The Distraction Network

Scumbag Steve loves pizza

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I guess he’ll have a pizza with extra baloney!

Published by , on March 15th, 2013 at 4:27 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Scumbag Steve loves pizza

My brain likes to mess with me

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The worst part is that it isn’t big enough to get noticed

Published by , on March 10th, 2013 at 6:30 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on My brain likes to mess with me

Scumbag brain doesn’t like waking up

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And that’s how I missed my graduation ceremony

Published by , on February 23rd, 2013 at 1:25 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Scumbag brain doesn’t like waking up

Trying to talk to a cute girl

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Don’t worry; your hard on will disappear if you manage to get her in bed

Published by , on January 7th, 2013 at 2:56 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Trying to talk to a cute girl

Scumbag brain won’t let me sleep

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And I’m not even a racist!

Published by , on January 6th, 2013 at 8:37 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Scumbag brain won’t let me sleep

Scumbag brain on socializing

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I need to get a dog

Published by , on December 28th, 2012 at 5:49 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Scumbag brain on socializing

Stuck in a flood

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That scumbag crocodile doesn’t even have the courtesy to help him push the car

Published by admin, on December 23rd, 2012 at 1:57 am. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Stuck in a flood

Scumbag religious internet users

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I think the church capitalized from God the most

Published by , on November 29th, 2012 at 1:41 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Scumbag religious internet users

Scumbag God

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It is almost as if heaven didn’t actually exist and a person made up these rules

Published by admin, on November 27th, 2012 at 12:10 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Scumbag God

Scumbag brain

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My brain can’t understand itself

Published by , on November 18th, 2012 at 1:31 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Scumbag brain

My mind loves to drift

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One of these days, I will be right

Published by , on November 4th, 2012 at 4:53 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on My mind loves to drift

Scumbag Bible

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Just because you haven’t seen talking snakes, it doesn’t mean they aren’t real. It only means that religious people are insane

Published by , on October 18th, 2012 at 9:39 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Scumbag Bible

Scumbag God

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iPhone 5 doesn’t get good reception up there

Published by , on October 17th, 2012 at 4:31 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Scumbag God

Scumbag God on circumcision

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I’m not circumcised, so I guess I’m God-like

Published by , on October 16th, 2012 at 12:02 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Scumbag God on circumcision

Scumbag unhelpful high school teacher

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That’s one way to waste 5 minutes of everyone’s time

Published by admin, on September 14th, 2012 at 2:03 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Scumbag unhelpful high school teacher

Driving like a scumbag

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He would die for the right to stay in front of you

Published by , on June 11th, 2012 at 3:01 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Driving like a scumbag

Long day tomorrow?

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It’s going to seem even longer if you don’t get enough sleep

Published by , on June 5th, 2012 at 11:01 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Long day tomorrow?

Scumbag Pope

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Don’t be silly; kids can’t eat crosses

Published by admin, on June 5th, 2012 at 5:53 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Scumbag Pope

Scumbag Ted Mosby

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The difference is that you can’t get addicted to sex. Wait…

Published by , on April 16th, 2012 at 6:12 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Scumbag Ted Mosby

Scumbag station

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Are you saying I’m fat?

Published by admin, on January 28th, 2012 at 5:02 am. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Scumbag station

Scumbag molecule

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It gives cancer eternal life, so that has to count for something.

Published by admin, on September 24th, 2011 at 3:36 am. Filled under: Biology Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Scumbag molecule

scumbag puppy – realizes you have food

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Every dog I’ve known has been like this to me!

Published by admin, on August 17th, 2011 at 9:00 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on scumbag puppy – realizes you have food