The Distraction Network

The problem with going out

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Thank God I don’t have any friends who want to go out with me

Published by , on February 25th, 2013 at 6:45 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The problem with going out

Successful relationship with awesome girl

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Inception style

Published by , on January 13th, 2013 at 9:38 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Successful relationship with awesome girl

I’m awkward

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I guess it is more awkward for the people around me than it is for me

Published by , on January 12th, 2013 at 1:16 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on I’m awkward

How to speak with a girl

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And that’s how I missed out on a threesome

Published by , on January 9th, 2013 at 3:45 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on How to speak with a girl

Saved it

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He didn’t know what hit him

Published by , on December 26th, 2012 at 11:26 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Saved it

Hot girl finds condom in my wallet

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And that’s how I got Chlamydia

Published by , on November 29th, 2012 at 8:37 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Hot girl finds condom in my wallet

Picking up a girl in college

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Only Asian girls can appreciate this

Published by , on November 21st, 2012 at 12:10 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Picking up a girl in college

Picking up girls at the bar

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Turns out she can run pretty fast

Published by , on October 28th, 2012 at 3:27 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Picking up girls at the bar

Liked by two girls

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You just have to find the right cat picture on the internet

Published by , on May 26th, 2012 at 1:01 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Liked by two girls

Accent problems

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This would be a problem if someone actually hit on me

Published by , on May 22nd, 2012 at 1:01 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Accent problems

Socially accepted earliness

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Maybe that’s where Jenny from The Block comes from

Published by , on May 19th, 2012 at 3:01 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Socially accepted earliness

Can you repeat what you said?

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And that’s how I got into walking her dogs every Thursday

Published by , on May 19th, 2012 at 9:01 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Can you repeat what you said?

Wrong type of compliment

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This is only a compliment if you live in the US

Published by , on May 14th, 2012 at 7:01 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Wrong type of compliment

Eye contact problem

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And I can’t even remember what color their eyes were

Published by , on May 12th, 2012 at 11:01 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Eye contact problem

The problem with funny stories

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This wouldn’t be a problem if I had a regular sense of humor

Published by , on May 10th, 2012 at 10:01 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on The problem with funny stories

Secret picture

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Don’t worry, Ray Charles didn’t mind

Published by , on April 25th, 2012 at 4:12 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Secret picture

Friend started typing

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I can’t be socially normal in real life and I can’t do it on the internet either

Published by , on April 20th, 2012 at 6:12 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Friend started typing

Socially awkward penguin?

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He can read your mind

Published by , on February 11th, 2012 at 2:29 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Socially awkward penguin?

Stalking on Facebook

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The perfect moment to deactivate your account

Published by , on January 25th, 2012 at 4:29 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Stalking on Facebook