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Why I don’t like masturbation fail stories

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A brave man, that’s who

Published by , on February 15th, 2013 at 3:01 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Why I don’t like masturbation fail stories

Kiss me like you’ve never kissed me before

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Still a better love story than Twilight

Published by admin, on January 28th, 2013 at 11:31 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kiss me like you’ve never kissed me before

Philosoraptor ruins your childhood

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This means Snow White was a whole different kind of story

Published by , on November 9th, 2012 at 8:05 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Philosoraptor ruins your childhood

Eating a sandwich and sleeping

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That explains why she’s so fat; she eats in her sleep

Published by admin, on July 23rd, 2012 at 8:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Eating a sandwich and sleeping

Man forced to eat beard

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He still seems to have plenty left, so I am not sure if I should believe this or not

Published by admin, on July 21st, 2012 at 10:07 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Man forced to eat beard

Michelanglo the painter or turtle?

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Copied straight from the book.

Submitted by: HailFireAndIce (Source)

Published by admin, on April 5th, 2012 at 1:48 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Michelanglo the painter or turtle?

A story about narwhals

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He gets a B because he didn’t say when they bacon.

Published by admin, on February 15th, 2012 at 4:33 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on A story about narwhals

Made up story has plenty of loopholes

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It’s like Star Wars all over again.

Published by admin, on February 8th, 2012 at 7:33 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , 1 Comment

Cool story bro

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Even Nigerian princes are tired of his story.

Published by admin, on December 6th, 2011 at 4:00 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cool story bro

Coming out to Mickey Mouse

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Saddest. Story. Ever.

Published by admin, on November 24th, 2011 at 6:11 pm. Filled under: Gay Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Coming out to Mickey Mouse

The perfect ending to the perfect story

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Every good story I know ends with a penis.

Published by admin, on October 20th, 2011 at 1:36 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on The perfect ending to the perfect story

Lady Jacks Off

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Not much of a story, but whatever.

Published by admin, on October 17th, 2011 at 6:41 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lady Jacks Off

Horrifying escalator story

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One day, he even had to push an out of service revolving door.

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2011 at 6:40 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Horrifying escalator story

Founder of Apple

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Creative story, but I think your basing your theory off of someone else… Newton?

Published by admin, on October 11th, 2011 at 9:20 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Founder of Apple

American history fail

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Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

Published by admin, on September 23rd, 2011 at 7:53 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , 1 Comment

Life of Ellen

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Well Ellen, that is screwed up… so your babies would be your kid and your brother/sister? WTF.

Published by admin, on September 22nd, 2011 at 8:27 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , , 1 Comment

Faggot Fans

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Don’t laugh, both the dish and the person are delicious.

Published by admin, on September 14th, 2011 at 8:58 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , 1 Comment

Threatening Threat

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It’s getting stronger by the minute.

Published by admin, on September 12th, 2011 at 8:58 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , 3 Comments

Toilet Story

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This is a pretty humorous story, I don’t think I would ever try 4 wipes with only 3 squares of paper. Too risky.

Published by admin, on August 26th, 2011 at 9:39 am. Filled under: College Living Tags: , , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Toilet Story