The Distraction Network

Boy doesn’t want to sit on Santa’s Lap anymore

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He already asked for everything, so what more could he want?

Published by admin, on March 21st, 2013 at 6:16 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Boy doesn’t want to sit on Santa’s Lap anymore

Beach Santa Claus

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The Polar Ice Caps have melted completely

Published by admin, on March 7th, 2013 at 11:09 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Beach Santa Claus

Santa Claus at the mall

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Mrs. Claus is definitely not happy about it

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Santa Claus Robber

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He is giving her the gift of life

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Taxidermist Santa Claus

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Without their bodies, the reindeers are much, much faster

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Santa Claus and cute kid

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This kid is not that into magical beings

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Vampire Santa Claus

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How else could he have lived for 2000 years?

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Santa Claus in the bathroom

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Too much milk comes with side effects

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Sarah Palin Christmas tree

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That’s one way to keep Santa Claus away from your house

Published by admin, on January 26th, 2013 at 11:28 pm. Filled under: Cool Christmas Trees Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sarah Palin Christmas tree

Gangsta Santa Claus

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He’s making a list – he’s tattooing it on his body.

Published by admin, on January 18th, 2013 at 11:08 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Gangsta Santa Claus

Faceless Santa Claus

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I wish he didn’t exist

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Want to sit on Santa’s lap?

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If he has my present, I don’t see the problem with it

Published by admin, on January 4th, 2013 at 2:47 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Want to sit on Santa’s lap?

Cute Christmas tree

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Santa won’t be disappointed

Published by admin, on December 24th, 2012 at 12:21 pm. Filled under: Cool Christmas Trees Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute Christmas tree

Santa Claus comic

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Either way, you are not going to like the smell when it pops

Published by admin, on December 18th, 2012 at 8:03 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus comic

Kid cries on Santa’s Lap

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Oh, no! Socks, again?

Published by admin, on December 2nd, 2012 at 4:13 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kid cries on Santa’s Lap

Christmas bicycle

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Santa will give him some presents, but only if he is fast enough

Published by admin, on November 25th, 2012 at 2:56 pm. Filled under: Cool Christmas Trees Tags: , , , Comments Off on Christmas bicycle

Toilet Santa Claus

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If I don’t get my present, I am going to start using it

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A very Portal Christmas

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Needless to say, Santa was confused

Published by admin, on November 3rd, 2012 at 12:24 pm. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on A very Portal Christmas

Santa with a very small baby

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When he’s not delivering presents, Santa Claus delivers babies

Published by admin, on October 27th, 2012 at 10:11 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa with a very small baby

Futurama Santa Claus

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This is just like the Terminator, but with an angry Robot Santa instead

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Modern Santa Claus

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He’s just like the old Santa, but he prefers beer and cookies

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2012 at 1:44 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Modern Santa Claus

The Nightmare before Christmas

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He could have at least put on a few pounds before pretending to be Santa

Published by admin, on October 18th, 2012 at 2:16 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on The Nightmare before Christmas

Santa Claus gnome

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This is more appropriate for Halloween than for Christmas

Published by admin, on October 8th, 2012 at 1:44 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus gnome

Surrealist Santa Claus

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The Grinch can go ahead and steal this painting

Published by admin, on October 3rd, 2012 at 8:20 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Surrealist Santa Claus

Santa Claus T-shirt

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He also has a T-shirt about the Tooth fairy and one about God

Published by admin, on September 13th, 2012 at 8:13 pm. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus T-shirt

Santa Claus at a party

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What else did you think he did for the rest of the year?

Published by admin, on September 3rd, 2012 at 8:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus at a party

Lousy Santa Claus outfit

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The last time I’m shopping at Wal-Mart for a Santa costume

Published by admin, on July 7th, 2012 at 3:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lousy Santa Claus outfit

Santa Claus is coming

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The American kids have too many guns already, they should learn how to share

Published by admin, on June 26th, 2012 at 8:07 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus is coming

Santa Claus and the elves

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Santa just realized that he can’t afford to give you presents this year.

Published by admin, on June 19th, 2012 at 4:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus and the elves

Old Santa Claus picture

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Back when this picture was taken, Christmas wasn’t a thing yet

Published by admin, on June 14th, 2012 at 5:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Old Santa Claus picture

Bloody Santa Claus

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It’s that time of the month

Published by admin, on June 13th, 2012 at 5:18 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bloody Santa Claus

Sexy man in Mrs. Santa Claus outfit

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Santa might be lonely, but he is not that lonely

Published by admin, on June 12th, 2012 at 9:18 am. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Sexy man in Mrs. Santa Claus outfit

Merry Christmas card

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Even if you are naughty, Santa will give you a present if you act like a sir

Published by admin, on June 4th, 2012 at 2:48 pm. Filled under: Like A Sir Tags: , , , Comments Off on Merry Christmas card

Santa Claus is tired

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He’s getting too old for this stuff

Published by admin, on May 23rd, 2012 at 8:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus is tired

Santa Clauses floating around

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They are part time Santa Clauses and full time SWAT members

Published by admin, on May 22nd, 2012 at 5:21 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Clauses floating around

Kids hate Santa Claus

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They’re in it for the presents

Published by admin, on May 9th, 2012 at 3:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kids hate Santa Claus

I just got planked

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He wants a planking idea for Christmas

Published by admin, on May 2nd, 2012 at 10:07 am. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on I just got planked

Pug and Santa Claus

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He wants a new blouse for Christmas

Published by admin, on April 28th, 2012 at 3:25 am. Filled under: Cute Dogs Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pug and Santa Claus

Santa Claus on the subway

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It’s a special subway that goes all over the world

Published by admin, on April 26th, 2012 at 5:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus on the subway

Santa Claus hat on woman

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Mrs Claus likes to play pretend

Published by admin, on April 22nd, 2012 at 7:58 pm. Filled under: Funny Hats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus hat on woman

Santa Claus and puppy

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He wants a longer tail for Christmas

Published by admin, on April 15th, 2012 at 2:32 pm. Filled under: Cute Dogs Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus and puppy

Santa with twins

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When they grow up, there are going to be two Santas

Published by admin, on April 12th, 2012 at 8:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa with twins

Clown and Santa Claus mixture

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That’s what happens when Santa Claus spends too much time with his clown lady friends

Published by admin, on March 25th, 2012 at 8:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Clown and Santa Claus mixture

Mr. T is Santa Claus

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He pities the fool who doesn’t ask for a present

Published by admin, on March 21st, 2012 at 4:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mr. T is Santa Claus

Creeper Santa Claus

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Mrs. Claus is going to be pissed

Published by admin, on March 7th, 2012 at 4:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Creeper Santa Claus

Santa Claus and the army

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These soldiers weren’t nice enough this year

Published by admin, on February 5th, 2012 at 4:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus and the army

Santa Claus base jump

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That’s why you didn’t receive your presents last year.

Published by admin, on January 17th, 2012 at 4:51 am. Filled under: Stunts Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus base jump

Tree Mascot

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Santa Claus’s football team is now complete

Published by admin, on January 11th, 2012 at 12:30 pm. Filled under: Funny Sports Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Tree Mascot

Santa Claus is not happy

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It looks like a hostage situation

Published by admin, on December 28th, 2011 at 7:59 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus is not happy

Girl wants to get away from Santa

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She’s more of a Grinch kind of girl

Published by admin, on December 27th, 2011 at 8:00 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Girl wants to get away from Santa