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Imagine a world without religion

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I’m not sure about this, but my Facebook feed would surely look a lot better

Published by , on March 16th, 2013 at 10:56 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Imagine a world without religion

Who created the world?

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God has his fair share of groupies

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Anti Jehovah’s Witness door

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They never have the balls to knock at my door

Published by admin, on February 21st, 2013 at 7:43 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Anti Jehovah’s Witness door

You only die for our sins once

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He wanted to say Yolo, but that is simply not true

Published by admin, on January 15th, 2013 at 8:17 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on You only die for our sins once

Bad Luck Brian is a hero

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No one ever calls me the Savior

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Lazy college senior skips class

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Going to class was against his religion. Islam.

Published by admin, on January 7th, 2013 at 4:05 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lazy college senior skips class

Insanity wolf on religion

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Now that’s just insane

Published by , on January 1st, 2013 at 7:05 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Insanity wolf on religion

Beer pong Jesus

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I wanted to play too, but Jesus kept turning the beer into wine

Published by admin, on December 19th, 2012 at 5:09 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , 1 Comment

Easter surprise from the Food Network

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That escalated quickly

Published by admin, on December 12th, 2012 at 10:02 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Easter surprise from the Food Network

Muslim Adam and Eve

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Muslim? More like mu-fat

Published by admin, on December 3rd, 2012 at 7:16 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Muslim Adam and Eve

The Bible tombstone

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We should have incinerated it

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Megachurch

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Little boys don’t put out if you don’t impress them with your church

Published by admin, on November 21st, 2012 at 5:01 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Megachurch

I was born gay, you were taught religion

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It’s OK to be gay, but it’s not that OK to be religious

Published by admin, on November 9th, 2012 at 11:16 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on I was born gay, you were taught religion

Joking about religion

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I knew I should have waited until after church

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Religion is like Internet Explorer

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The only difference is that internet explorer doesn’t kill people. At least not anymore

Published by admin, on October 26th, 2012 at 12:06 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Religion is like Internet Explorer

Postcard fail

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Wrong hole

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Scumbag Bible

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Just because you haven’t seen talking snakes, it doesn’t mean they aren’t real. It only means that religious people are insane

Published by , on October 18th, 2012 at 9:39 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Scumbag Bible

What atheists cry out during sex

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Your mother hates it when I do this

Published by admin, on October 7th, 2012 at 1:35 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on What atheists cry out during sex

Difference between science and religion

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But if you go to a doctor and pray at the same time, you can attribute everything to God

Published by admin, on September 21st, 2012 at 7:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Difference between science and religion

You are blessed by God!

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That doesn’t explain why people say God Bless you when you sneeze

Published by admin, on September 15th, 2012 at 5:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on You are blessed by God!

Militant atheist

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Why don’t atheists spread their ideas through terror?

Published by admin, on September 12th, 2012 at 1:53 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Militant atheist

Cute baby fan

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Just like religion, your parents are the ones who decide what’s your favorite sports team

Published by admin, on September 9th, 2012 at 6:54 pm. Filled under: Funny Sports Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute baby fan

Morpheus is an atheist

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Religion only exists in the matrix

Published by admin, on August 31st, 2012 at 9:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Morpheus is an atheist

Religion vs science

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I guess religious people are the atheist of science

Published by admin, on August 25th, 2012 at 5:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Religion vs science

The problem with Christians

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Maybe kids wouldn’t be so poor if they didn’t have to pay for abortion and gays!

Published by admin, on August 10th, 2012 at 10:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on The problem with Christians

First rule of Christianity

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I bet priests have a similar rule with the altar boys

Published by admin, on August 4th, 2012 at 7:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on First rule of Christianity

How I feel after a failed doomsday prediction

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One day, Christians will get the last laugh

Published by admin, on July 26th, 2012 at 6:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on How I feel after a failed doomsday prediction

Scumbag Jesus

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If you think this is bad, you should see some of the pyramid schemes he is running

Published by admin, on July 20th, 2012 at 8:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Scumbag Jesus

Accurate Bible

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Twilight is a little bit better, though

Published by admin, on July 17th, 2012 at 2:53 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Accurate Bible

Religious structures

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The ISS actually gives something back to humanity, unlike churches

Published by admin, on July 14th, 2012 at 5:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Religious structures

Funny painting reenactment

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Who said nothing good ever came out of religion?

Published by admin, on July 11th, 2012 at 1:53 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Funny painting reenactment

Which is the greatest entity?

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Thank God you answered correctly

Published by admin, on July 10th, 2012 at 11:01 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Which is the greatest entity?

What do God, Santa, Spider Man and the Spanish Inquisition have an common?

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And only one of them is real

Published by admin, on July 8th, 2012 at 2:53 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on What do God, Santa, Spider Man and the Spanish Inquisition have an common?

Thank you, Jesus, for this food

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I always tell my kids that they need to respect Jesus; he is our gardener after all

Published by admin, on July 2nd, 2012 at 8:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Thank you, Jesus, for this food

Stop! Hammer time

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It’s funny because it never actually happened

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If the Devil punishes people…

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It is almost as if this fictional tale has loopholes

Published by admin, on June 26th, 2012 at 3:53 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on If the Devil punishes people…

Religion is like a penis

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The only difference is that penises don’t interfere with technological advancements

Published by admin, on June 20th, 2012 at 1:53 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Religion is like a penis

Crucifixes and vampires

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I see what you did there

Published by admin, on June 14th, 2012 at 6:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Crucifixes and vampires

Laughing at someone’s religion

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You wouldn’t make fun of a handicapped person, would you?

Published by admin, on June 11th, 2012 at 8:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Laughing at someone’s religion

Freedom of religion

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It’s her choice to be oppressed

Published by admin, on June 8th, 2012 at 12:53 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Freedom of religion

Beliefs based on region and logic

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I think I’m starting to see a pattern

Published by admin, on May 30th, 2012 at 1:53 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Beliefs based on region and logic

Can God heal people?

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He didn’t pray hard enough

Published by admin, on May 27th, 2012 at 11:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Can God heal people?

Darth Vader and the clergy

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He taught them how to use the force

Published by admin, on May 24th, 2012 at 1:53 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Darth Vader and the clergy

Sneaky tank

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That explains religion

Published by admin, on May 12th, 2012 at 11:24 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sneaky tank

Imagine no religion

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I’m pretty sure it is not available in Germany

Published by admin, on March 18th, 2012 at 5:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Imagine no religion

Texas and Sports

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Football is the next best thing after religion

Published by admin, on February 17th, 2012 at 4:54 pm. Filled under: Funny Sports Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Texas and Sports

Life without geometry

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In a couple of years, they will start teaching geometry as a religion

Published by admin, on January 27th, 2012 at 12:57 pm. Filled under: Math Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Life without geometry

Religions and fairy tales

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Even the one which mentions magic underwear?

Published by admin, on January 11th, 2012 at 1:20 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Religions and fairy tales

Religion billboard

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Also, women can find one easily.

Published by admin, on January 10th, 2012 at 2:20 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Religion billboard

DVD player is against religion

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A priest molested his DVD writer.

Published by admin, on December 8th, 2011 at 7:05 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on DVD player is against religion