The Distraction Network

Unhelpful high school teacher is an environmentalist

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You don’t have to save trees too

Published by , on March 11th, 2013 at 1:17 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Unhelpful high school teacher is an environmentalist

Writing on the board rage

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If she starts erasing as soon as she finishes writing, I am quitting high school

Published by , on March 10th, 2013 at 1:26 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Writing on the board rage

Paper expectations

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This way, you will have no expectations of passing the class

Published by , on February 26th, 2013 at 7:40 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Paper expectations

Unhelpful high school teacher is wrong

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He was undermining her authority

Published by admin, on February 22nd, 2013 at 1:58 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Unhelpful high school teacher is wrong

This will be on the test

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It was just a test

Published by , on February 3rd, 2013 at 10:09 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on This will be on the test

Homework check

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And by that I mean every single day

Published by admin, on February 2nd, 2013 at 8:50 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Homework check

I will fail you

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I guess she’s the one who failed in the end

Published by admin, on February 1st, 2013 at 2:21 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on I will fail you

Use a pencil for the test

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If you don’t get it right form your first try, you’re not worthy.

Published by admin, on January 26th, 2013 at 9:33 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Use a pencil for the test

No drinks in class

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She wants to test your restraint ability

Published by admin, on January 25th, 2013 at 7:40 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on No drinks in class

Stop writing and look at the board

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I guess there is a thing as a stupid question after all

Published by , on January 15th, 2013 at 3:29 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Stop writing and look at the board

Need to go to the bathroom?

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And that’s how I got my nickname. – Puddle

Published by admin, on January 12th, 2013 at 4:23 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Need to go to the bathroom?

Unhelpful high school teacher on creativity

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Controlled creativity is even better

Published by admin, on January 11th, 2013 at 1:07 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Unhelpful high school teacher on creativity

Unpunctual high school teacher

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You didn’t need lunch today anyway

Published by admin, on January 10th, 2013 at 3:11 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Unpunctual high school teacher

Half day at school?

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Fun is for people who finished school

Published by admin, on January 9th, 2013 at 1:13 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Half day at school?

Too good for the test

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I will try to be stupider next time

Published by admin, on December 27th, 2012 at 11:40 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Too good for the test

Already finished homework?

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If you don’t waste your afternoon on it, it is not homework

Published by admin, on December 27th, 2012 at 12:20 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Already finished homework?

You all failed?

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Sometimes the simplest solution is the right one

Published by admin, on December 14th, 2012 at 7:10 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on You all failed?

Reading assignment

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I want to see how bad I failed already

Published by admin, on December 13th, 2012 at 11:43 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Reading assignment

Unhelpful high school teacher wants questions

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That makes me question her intentions

Published by admin, on December 12th, 2012 at 10:07 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Unhelpful high school teacher wants questions

Skipping school?

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I should skip school more often

Published by , on December 6th, 2012 at 11:33 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Skipping school?

Good question!

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I should have chosen getting home schooled instead

Published by , on December 5th, 2012 at 12:33 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Good question!

Unhelpful high school teacher doesn’t know names

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Now we just have to keep it that way

Published by admin, on November 29th, 2012 at 1:00 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Unhelpful high school teacher doesn’t know names

Late paper?

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She has no power over the calendar

Published by , on November 29th, 2012 at 7:26 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Late paper?

Right answer on test?

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She wasn’t looking for the right answer, she for looking for the right solution

Published by admin, on November 29th, 2012 at 4:38 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Right answer on test?

Unhelpful high school teacher explanation

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The student loan I took is finally paying off

Published by admin, on November 27th, 2012 at 8:19 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Unhelpful high school teacher explanation

Meet me after school

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I shouldn’t have shown up naked

Published by admin, on November 27th, 2012 at 1:24 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Meet me after school

Stop packing your bags!

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It’s never too late to learn

Published by admin, on November 26th, 2012 at 12:49 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Stop packing your bags!

Learning discrepancy

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I’m going to flunk all my teachers when I will finally have my projector usage class

Published by admin, on November 24th, 2012 at 2:53 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Learning discrepancy

Bad handwriting

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The weird part is that it is a school for the blind

Published by admin, on November 18th, 2012 at 10:30 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bad handwriting

You don’t get it?

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That explains it

Published by admin, on November 18th, 2012 at 8:23 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on You don’t get it?

No one knows the answer?

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She doesn’t understand how gaining knowledge works

Published by , on November 17th, 2012 at 1:25 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on No one knows the answer?

Unhelpful high school teacher likes art

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English is somewhat of an art, but only in the UK.

Published by admin, on November 8th, 2012 at 9:31 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Unhelpful high school teacher likes art

Unhelpful high school teacher is against time wasters

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That should teach them

Published by admin, on November 6th, 2012 at 2:06 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Unhelpful high school teacher is against time wasters

Binder rage

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The binder company paid her to do this

Published by , on October 22nd, 2012 at 3:48 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Binder rage

Do not plagiarize

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When you are going to become a teacher for minimum wage, you will be allowed to plagiarize too

Published by admin, on October 21st, 2012 at 10:07 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Do not plagiarize

What’s your opinion?

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This is America, I can say Hitler was a good man if I want to

Published by admin, on October 19th, 2012 at 6:24 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on What’s your opinion?

Command prompt in IT class?

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Someone call security

Published by admin, on October 16th, 2012 at 5:56 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Command prompt in IT class?

Asking the unhelpful high school teacher a question

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At least I always have Google

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2012 at 6:39 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Asking the unhelpful high school teacher a question

Unhelpful high school teacher on evolution

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Creationism is a valid mumbo-jumbo theory

Published by admin, on October 10th, 2012 at 12:25 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Unhelpful high school teacher on evolution

Unhelpful high school teacher doesn’t like Wikipedia

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If only I could find my Encarta CD

Published by admin, on October 9th, 2012 at 12:35 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Unhelpful high school teacher doesn’t like Wikipedia

Binders are mandatory

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Some people just want to watch the world burn

Published by , on October 5th, 2012 at 8:44 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Binders are mandatory

College will be even harder

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She didn’t know I wanted to go to community college

Published by admin, on October 5th, 2012 at 12:55 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , Comments Off on College will be even harder

Question procrastination

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She was saved by the bell

Published by admin, on October 4th, 2012 at 4:59 pm. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , Comments Off on Question procrastination

How to do a presentation

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I guess imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery

Published by admin, on October 4th, 2012 at 8:12 am. Filled under: Unhelpful School Teacher Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on How to do a presentation