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Know your Paradoxes sign in Portal 2

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What I didn’t learn in school, I learned from Valve

Published by , on March 21st, 2013 at 9:25 pm. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Know your Paradoxes sign in Portal 2

The one who do speak for you

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If that’s how he speaks English, he truly speaks like most Asians

Published by admin, on March 18th, 2013 at 11:15 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on The one who do speak for you

Warning sign fail

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Attention; well endowed men ahead

Published by admin, on March 18th, 2013 at 5:38 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Warning sign fail

3 Way sign

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This is the only 3 way I will ever get to see

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iJesus iPhone repair

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If they are anything like Jesus, they will take your money and prove to be a scam

Published by , on March 13th, 2013 at 8:48 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on iJesus iPhone repair

In case of emergency…

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This restaurant really doesn’t want you do dine and dash

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Funny sign fail

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It is even worse when the child is a girl

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Female changing rooms

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He should have read the sign aloud before using it

Published by admin, on March 9th, 2013 at 5:16 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Female changing rooms

Awkward lab warning sign

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I hope this isn’t 28 days later

Published by , on March 9th, 2013 at 6:29 am. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Awkward lab warning sign

Forbids the bowel movement sign

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What a shitty sign

Published by admin, on March 8th, 2013 at 11:35 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Forbids the bowel movement sign

7 great items on menu

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I wasn’t hungry, but I couldn’t resist the nom nom nom

Published by admin, on March 8th, 2013 at 6:33 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on 7 great items on menu

Inappropriate sign

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Is this sign hitting on me?

Published by admin, on March 6th, 2013 at 7:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Inappropriate sign

Road closed sign

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English is such a beautiful language

Published by admin, on March 2nd, 2013 at 11:36 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Road closed sign

Unescorted children will be captured and sold

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For how much?

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Cop behind this sign

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Spoiler much?

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Men’s dumping area

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That’s a weird bathroom sign

Published by , on February 27th, 2013 at 1:35 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Men’s dumping area

Google hasn’t got the answers for everything

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However, it has the answers for spelling mistakes

Published by , on February 26th, 2013 at 10:03 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Google hasn’t got the answers for everything

I’m out of ideas for these signs

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He should have made a graph of how many fucks he gives

Published by , on February 21st, 2013 at 10:41 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on I’m out of ideas for these signs

Sign tree

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It’s either Christmas, or you really have to yield

Published by admin, on February 21st, 2013 at 9:06 am. Filled under: Cool Christmas Trees Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sign tree

Public library funny sign

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They had to pay Sir Mixalot a lot of money, but it was worth it

Published by admin, on February 20th, 2013 at 4:53 pm. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on Public library funny sign

NSFW Crosswalk sign

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That explains why the lady in front of me was feeling uneasy

Published by admin, on February 18th, 2013 at 6:22 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on NSFW Crosswalk sign

Thieves go to hell and sometimes to jail

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I don’t know which one is worse

Published by , on February 17th, 2013 at 4:30 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Thieves go to hell and sometimes to jail

Fill in the blanks

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It’s suits and shirts, pervert!

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Handicap sign

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I’d beg to differ

Published by admin, on February 12th, 2013 at 7:00 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Handicap sign

Awkward bathroom rules

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These days, you rarely get the chance to see bathrooms which encourage no washing

Published by admin, on February 12th, 2013 at 1:33 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Awkward bathroom rules

First church of Christ, Scientist

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Of course they are the first; not many people try to combine science with religion

Published by admin, on February 11th, 2013 at 5:26 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on First church of Christ, Scientist

Warning sign

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But the machine is better in bed than my ex

Published by admin, on February 8th, 2013 at 1:13 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Warning sign

Quit stealing our letters

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You seem to be fine without them

Published by admin, on February 8th, 2013 at 9:52 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Quit stealing our letters

Instead death warning sign

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The fine will be deducted from your paycheck

Published by admin, on February 5th, 2013 at 11:19 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Instead death warning sign

Indecent sheep sign

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This sign is against love and I won’t stand for it

Published by admin, on February 5th, 2013 at 4:53 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Indecent sheep sign

Rules for portable toilet

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The 5th rule is that you do not talk about the portable toilet

Published by admin, on February 4th, 2013 at 11:02 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Rules for portable toilet

Post no Bills

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This is clearly a stupid rule

Published by admin, on February 4th, 2013 at 10:32 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Post no Bills

Beware of the dog

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Most cats are

Published by , on February 3rd, 2013 at 8:17 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Beware of the dog

Everyday is low price

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Obviously, they didn’t pay for the sign either

Published by admin, on February 3rd, 2013 at 8:01 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Everyday is low price

Campaign sign fail

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You have to work for it

Published by admin, on January 31st, 2013 at 2:19 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Campaign sign fail

Weird Chinese sign

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“Do not step on the grass” was too mainstream

Published by admin, on January 31st, 2013 at 12:03 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird Chinese sign

Does not work

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Close enough

Published by admin, on January 27th, 2013 at 1:59 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Does not work

Poo $4 You

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I don’t like the crap they’re selling

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Change the stupid sign

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The boss didn’t mention that the second sign can’t be stupid

Published by admin, on January 25th, 2013 at 2:55 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Change the stupid sign

No hunting sign

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Please do not exterminate the animals

Published by admin, on January 24th, 2013 at 8:56 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on No hunting sign

Bathroom floor is wet

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It didn’t, but the girls in the bathroom did

Published by admin, on January 23rd, 2013 at 4:41 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Bathroom floor is wet

WTF Pedicure sign

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The weird part is that they had to put up this sign

Published by admin, on January 21st, 2013 at 6:49 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on WTF Pedicure sign

Epic adventures inside

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With a sign like this one, I would expect nothing less

Published by admin, on January 21st, 2013 at 4:41 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Epic adventures inside

Watermelons sign

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Black people were really confused that day

Published by admin, on January 21st, 2013 at 2:28 pm. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Watermelons sign

No smoking or no pie?

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If you’re a fat smoker, you must hate this sign

Published by admin, on January 19th, 2013 at 9:06 am. Filled under: I See What You Did Tags: , , , Comments Off on No smoking or no pie?

If you are reading this… Bathroom sign

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If you are reading while you pee, you are going to have a bad time

Published by , on January 18th, 2013 at 5:42 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on If you are reading this… Bathroom sign

Skipping school to go to a football game

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You don’t need to be smart to become a football player or a father

Published by , on January 17th, 2013 at 10:49 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Skipping school to go to a football game

New Clothes and Hipster crap

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There is no better way to describe it

Published by , on January 14th, 2013 at 2:17 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on New Clothes and Hipster crap

Why sign

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I ask myself that every day, sign

Published by admin, on January 14th, 2013 at 11:41 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Why sign

Quiet please

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I hope it is an oral exam

Published by admin, on January 13th, 2013 at 4:59 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Quiet please