Look mom, no hands!
Look mom, no hands!
He wanted to shave it off, but his mustache hair is unshavable
I also tried the Superman mustache, but it is a little harder to pull off
I had no idea they made capes that small
The Flash ran towards the end of the Earth when he saw this and Superman tried to turn back time.
His only weakness is baby kryptonite
Superman didn’t mange to adapt to cell phones
If he’s dating her, he really is a superman
Jesus can walk on water, but Superman can see through clothes
Superman is better than Batman anyway
Now Superman isn’t the only one who can do it
That’s how Superman almost blew his cover
At least we don’t have to see his boner through the suit
They don’t seem happy to see us
I prefer the old Superman
Making the Superman outfit look lame is his superpower
I think Clark Kent forgot to wear his suit over the costume
If he doesn’t like how the marriage turns out, he can turn back time
This is how Superman feels like every day
She’s the Superman of crazy people
Superman always marks his territory
His enemies already bought dog whistles
His super power is avoiding alimony lawsuits
What do you do on Valentines Day?
This time, he’s taking the billboard with him
And that’s how they found out that their baby wasn’t Superman
This is how Superman did it
This is what Superman does when he’s not fighting criminals
I don’t want to live in a world where Superman gets detention
He’s trying to kill Lex Luthor by making him laugh to death
There aren’t that many phone booths around anymore, what else was he supposed to do?
If they couldn’t get Superman, they could have at least tried Spearman.
He can plank faster than the speed of light.
His superpower is the ability to feel no shame.
He is Superman’s special brother.
If ugliness were his kryptonite, he couldn’t get out of bed in the morning.
Almost as good as Batman vs Superman.
He’s going to the drycleaners to pick up his costume.
Superman’s cover is blown.
He’s here to save the day, superman without the super.
In the comics I remember, superwoman didn’t look like a vampire.