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Unhappily married

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Don’t worry, I didn’t marry your wife

Published by , on March 16th, 2013 at 2:52 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Unhappily married

Pregnant wife is overreacting

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She has the anger of a grown woman and a small fetus

Published by , on February 14th, 2013 at 2:30 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pregnant wife is overreacting

How I plan to get married

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Just 5 more minutes, wife!

Published by admin, on January 11th, 2013 at 1:50 am. Filled under: Cool Cake Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on How I plan to get married

Wife is pregnant

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He would have figured it out when the kid turned out to be black anyway

Published by admin, on December 7th, 2012 at 10:46 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Wife is pregnant

How to pee loudly

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I had to tell my wife to stop posting comments after she posted this one

Published by admin, on December 5th, 2012 at 8:20 am. Filled under: Funny Video Comments Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on How to pee loudly

Ted Mosby can’t answer a question

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This might take a while

Published by admin, on December 3rd, 2012 at 4:57 am. Filled under: Vertical Comics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ted Mosby can’t answer a question

Confession bear

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I just need to find a rich wife

Published by , on November 29th, 2012 at 1:07 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Confession bear

The truth about Jesus’s wife

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The beauty of believing in something imaginary is that you can imagine it however you want it

Published by , on November 16th, 2012 at 9:34 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on The truth about Jesus’s wife

Today’s weather

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Brought to you by Rebecca Black

Published by admin, on November 15th, 2012 at 5:32 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Today’s weather

Keep your laws off my future wife

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Right T-shirt at the right time

Published by admin, on October 27th, 2012 at 7:05 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Keep your laws off my future wife

No mercy in Assassin’s Creed

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I’m sure his wife won’t miss him

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2012 at 2:07 am. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on No mercy in Assassin’s Creed

Beware: guys with purses

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This can only mean that their wives must be around

Published by admin, on October 20th, 2012 at 10:45 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Beware: guys with purses

Your wife is hot!

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I knew there was a twist, because my wife is not hot

Published by admin, on October 16th, 2012 at 1:03 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Your wife is hot!

Hipster husband on Facebook

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She was a cheating whore before it was cool

Published by admin, on September 9th, 2012 at 7:04 am. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster husband on Facebook

When husband and wife work together

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That’s why I rather eat out today

Published by admin, on August 20th, 2012 at 5:49 am. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on When husband and wife work together

God is funny

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Good luck finding a hot virgin

Published by admin, on July 22nd, 2012 at 3:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on God is funny

Is your wife leaving you?

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My spider wife is very traditional when it comes to eating your spouse

Published by admin, on July 20th, 2012 at 3:56 pm. Filled under: Misunderstood Spider Tags: , , , Comments Off on Is your wife leaving you?

Tailgating

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What if I want to kill my wife?

Published by admin, on July 14th, 2012 at 6:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Tailgating

Your Wife is hot billboard

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He must have a hidden camera in my kitchen

Published by admin, on July 10th, 2012 at 2:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Your Wife is hot billboard

Horny remover

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My wife probably uses this every day

Published by admin, on July 7th, 2012 at 4:49 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Horny remover

Get a pair

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I’ll ask my wife if she’s ok with it

Published by admin, on June 7th, 2012 at 7:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Get a pair

Murdered your wife?

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If only you could murder her again

Published by , on June 7th, 2012 at 3:01 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Murdered your wife?

Wrong angle

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Maybe that’s the groom

Published by admin, on May 30th, 2012 at 7:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Wrong angle

Vengeful wife

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This looks like a great start to any marriage

Published by admin, on May 22nd, 2012 at 7:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Vengeful wife

Flimsy groom

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I guess she’s the one who will carry him across the threshold

Published by admin, on May 14th, 2012 at 6:29 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Flimsy groom

Planking on his wife

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Take me to the kitchen!

Published by admin, on May 1st, 2012 at 8:07 am. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Planking on his wife

Wrinkly billboard

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My wife seems to notice every wrinkle

Published by admin, on April 9th, 2012 at 6:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Wrinkly billboard

Contradictory stop signs

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They sound just like my wife

Published by admin, on March 22nd, 2012 at 1:19 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Contradictory stop signs

Triumph lingerie

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It will be a triumph if his wife doesn’t kill him

Published by admin, on March 12th, 2012 at 7:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Triumph lingerie

How getting married feels like

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That’s why they call it “to tie the knot”

Published by admin, on March 8th, 2012 at 6:31 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on How getting married feels like

Looking for a car accident?

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You sound just like my wife

Published by admin, on February 3rd, 2012 at 6:48 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Looking for a car accident?

Egghead

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She’s Mojo Jojo’s wife.

Published by admin, on January 25th, 2012 at 3:12 pm. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , Comments Off on Egghead

Your wife is hot

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Jokes on you, my wife’s been dead for 14 years.

Published by admin, on January 20th, 2012 at 12:20 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Your wife is hot

Outrage on the internet

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If I want a similar opinion to mine, I’ll go in the kitchen and ask my wife.

Published by , on December 26th, 2011 at 1:59 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Outrage on the internet

The realistic driving experience

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The only thing missing is your wife telling you what you’re doing wrong

Published by admin, on December 26th, 2011 at 4:58 am. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on The realistic driving experience

Turning over sign

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That’s what my wife always says.

Published by admin, on December 1st, 2011 at 1:52 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Turning over sign

Headaches

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His wife is controlling that vehicle

Published by admin, on November 25th, 2011 at 12:20 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Headaches

Engagement Ring or World Series Tickets

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He didn’t want to give her an engagement ring, now everyone else does

Published by admin, on November 6th, 2011 at 12:30 pm. Filled under: Funny Sports Fans Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Engagement Ring or World Series Tickets

Reporter with ugly hat

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In other news, my wife made me wear this hat

Published by admin, on October 3rd, 2011 at 12:35 pm. Filled under: Funny Hats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Reporter with ugly hat

Wife Wanted!

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Dead or alive

Published by admin, on October 2nd, 2011 at 2:20 pm. Filled under: Billboard Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Wife Wanted!

Husband Photobomb

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The husband was just having a little fun, but she’ll get him back once she sees the photo.

Published by admin, on September 21st, 2011 at 6:02 pm. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , , , , , Comments Off on Husband Photobomb