The Distraction Network

Boy doesn’t want to sit on Santa’s Lap anymore

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He already asked for everything, so what more could he want?

Published by admin, on March 21st, 2013 at 6:16 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Boy doesn’t want to sit on Santa’s Lap anymore

Weird Santa toy

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My Christmas wish is to not see this under my Christmas tree

Published by admin, on March 6th, 2013 at 7:39 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird Santa toy

Santa on Scooter

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They reindeers are always ready to donate blood in case of emergency

Published by admin, on February 18th, 2013 at 8:02 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa on Scooter

Grown man with crazy Santa

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This guy might be older than Santa himself

Published by admin, on February 10th, 2013 at 2:08 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Grown man with crazy Santa

Santa flipping the bird

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Everyone forgot to buy him a present again, the 2012th year in a row

Published by admin, on February 4th, 2013 at 6:26 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa flipping the bird

Merry Christmas!

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I know Santa looks weird, but he has to go to a gay bar after this

Published by admin, on January 23rd, 2013 at 6:21 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Merry Christmas!

Kids don’t like drunk Santa

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He smells too much like their father

Published by admin, on January 21st, 2013 at 10:22 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kids don’t like drunk Santa

The best sudden realization

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The only difference between finding out that God and Santa don’t exist is that you are actually sad about Santa

Published by , on January 9th, 2013 at 9:07 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on The best sudden realization

Want to sit on Santa’s lap?

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If he has my present, I don’t see the problem with it

Published by admin, on January 4th, 2013 at 2:47 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Want to sit on Santa’s lap?

Ugly Santa

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I don’t care how ugly he is as long as he keeps delivering presents

Published by admin, on December 27th, 2012 at 4:14 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ugly Santa

Kid cries on Santa’s Lap

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Oh, no! Socks, again?

Published by admin, on December 2nd, 2012 at 4:13 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kid cries on Santa’s Lap

Jesus fighting Santa

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Why did you think you didn’t receive what you wanted last Christmas?

Published by admin, on November 7th, 2012 at 10:14 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Jesus fighting Santa

Evidence for religious beliefs

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Same goes for the evidence I have on Santa’s existence

Published by , on November 3rd, 2012 at 11:36 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Evidence for religious beliefs

Modern Santa Claus

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He’s just like the old Santa, but he prefers beer and cookies

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2012 at 1:44 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Modern Santa Claus

Santa at the bike station

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The cost of food for reindeers was overwhelming

Published by admin, on October 15th, 2012 at 4:03 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa at the bike station

Kids are afraid of Santa Sculpture

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At least they don’t have to sit on his lap

Published by admin, on October 5th, 2012 at 3:21 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kids are afraid of Santa Sculpture

Wikipedia as a source?

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Technology is Satan’s tool

Published by admin, on October 3rd, 2012 at 5:58 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Wikipedia as a source?

Segway Santa

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He just wants to make sure the gift is in full working order before delivering it

Published by admin, on September 21st, 2012 at 9:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Segway Santa

Santa getting arrested

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Apparently, going down the chimney is a felony

Published by admin, on September 17th, 2012 at 5:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa getting arrested

Pugs with Santa hats

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They placed two presents under the Christmas tree, but you’re not going to like them

Published by admin, on September 12th, 2012 at 7:58 pm. Filled under: Funny Hats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pugs with Santa hats

Santa shows off his belly

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The belly is like the passport in the North Pole

Published by admin, on September 12th, 2012 at 4:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa shows off his belly

Double Santa

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One doesn’t look real and the other looks too real

Published by admin, on September 8th, 2012 at 7:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Double Santa

Secret Santa and Bad Luck Brian

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At least someone cared enough to send him something this year

Published by admin, on September 7th, 2012 at 9:55 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Secret Santa and Bad Luck Brian

Black Santa

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He spent one too many Christmases in Hawaii

Published by admin, on August 30th, 2012 at 8:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Black Santa

Awkward man on Santa’s Lap

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I think Santa is more afraid of him than the other way around

Published by admin, on August 25th, 2012 at 9:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Awkward man on Santa’s Lap

Old Russian Santa

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He had to wait 2 months to grow that beard

Published by admin, on August 21st, 2012 at 3:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Old Russian Santa

Creepiest Santa ever

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He’s been dead for a while now

Published by admin, on August 16th, 2012 at 7:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Creepiest Santa ever

The best Christmas gift ever

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I hope they didn’t eat Santa’s milk and cookies

Published by admin, on August 14th, 2012 at 4:25 am. Filled under: Cute Dogs Tags: , , , Comments Off on The best Christmas gift ever

Santa swimming with the Sharks

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He had to find a way to get to Atlantis too

Published by admin, on August 12th, 2012 at 3:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa swimming with the Sharks

I love Satan!

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Much like Santa, Satan doesn’t exist either

Published by admin, on August 12th, 2012 at 9:49 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on I love Satan!

Crying baby on Santa’s lap

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He’s too young to understand the magic of Christmas

Published by admin, on August 7th, 2012 at 3:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Crying baby on Santa’s lap

Santa stole a baby

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He will give it to someone who wished for a baby for Christmas

Published by admin, on August 3rd, 2012 at 9:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa stole a baby

The truth about Santa

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He doesn’t even like your cookies either

Published by admin, on July 31st, 2012 at 7:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The truth about Santa

The sleigh broke down

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By the look of those legs, he can walk the distance

Published by admin, on July 29th, 2012 at 9:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The sleigh broke down

Santa is happy

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It’s the first time kids didn’t cry when he visited

Published by admin, on July 25th, 2012 at 9:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa is happy

Drunken Santa on the streets

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He had to trade his bag of gifts for two beers, but it was worth it

Published by admin, on July 20th, 2012 at 4:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Drunken Santa on the streets

Innovative tree design

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The best way to keep Santa confused for hours

Published by admin, on July 17th, 2012 at 5:04 pm. Filled under: Cool Christmas Trees Tags: , , , Comments Off on Innovative tree design

Santa is very creepy this year

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He just got back from his doctor and things are not looking very good

Published by admin, on July 16th, 2012 at 8:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa is very creepy this year

Old Man on Santa’s lap

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He’s pulling a Benjamin Button

Published by admin, on July 11th, 2012 at 4:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Old Man on Santa’s lap

Santa doesn’t look real

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In the Middle East, you have to make do with what you have

Published by admin, on July 2nd, 2012 at 8:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa doesn’t look real

Stashing through the snow

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Santa can relate

Published by admin, on June 30th, 2012 at 3:28 am. Filled under: Mustache Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Stashing through the snow

Angry Santa

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That’s the holiday spirit!

Published by admin, on June 28th, 2012 at 3:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Angry Santa

Weird eyes

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If they are naughty, he is going to hypnotize them

Published by admin, on June 23rd, 2012 at 8:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Weird eyes

The Fake Santa Claus

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His beard is not even close to white

Published by admin, on June 10th, 2012 at 4:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on The Fake Santa Claus

Evil Santa Pope

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The only thing you’re getting this year is a Bible

Published by admin, on June 5th, 2012 at 5:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Evil Santa Pope

Cute kid doesn’t like Christmas

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She thought she was going to meet Jesus

Published by admin, on June 1st, 2012 at 7:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute kid doesn’t like Christmas

Santa dog on motorcycle

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My dog doesn’t even have a bicycle and this dog already knows how to ride a motorcycle

Published by admin, on May 29th, 2012 at 3:25 am. Filled under: Cute Dogs Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa dog on motorcycle

Kids and Santa by the fireplace

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I guess we all know who’s been naughty or nice

Published by admin, on May 18th, 2012 at 8:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kids and Santa by the fireplace

Weird Christmas tree

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Santa will skip this house this year

Published by admin, on May 15th, 2012 at 6:04 pm. Filled under: Cool Christmas Trees Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Weird Christmas tree

Santa in the Summer

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I guess he forgot to bring the snow from the North Pole

Published by admin, on May 14th, 2012 at 5:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa in the Summer