The Distraction Network

Get real close

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Is that kid happy or under attack?

Published by admin, on March 12th, 2013 at 7:04 am. Filled under: Funny Bus Ads Tags: , , , Comments Off on Get real close

Taking a business trip

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Business trips are weird if you work at the Zoo

Published by admin, on March 4th, 2013 at 7:05 pm. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Taking a business trip

Cute animal wigglegram

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I think he is even cuter in 2D

Published by admin, on February 22nd, 2013 at 6:42 pm. Filled under: Wigglegrams Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Cute animal wigglegram

Taking care of Zoo animals

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It’s a rough job, but someone has to do it

Published by admin, on November 23rd, 2012 at 3:10 pm. Filled under: Work Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Taking care of Zoo animals

Panda gets a cake

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She’s not allowed to eat it, but she can imagine it is tasty

Published by admin, on November 11th, 2012 at 11:24 pm. Filled under: Cool Cake Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Panda gets a cake

Miniature Zoo inside a car

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That explains why it’s smelling like dead animals inside his car

Published by admin, on November 10th, 2012 at 3:29 pm. Filled under: Car Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Miniature Zoo inside a car

Get real close

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Not sure if zoo ad, or horror movie marketing

Published by admin, on September 22nd, 2012 at 9:17 pm. Filled under: Funny Bus Ads Tags: , , , Comments Off on Get real close

Double hippo planking

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They said don’t feed them, but they didn’t say anything about planking on them

Published by admin, on September 15th, 2012 at 12:00 am. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Double hippo planking

Camel eats baby

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I thought you weren’t supposed to feed the animals

Published by admin, on September 14th, 2012 at 8:47 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Camel eats baby

Double camel planking

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This isn’t a petting zoo, it’s a planking zoo

Published by admin, on August 9th, 2012 at 7:45 am. Filled under: Planking Pics Tags: , , , Comments Off on Double camel planking

Goes to zoo for the first time

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When the apes saw him, they realized they are smarter than humans

Published by admin, on August 8th, 2012 at 11:55 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Goes to zoo for the first time

Zoo warning sign

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Humans make me sick – lion

Published by admin, on August 8th, 2012 at 10:47 am. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Zoo warning sign

Overlord Manatee

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These manatees are particularly nice to their zoo animals

Published by , on July 20th, 2012 at 10:29 am. Filled under: Animal Memes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Overlord Manatee

Seal with his sons

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These are the Seals, going to the Zoo

Published by admin, on July 7th, 2012 at 7:19 am. Filled under: Celeb Brats Tags: , , , Comments Off on Seal with his sons

Aggressive zoo advertisement

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The same advertising strategy works great for funeral homes.

Published by admin, on January 25th, 2012 at 2:25 pm. Filled under: Funny Bus Ads Tags: , , , Comments Off on Aggressive zoo advertisement

Great snake ad

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If you have a fear of snakes, you can buy a bicycle

Published by admin, on December 24th, 2011 at 1:25 pm. Filled under: Funny Bus Ads Tags: , , , Comments Off on Great snake ad

Kid scared at the zoo

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Don’t worry son, you’re more afraid of him than he is of you.

Published by admin, on December 18th, 2011 at 1:56 am. Filled under: Damn Nature Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kid scared at the zoo

Responsible dad

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If Michael Jackson can do it, so can he.

Published by admin, on December 7th, 2011 at 3:44 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , 3 Comments

Elephants and physics

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That’s why you shouldn’t take kids to the zoo.

Published by admin, on December 2nd, 2011 at 1:55 am. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Elephants and physics

Don’t find the monkeys!

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Lousiest petting zoo I’ve ever seen.

Published by admin, on November 21st, 2011 at 11:52 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Don’t find the monkeys!

Warning sign at the zoo

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If you sit on a crocodile, you’re also violating the “do not feed the animals” sign.

Published by admin, on November 17th, 2011 at 2:30 pm. Filled under: Sign Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Warning sign at the zoo

Tease them but don’t hurt them

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I see teasing animals is encouraged at this zoo, well that is different.

Published by admin, on August 22nd, 2011 at 9:35 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Tease them but don’t hurt them