The Distraction Network

House and Wilson

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I know House is a prankster, but I didn’t think he’s a liar

Published by admin, on March 18th, 2013 at 6:18 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on House and Wilson

Bad luck Brian tries to sell his body

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I guess I should have taken my braces off

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I never joke about math or sex

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You shouldn’t joke about the things you know too much and the ones you know too little

Published by admin, on February 25th, 2013 at 5:04 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on I never joke about math or sex

What would you give up, sex or food?

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I’d give up sex, because I don’t know anything about it yet

Published by admin, on February 23rd, 2013 at 11:23 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on What would you give up, sex or food?

The best part about breaking up

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Breakup sex would have been better

Published by admin, on February 17th, 2013 at 2:04 am. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on The best part about breaking up

Sex on YouTube

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If we can’t even agree on sex, I don’t want to live on this planet anymore

Published by , on February 6th, 2013 at 5:25 pm. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Sex on YouTube

Bad luck Brian becomes a priest

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Doesn’t matter, had sex

Published by admin, on February 2nd, 2013 at 11:55 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bad luck Brian becomes a priest

Rule 34 – no exceptions

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Where did you think planes come from?

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Skyrim can be NSFW

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At ease, soldier

Published by admin, on December 28th, 2012 at 9:26 am. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Skyrim can be NSFW

Bad Luck Brian loses virginity

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Who knew you could get pregnant from oral?

Published by admin, on December 25th, 2012 at 7:39 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bad Luck Brian loses virginity

Speed hump

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Challenge accepted

Published by admin, on December 24th, 2012 at 5:09 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Speed hump

Birthday math

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I can’t believe my parents had sex on 9/11

Published by , on December 22nd, 2012 at 9:37 am. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Birthday math

You can’t have sex with cake

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Just when you thought YouTube couldn’t get any funnier

Published by admin, on December 19th, 2012 at 1:43 am. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , Comments Off on You can’t have sex with cake

Welcome to intercourse!

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I’ve never been there

Published by admin, on December 6th, 2012 at 1:52 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Welcome to intercourse!

A lady doesn’t put it in from here

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Are we still talking about anal sex?

Published by admin, on November 30th, 2012 at 9:34 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on A lady doesn’t put it in from here

Piercing girl finds match

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You don’t want to know how often their piercings get tangled during sexy time

Published by admin, on November 28th, 2012 at 10:55 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Piercing girl finds match

Scumbag God does it again

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And by “it”, I mean your wife

Published by admin, on November 26th, 2012 at 10:30 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Scumbag God does it again

The Witcher game confession

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I can’t blame him

Published by , on November 20th, 2012 at 7:40 am. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The Witcher game confession

Bang Church

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Finally, a religion I can get behind!

Published by admin, on November 19th, 2012 at 9:23 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Bang Church

Why I don’t like my college roommate

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I rather walk in on him having sex than deal with this

Published by , on November 8th, 2012 at 9:12 pm. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Why I don’t like my college roommate

Full disclosure on previous sexual experiences

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Who knew her threesome years are behind her?

Published by , on November 7th, 2012 at 8:25 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Full disclosure on previous sexual experiences

Old man likes sex

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But that is a very old t-shirt.

Published by admin, on November 3rd, 2012 at 2:41 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Old man likes sex

Masturbates to gone wild

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It doesn’t get wilder than this

Published by admin, on November 3rd, 2012 at 5:25 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Masturbates to gone wild

What does the internet think?

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I hope that’s not the same result for HIV

Published by admin, on October 15th, 2012 at 4:32 am. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on What does the internet think?

Ruin a friendship with sex

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If this line actually works, I just have to find a female friend

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2012 at 9:20 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ruin a friendship with sex

What atheists cry out during sex

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Your mother hates it when I do this

Published by admin, on October 7th, 2012 at 1:35 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on What atheists cry out during sex

Joseph and Mary in bed

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And that’s how Joseph became an atheist

Published by admin, on October 6th, 2012 at 4:42 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Joseph and Mary in bed

Costanza, lord of the idiots

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I guess he doesn’t like his women like he likes his coffee

Published by admin, on October 4th, 2012 at 12:09 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Costanza, lord of the idiots

Experimenting in bed

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At least it is going to be a night he will never forget

Published by admin, on October 4th, 2012 at 7:37 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Experimenting in bed

Don’t have phone sex

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If you already have AIDS, I think you can go for it

Published by admin, on September 23rd, 2012 at 3:47 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Don’t have phone sex

Period vs condom

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We are going to have sex. Period.

Published by , on September 16th, 2012 at 9:29 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Period vs condom

Sheldon knows a couple of things about sex

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He doesn’t know this from experience, he just reads a lot

Published by admin, on September 9th, 2012 at 8:00 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sheldon knows a couple of things about sex

Bad Luck Brian has sex for the first time

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She also looked like she had triplets before they did it

Published by admin, on September 4th, 2012 at 1:55 pm. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bad Luck Brian has sex for the first time

Sixsome

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I wouldn’t want to be the guy taking the picture

Published by admin, on September 3rd, 2012 at 8:07 pm. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Sixsome

First porn experience

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The weird part is that it was a sex tape of his mother

Published by admin, on September 2nd, 2012 at 10:55 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on First porn experience

Getting some action

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Her herpes doesn’t matter if he already has herpes

Published by admin, on September 1st, 2012 at 8:55 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Getting some action

The shocking fact behind bishops

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First rule of sex abuse: you don’t talk about sex abuse.

Published by admin, on August 31st, 2012 at 4:07 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on The shocking fact behind bishops

Ted Mosby is a ladies’ man

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No one wants to do something stupid when they’re around me

Published by admin, on August 25th, 2012 at 2:00 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , 1 Comment

Tulisa hasn’t blown her job

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In this case, the sex tape is not worth seeing

Published by admin, on August 22nd, 2012 at 3:24 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Tulisa hasn’t blown her job

Bad luck Brian finally has sex

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That explains why he started menstruating

Published by admin, on August 20th, 2012 at 10:55 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bad luck Brian finally has sex

Two and a Half Men – Alan

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Doesn’t matter, had sex

Published by admin, on August 16th, 2012 at 4:00 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Two and a Half Men – Alan

Finally gets to third base with a girl

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Doesn’t matter, had sex

Published by admin, on August 14th, 2012 at 2:55 pm. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Finally gets to third base with a girl

Super hot sex

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He has the right to know how he was made

Published by admin, on August 10th, 2012 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Super hot sex

Bad Luck Brian has sex for the first time

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He shouldn’t have picked a black man

Published by admin, on August 10th, 2012 at 1:55 pm. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bad Luck Brian has sex for the first time

Bad Luck Brian phone sex

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The other guy didn’t wear protection

Published by admin, on August 5th, 2012 at 12:55 pm. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bad Luck Brian phone sex

Rock and Roll baby

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She can have drugs and rock n roll, but she can’t have sex

Published by admin, on July 28th, 2012 at 1:18 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Rock and Roll baby

Sex with underage boys

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Catholic priests definitely agree

Published by admin, on July 26th, 2012 at 11:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sex with underage boys

Guess what's coming

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At least it’s not the shocker

Published by admin, on July 17th, 2012 at 3:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Guess what's coming

The problem with young teachers

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She’s discriminating based on family relations and I won’t allow it

Published by admin, on July 14th, 2012 at 4:03 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The problem with young teachers

House caught in the act

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That’s what my girlfriend thinks sex is too

Published by admin, on July 13th, 2012 at 10:00 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on House caught in the act