The Distraction Network

In case of emergency…

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This restaurant really doesn’t want you do dine and dash

Published by , on March 13th, 2013 at 9:56 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on In case of emergency…

Hole in the ceiling?

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That’s when you know you’ve been working in a restaurant for too long

Published by admin, on February 19th, 2013 at 2:50 pm. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Hole in the ceiling?

Toilet sink

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That’s why I don’t like pooping in restaurants

Published by admin, on February 15th, 2013 at 11:02 am. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Toilet sink

You try out that new restaurant?

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However, there is something fishy about it

Published by admin, on October 25th, 2012 at 6:58 am. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on You try out that new restaurant?

Fish cake at the restaurant

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When I told the waiter to fish for any cake he has back there, this wasn’t what I meant

Published by admin, on October 24th, 2012 at 2:48 am. Filled under: Cool Cake Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Fish cake at the restaurant

Birthday at a restaurant

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It’s even worse if it is not your birthday

Published by , on August 6th, 2012 at 11:29 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Birthday at a restaurant

Dinner in a Chinese restaurant

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Someone should check my food and make sure it isn’t poisoned

Published by , on July 28th, 2012 at 10:29 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dinner in a Chinese restaurant

Weird Chinese restaurant sign

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I’d like to try the nei-bor-kat

Published by admin, on July 23rd, 2012 at 2:47 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird Chinese restaurant sign

Awkward restaurant moment

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I hope the tip I left made up for the awkwardness

Published by , on May 15th, 2012 at 4:01 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Awkward restaurant moment

Weird restaurant name

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I’ve never seen a desperate restaurant before, but what can you expect in this economy?

Published by admin, on March 5th, 2012 at 3:16 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird restaurant name

The Flash is really fat

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He kept running between McDonalds restaurants

Published by admin, on February 24th, 2012 at 2:44 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The Flash is really fat

Restaurant menu is vague

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It is best if you don’t know what you’re eating

Published by admin, on December 24th, 2011 at 2:05 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Restaurant menu is vague

Ghetto take out restaurant

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Are they Fook Hing with us?

Published by admin, on November 29th, 2011 at 2:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ghetto take out restaurant

Restaurant Photo Troll

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He can’t afford to take pictures on his own, so he has to squeeze in someone else’s.

Published by admin, on October 15th, 2011 at 6:40 pm. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , 3 Comments

Fu King Chinese

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Someone didn’t think about the name when they made the restaurant. Bet it attracts lots of customers though.

Published by admin, on September 25th, 2011 at 8:33 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Fu King Chinese

The Bar Incovinience

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“Sorry for the inconvience, the olive bar will be closed until Tuesday 06-09-09.”

I accept your apology for the “inconvience”.

Published by admin, on August 30th, 2011 at 11:14 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on The Bar Incovinience

Garbage Bag

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I suppose we all know what happened, someone must’ve used a clear garbage bag in the kitchen. You should be able to fill in the rest.

Published by admin, on August 29th, 2011 at 9:32 am. Filled under: Chalkboard Doodles Tags: , , , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Garbage Bag

Seafood Bufeet

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I don’t want any feet with my seafood, no thanks.

Published by admin, on August 26th, 2011 at 9:49 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , , , , 3 Comments

What.. Udon?

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I think I’ll stick with the kake udon… I have my reasons.

Published by admin, on August 23rd, 2011 at 9:35 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , , , , , Comments Off on What.. Udon?

Stir Frided

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Frided sounds new and interesting, I think I will try some of that.

Published by admin, on August 21st, 2011 at 9:35 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Stir Frided

What Does That Say?

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“Chinee Takee Outee”

Anyone in the mood for some Chinee? Yummy!

Published by admin, on August 16th, 2011 at 11:09 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on What Does That Say?