or Santa?

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That is the question

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Question in class

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Perfect timing

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Got Steroids?

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This is not the time for rhetorical questions

Published by admin, on January 3rd, 2012 at 1:30 pm. Filled under: Funny Sports Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Got Steroids?

Awesome test question

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Unusual situation might be an understatement

Published by admin, on December 20th, 2011 at 2:55 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Awesome test question

Short answer to complex question

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You can’t say he isn’t right.

Published by admin, on December 8th, 2011 at 3:55 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Short answer to complex question

To be or not to be

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I wasn’t looking for the question, I was looking for the answer.

Published by admin, on December 6th, 2011 at 3:58 am. Filled under: Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs Tags: , , , Comments Off on To be or not to be

What do women want?

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Who cares?

Published by admin, on December 4th, 2011 at 2:58 am. Filled under: Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs Tags: , , , Comments Off on What do women want?

Rhetorical question

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The answer for this guy is clearly no and it will stay the same for a while.

Published by admin, on November 30th, 2011 at 2:12 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Rhetorical question

Rhetorical post it question

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A madman. A madman who doesn’t like changing toilet paper.

Published by admin, on November 28th, 2011 at 10:33 pm. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , Comments Off on Rhetorical post it question

Weird question

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I tried calling, but the line is always busy

Published by admin, on November 13th, 2011 at 12:20 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird question

Bear blocks question

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The downside of going to veterinarian school.

Published by admin, on October 30th, 2011 at 5:47 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bear blocks question

Founder of Apple

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Creative story, but I think your basing your theory off of someone else… Newton?

Published by admin, on October 11th, 2011 at 9:20 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Founder of Apple

Test Drawings

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Some pretty intense drawing, too bad its all irrelevant to the question.

Published by admin, on October 9th, 2011 at 9:16 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Test Drawings

Ice…

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Well hard water can be ice, so correct!

Published by admin, on October 6th, 2011 at 12:54 am. Filled under: Physics Fails Tags: , , , , , , 1 Comment

Cat Answer

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It’s 9.2, the cat has spoken.

Published by admin, on October 1st, 2011 at 8:58 pm. Filled under: Smart Kittens Tags: , , , , , , , 4 Comments

Why is it so hot and dry?

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I think he asked the question in the wrong section.

Published by admin, on September 20th, 2011 at 6:32 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Why is it so hot and dry?

Pinocchio’s Nose

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Nothing, because his nose only grows when he lies. And everybody’s noses grow, just not as long as Pinocchio’s.

Published by , on September 8th, 2011 at 10:46 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Pinocchio’s Nose

The Answer!!

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Haha, but it looks like the pheasant has around 11 legs… not 138.

Published by admin, on September 3rd, 2011 at 11:35 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The Answer!!

$14.82

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This question better be for kindergartens, because that question is a freebie mark.

Published by admin, on August 28th, 2011 at 11:02 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on $14.82

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Hats off to that guy, that is a pretty amazing drawing he did.

Published by admin, on August 26th, 2011 at 11:02 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , , , , , , Comments Off on 69

Pizza & Cola Graph

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Who the hell cares about the graphs, I just want to drink cola and eat pizza.

Published by admin, on August 22nd, 2011 at 11:02 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Pizza & Cola Graph

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

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There could not have been a first egg to give a beginning to birds, or there should have been a first bird which gave a beginning to eggs; for a bird comes from an egg.

Published by admin, on August 5th, 2011 at 10:57 pm. Filled under: Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Which came first: the chicken or the egg?