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Horrifying Christmas tree

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The only thing missing is Zombie Jesus

Published by admin, on March 13th, 2013 at 8:44 pm. Filled under: Cool Christmas Trees Tags: , , , Comments Off on Horrifying Christmas tree

Nazi Zombie costume

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My jew friends didn’t appreciate it; they said it was too expensive

Published by , on March 12th, 2013 at 2:01 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Nazi Zombie costume

Zombie invasion cake

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It looks great, but they shouldn’t have used real brains on the inside

Published by admin, on January 21st, 2013 at 4:04 pm. Filled under: Cool Cake Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Zombie invasion cake

The perfect car for a zombie apocalypse

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At least if the zombies attack, you won’t have to struggle with parallel parking anymore

Published by admin, on January 18th, 2013 at 7:12 pm. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The perfect car for a zombie apocalypse

Zombie survival training

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I glad to see that people still have priorities

Published by , on January 2nd, 2013 at 8:35 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Zombie survival training

The worst part about the zombie apocalypse

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That’s how I feel 5 minutes after my internet connection goes out

Published by , on December 21st, 2012 at 4:58 am. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on The worst part about the zombie apocalypse

Gaming Idea for Valve

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Zombies and portals? Shut up and take my money

Published by , on November 29th, 2012 at 12:59 pm. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Gaming Idea for Valve

Zombie apocalypse plan

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It will backfire if they get really strong from all the workout

Published by admin, on November 26th, 2012 at 1:59 pm. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Zombie apocalypse plan

Zombie brother

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This is when the infection started

Published by admin, on November 18th, 2012 at 6:18 am. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Zombie brother

What does a dyslexic zombie moan?

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If you want to get it, you have to put your mind to it

Published by admin, on November 9th, 2012 at 5:38 pm. Filled under: Very Bad Puns Tags: , , , Comments Off on What does a dyslexic zombie moan?

How to drive a car when the zombies come

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I guess this guy needs brains too

Published by admin, on October 4th, 2012 at 11:09 am. Filled under: Engineering Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to drive a car when the zombies come

What do we want?

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Zombies are not what they used to be

Published by admin, on October 1st, 2012 at 12:47 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on What do we want?

Ship for Brains

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This is part of my Zombie Apocalypse plan

Published by admin, on September 9th, 2012 at 1:17 am. Filled under: Hilarious Boat Names Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ship for Brains

Left 4 Dead 2 Gingerbread

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How can you not love Zombie apocalypses?

Published by admin, on August 28th, 2012 at 4:59 pm. Filled under: Cool Gingerbread Houses Tags: , , , Comments Off on Left 4 Dead 2 Gingerbread

Brain cake

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Just getting ready for the Zombie Apocalypse

Published by admin, on August 18th, 2012 at 5:48 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Brain cake

Bring the billboard to life

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That’s how the zombie invasion started

Published by admin, on August 6th, 2012 at 6:34 am. Filled under: Funny Bus Ads Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bring the billboard to life

Gross zombie candy

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At least it is not as gross as brains

Published by admin, on July 30th, 2012 at 7:33 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Gross zombie candy

Great coffee spoon

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Maybe people will stop stealing your coffee now

Published by admin, on July 22nd, 2012 at 5:19 am. Filled under: Cool Coffee Art Tags: , , , Comments Off on Great coffee spoon

The truth behind Apple

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They want to buy an iBrain

Published by admin, on July 1st, 2012 at 4:27 am. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on The truth behind Apple

Zombie wedding

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Till death do us part? I think not

Published by admin, on June 27th, 2012 at 8:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Zombie wedding

Zombie photobomb

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At least he didn’t blink, because now it is too late for a reshoot

Published by admin, on June 27th, 2012 at 6:43 am. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Zombie photobomb

Zombies

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No, just hockey fans

Published by admin, on June 20th, 2012 at 5:54 pm. Filled under: Funny Sports Fans Tags: , , , Comments Off on Zombies

Lock resistance

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You never know when you might be attacked by zombies

Published by , on June 20th, 2012 at 8:01 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lock resistance

Reinforced car

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People won’t be laughing at it after the zombie invasion begins

Published by admin, on May 30th, 2012 at 5:06 am. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Reinforced car

Zombie hipster

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She used to drink blood before it was cool

Published by admin, on May 20th, 2012 at 5:18 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Zombie hipster

Safety first

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It is also perfect for a zombie apocalypse

Published by admin, on April 28th, 2012 at 4:27 am. Filled under: Gaming Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Safety first

Schrodinger’s zombie

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That explains the premise behind The Walking Dead

Published by admin, on April 3rd, 2012 at 3:57 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Schrodinger’s zombie

What’s your Zombie plan?

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Mine is to keep this girl next to me, she will keep the zombies at bay

Published by admin, on March 22nd, 2012 at 11:25 am. Filled under: Ugly People Unite Tags: , , , , Comments Off on What’s your Zombie plan?

Zombie Attack Survival kit

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It contains a gun with a single bullet

Published by admin, on March 6th, 2012 at 8:28 pm. Filled under: Science Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Zombie Attack Survival kit

Vampires and zombies

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And who will make the movie about it?

Published by , on March 2nd, 2012 at 2:29 pm. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Vampires and zombies

Zombie prevention

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It’s better than waiting for the zombies to kill you

Published by admin, on February 21st, 2012 at 1:57 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Zombie prevention

My zombie plan

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The human horde is coming!

Published by admin, on January 18th, 2012 at 11:20 am. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on My zombie plan

Horrifying zombie costume

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And that’s why I think guns should continue to be legal.

Published by admin, on January 10th, 2012 at 6:58 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Horrifying zombie costume

Great zombie gingerbread house

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Try not to startle the gingerbread witch

Published by admin, on January 6th, 2012 at 2:38 pm. Filled under: Cool Gingerbread Houses Tags: , , , Comments Off on Great zombie gingerbread house

Gingerbread zombie apocalypse

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The Church is where it starts

Published by admin, on January 5th, 2012 at 2:38 pm. Filled under: Cool Gingerbread Houses Tags: , , , Comments Off on Gingerbread zombie apocalypse

Grandma and granddaughter

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Or maybe that’s the first kid infected by zombies.

Published by admin, on January 4th, 2012 at 1:44 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Grandma and granddaughter

Hipster zombie

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He usually eats the spleens before they get cool

Published by admin, on January 3rd, 2012 at 12:24 pm. Filled under: Dipster Hipster Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster zombie

Department of Zombie Removal

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Finally, some taxpayer money put to good use.

Published by admin, on December 31st, 2011 at 5:31 am. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Department of Zombie Removal

Tasty Brain Candy

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I’m a candy zombie

Published by admin, on November 12th, 2011 at 12:22 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Tasty Brain Candy

Very creepy guy in background

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Barney Stinson meets The Walking Dead

Published by admin, on October 20th, 2011 at 6:27 pm. Filled under: Background Creeps Tags: , , , 3 Comments

Cat looking into your soul

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Zombie cat coming to get you

Published by admin, on September 20th, 2011 at 2:52 pm. Filled under: Cute Kittens Tags: , , , 3 Comments