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The million dollar idea

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If Jake had a million dollar idea, he would sell it for $50

Published by admin, on March 9th, 2013 at 7:25 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on The million dollar idea

Charlie is a misogynist

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Why would I sleep with something I hate?

Published by admin, on January 27th, 2013 at 12:47 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Charlie is a misogynist

Walking in on your mom in the shower

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Bottom’s up!

Published by admin, on January 22nd, 2013 at 6:30 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Walking in on your mom in the shower

Love isn’t blind

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Too soon

Published by admin, on January 5th, 2013 at 11:13 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Love isn’t blind

Fist me!

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It isn’t the first time Charlie fisted someone

Published by admin, on December 8th, 2012 at 4:31 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Fist me!

Jake looking at naked boobs

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Just when the show could have gotten interesting

Published by admin, on November 10th, 2012 at 7:50 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Jake looking at naked boobs

Alan gets the most expensive ring in the world

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So, Lord of the Rings could have been a comedy after all

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2012 at 9:16 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Alan gets the most expensive ring in the world

Something’s bothering Jake

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Than why did you post it on Facebook?

Published by admin, on October 17th, 2012 at 1:04 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Something’s bothering Jake

Two and a Half men Jake scene

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If he was really attractive, Charlie would have slept with him already

Published by admin, on October 13th, 2012 at 12:26 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Two and a Half men Jake scene

The perfect response to I love You

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I am going to use this when someone finally says “I love you” to me

Published by admin, on October 9th, 2012 at 9:36 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on The perfect response to I love You

Megan Fox in Two and a Half Men

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I guess they didn’t hire her for her brains either

Published by admin, on October 2nd, 2012 at 9:00 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Megan Fox in Two and a Half Men

Rose knows what love is all about

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She’s the original overly attached girlfriend

Published by admin, on October 1st, 2012 at 2:00 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Rose knows what love is all about

Jake learns an important lesson

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Not necessarily in that order!

Published by admin, on September 28th, 2012 at 9:00 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Jake learns an important lesson

Another “Jake is stupid” moment

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I bet Alan would also scream at Newton

Published by admin, on September 14th, 2012 at 10:00 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Another “Jake is stupid” moment

Charlie Harper understands

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He also told his boss that he understands he can’t come to work drunk every day

Published by admin, on September 6th, 2012 at 8:00 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Charlie Harper understands

Two and a Half naked men

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Charlie Sheen would have never allowed this

Published by admin, on August 30th, 2012 at 1:48 pm. Filled under: Gay Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Two and a Half naked men

Charlie Harper advice

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Do you get it?

Published by admin, on August 26th, 2012 at 10:00 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Charlie Harper advice

Two and a Half Men – Alan

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Doesn’t matter, had sex

Published by admin, on August 16th, 2012 at 4:00 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Two and a Half Men – Alan

Jake meets Charlie’s girlfriend

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This kid is smarter than it seems

Published by admin, on August 10th, 2012 at 2:00 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Jake meets Charlie’s girlfriend

Mother and son relationship

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I hope he’s not going to burn in hell for this, because he will have to see her again

Published by admin, on August 5th, 2012 at 8:00 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Mother and son relationship

Hypothetical situation

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They should have kept Charlie based on this joke alone

Published by admin, on July 28th, 2012 at 12:00 pm. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Hypothetical situation

Aphrodisiac on Two and a Half Men

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Once you go black, you never go back

Published by admin, on July 27th, 2012 at 7:00 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Aphrodisiac on Two and a Half Men

Jake can’t take a hint

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He will grow up to become the 40 year old Virgin

Published by admin, on July 22nd, 2012 at 8:00 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Jake can’t take a hint

The perfect present

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It turned out to be the other way around

Published by admin, on July 10th, 2012 at 8:00 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on The perfect present

Hot girl at 12

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It’s like announcing when someone dies, right?

Published by admin, on July 6th, 2012 at 7:00 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hot girl at 12

Alan on seeing two women at the same time

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Charlie used to see two women at the same time too, but only if he was having a dry patch

Published by admin, on July 5th, 2012 at 9:00 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Alan on seeing two women at the same time