The Distraction Network

Awkward name confusion

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I will kill the real Phil and take his place

Published by , on March 14th, 2013 at 7:06 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Awkward name confusion

No gag reflex?

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The only good thing about having a small penis

Published by , on March 12th, 2013 at 12:50 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on No gag reflex?

Confident enough to be myself…

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I’ll try anything once

Published by , on March 11th, 2013 at 4:11 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Confident enough to be myself…

Socially awkward fast food order

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And it still wasn’t the worst Christmas I ever had

Published by , on February 4th, 2013 at 9:14 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Socially awkward fast food order

Socially awkward penguin doesn’t like saying sorry

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I knew I shouldn’t have left the house again

Published by , on January 27th, 2013 at 4:00 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Socially awkward penguin doesn’t like saying sorry

Why you should always carry a mirror

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And I had something in my teeth

Published by , on January 21st, 2013 at 3:53 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Why you should always carry a mirror

Why I don’t like shopping

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I am not even sure if those confidence pills I want to buy are worth the wait

Published by , on December 28th, 2012 at 8:36 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Why I don’t like shopping

Socially awesome penguin

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I am; and don’t call me Shirley

Published by , on December 12th, 2012 at 4:13 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Socially awesome penguin

Smooth girl

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Our kids are going to love this story!

Published by , on November 30th, 2012 at 10:32 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Smooth girl

Socially awkward pooping penguin

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It’s all about timing

Published by , on November 25th, 2012 at 4:56 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Socially awkward pooping penguin

Can’t hear what you’re saying

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That’s why I don’t have any friends

Published by , on November 15th, 2012 at 1:10 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Can’t hear what you’re saying

Officially friend zoned

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Turns out she wanted me to know about her STD problem, so it’s a win after all

Published by , on November 10th, 2012 at 6:00 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Officially friend zoned

Whenever I’m with a group

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Maybe next time

Published by , on October 27th, 2012 at 1:40 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Whenever I’m with a group

Familiar cashier?

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She doesn’t need to know about my grocery needs

Published by , on October 6th, 2012 at 12:19 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Familiar cashier?

How to text someone back

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That’s why “lol” was invented

Published by , on June 30th, 2012 at 6:29 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to text someone back

Nosebleed during class?

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That’s one way to make new friends

Published by , on June 29th, 2012 at 7:29 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Nosebleed during class?

Went to the wrong job interview

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Thank God I also know how to strip

Published by , on May 14th, 2012 at 1:01 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Went to the wrong job interview

Witty remark

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My mental 10 minutes of fame

Published by , on May 11th, 2012 at 8:01 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Witty remark

Witty comeback during argument

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I rather have a poor comeback and deliver it properly

Published by , on May 10th, 2012 at 6:01 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Witty comeback during argument