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Superman bicycle planking

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Look mom, no hands!

Published by , on March 1st, 2013 at 1:57 pm. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Superman bicycle planking

Mustache Superman

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He wanted to shave it off, but his mustache hair is unshavable

Published by , on January 22nd, 2013 at 1:23 pm. Filled under: Mustache Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mustache Superman

Awesome batman mustache

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I also tried the Superman mustache, but it is a little harder to pull off

Published by , on January 12th, 2013 at 10:07 am. Filled under: Mustache Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Awesome batman mustache

Superbaby

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I had no idea they made capes that small

Published by , on December 22nd, 2012 at 8:29 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Superbaby

Lame Superman and The Flash costumes

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The Flash ran towards the end of the Earth when he saw this and Superman tried to turn back time.

Published by admin, on December 12th, 2012 at 3:10 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lame Superman and The Flash costumes

Baby wearing Superman costume

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His only weakness is baby kryptonite

Published by , on December 12th, 2012 at 2:26 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Baby wearing Superman costume

Remember this?

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Superman didn’t mange to adapt to cell phones

Published by admin, on November 28th, 2012 at 7:30 pm. Filled under: Anybody Remember Tags: , , , Comments Off on Remember this?

Superman and Superwoman

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If he’s dating her, he really is a superman

Published by admin, on November 10th, 2012 at 3:01 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Superman and Superwoman

Religious protests at Comicon

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Jesus can walk on water, but Superman can see through clothes

Published by admin, on November 9th, 2012 at 9:05 pm. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Religious protests at Comicon

Batman backpack production fail

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Superman is better than Batman anyway

Published by admin, on November 5th, 2012 at 10:20 am. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Batman backpack production fail

Sky diving planking

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Now Superman isn’t the only one who can do it

Published by admin, on August 25th, 2012 at 8:45 am. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sky diving planking

I’m doing good

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That’s how Superman almost blew his cover

Published by admin, on July 29th, 2012 at 5:49 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on I’m doing good

Hot Superman Girl and Storm Trooper

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At least we don’t have to see his boner through the suit

Published by admin, on July 25th, 2012 at 10:18 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hot Superman Girl and Storm Trooper

Superman Patriots

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They don’t seem happy to see us

Published by admin, on July 24th, 2012 at 2:54 pm. Filled under: Funny Sports Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Superman Patriots

Superman pose

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I prefer the old Superman

Published by admin, on July 21st, 2012 at 8:21 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Superman pose

Lame Superman

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Making the Superman outfit look lame is his superpower

Published by admin, on July 12th, 2012 at 10:28 am. Filled under: Never Moving Out Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lame Superman

Superman at the bus stop

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I think Clark Kent forgot to wear his suit over the costume

Published by admin, on June 23rd, 2012 at 6:54 pm. Filled under: Funny Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Superman at the bus stop

Clark Kent is getting married

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If he doesn’t like how the marriage turns out, he can turn back time

Published by admin, on June 21st, 2012 at 7:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Clark Kent is getting married

High altitude floating

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This is how Superman feels like every day

Published by admin, on June 7th, 2012 at 3:21 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on High altitude floating

Wrong way to wear underwear

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She’s the Superman of crazy people

Published by admin, on June 4th, 2012 at 9:46 am. Filled under: Never Divide By Zero Tags: , , , Comments Off on Wrong way to wear underwear

Superman coffee

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Superman always marks his territory

Published by admin, on May 16th, 2012 at 12:31 pm. Filled under: Cool Coffee Art Tags: , , , Comments Off on Superman coffee

Super-puppy

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His enemies already bought dog whistles

Published by admin, on April 20th, 2012 at 1:32 pm. Filled under: Cute Dogs Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Super-puppy

Black Superman

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His super power is avoiding alimony lawsuits

Published by admin, on March 31st, 2012 at 2:44 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Black Superman

Wolverine with Superman and Robin

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What do you do on Valentines Day?

Published by admin, on March 13th, 2012 at 2:54 pm. Filled under: Funny Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Wolverine with Superman and Robin

Superman Returns billboard

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This time, he’s taking the billboard with him

Published by admin, on March 5th, 2012 at 3:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Superman Returns billboard

Mom steps in front of the train

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And that’s how they found out that their baby wasn’t Superman

Published by admin, on February 4th, 2012 at 6:22 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mom steps in front of the train

South Pole magic

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This is how Superman did it

Published by admin, on January 29th, 2012 at 12:20 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on South Pole magic

Fly to the sun

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This is what Superman does when he’s not fighting criminals

Published by admin, on January 24th, 2012 at 12:20 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fly to the sun

Detention report

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I don’t want to live in a world where Superman gets detention

Published by admin, on January 24th, 2012 at 1:55 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Detention report

Superman on motorcycle

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He’s trying to kill Lex Luthor by making him laugh to death

Published by admin, on January 18th, 2012 at 4:49 am. Filled under: Stunts Tags: , , , Comments Off on Superman on motorcycle

Just floating around

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That’s how Superman trained too. Check her website for more

Published by admin, on December 20th, 2011 at 2:56 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Just floating around

Superman port-a-potty

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There aren’t that many phone booths around anymore, what else was he supposed to do?

Published by admin, on December 10th, 2011 at 1:12 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Superman port-a-potty

Sperman t-shirt

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If they couldn’t get Superman, they could have at least tried Spearman.

Published by admin, on December 6th, 2011 at 2:05 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sperman t-shirt

Superman loves to plank

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He can plank faster than the speed of light.

Published by admin, on December 6th, 2011 at 12:50 am. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Superman loves to plank

Not so super man

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His superpower is the ability to feel no shame.

Published by admin, on November 17th, 2011 at 6:12 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Not so super man

A new action figure

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He is Superman’s special brother.

Published by admin, on November 14th, 2011 at 2:05 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on A new action figure

Ugly superman/superwoman

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If ugliness were his kryptonite, he couldn’t get out of bed in the morning.

Published by admin, on November 6th, 2011 at 5:12 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ugly superman/superwoman

Jesus vs Mohammed

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Almost as good as Batman vs Superman.

Published by admin, on October 16th, 2011 at 7:57 pm. Filled under: Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Jesus vs Mohammed

Superman

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He’s going to the drycleaners to pick up his costume.

Published by admin, on September 29th, 2011 at 4:15 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , 3 Comments

Who is Clark Kent?

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Superman’s cover is blown.

Published by admin, on September 28th, 2011 at 8:02 am. Filled under: Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs Tags: , , 4 Comments

Super-unathletic-man

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He’s here to save the day, superman without the super.

Published by admin, on September 24th, 2011 at 10:35 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , , , , , , 3 Comments

Superwoman?

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In the comics I remember, superwoman didn’t look like a vampire.

Published by admin, on September 11th, 2011 at 9:13 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Superwoman?