The Distraction Network

Why kids shouldn’t play with markers

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If you think this is bad, you should see our poor dog

Published by , on March 15th, 2013 at 4:18 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Why kids shouldn’t play with markers

Playing in the mud

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They’ve seen too many detergent commercials

Published by , on March 10th, 2013 at 3:14 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Playing in the mud

Messy baby disaster

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It was a real chocolate-bath

Published by , on February 23rd, 2013 at 4:04 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Messy baby disaster

Messiest baby ever

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At least he is still happy about it

Published by , on February 12th, 2013 at 6:28 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Messiest baby ever

How not to eat spaghetti

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I guess we’re going back to baby food

Published by , on February 6th, 2013 at 1:07 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on How not to eat spaghetti

Magical kitchen

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I wish I could try it too

Published by admin, on January 28th, 2013 at 5:34 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Magical kitchen

Cute baby wants to wear lipstick

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Still looks better than Snookie

Published by , on January 24th, 2013 at 5:48 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute baby wants to wear lipstick

She had too much to eat

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And only half of the food ended up on her chin

Published by , on January 23rd, 2013 at 4:48 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on She had too much to eat

Messy baby at his birthday party

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If this is what he did when he turned 1, I wonder what will happen on his 21st birthday

Published by admin, on January 20th, 2013 at 10:56 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Messy baby at his birthday party

Chocolate ice-cream fail

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How do you eat your chocolate ice cream?

Published by , on January 20th, 2013 at 2:18 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Chocolate ice-cream fail

Happy 1st birthday!

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I’m glad he’s not sad about getting old

Published by , on January 18th, 2013 at 2:20 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Happy 1st birthday!

Cute, but messy baby

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That’s why your kid shouldn’t eat and listen to rock and roll at the same time

Published by , on January 12th, 2013 at 9:15 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute, but messy baby

Just finished eating

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He had to wrestle the spaghetti before he could eat it

Published by , on December 28th, 2012 at 8:09 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Just finished eating

Enough food for today

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If he gets hungry later, he can always lick his fingers

Published by , on December 25th, 2012 at 5:26 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Enough food for today

Why babies shouldn’t cut the pie

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Plus, cutting the pie is dangerous

Published by , on December 14th, 2012 at 8:57 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Why babies shouldn’t cut the pie

Here comes the plane…

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I think we should sue the pilot

Published by , on December 7th, 2012 at 5:46 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Here comes the plane…

Brown eyed girl

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We’re going to need a bigger napkin

Published by , on December 5th, 2012 at 9:28 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Brown eyed girl

Ice cream surprise

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It’s been 5 minutes since he started eating and most of it is still on his face

Published by , on December 1st, 2012 at 4:36 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Ice cream surprise

Babies love art

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For him is art, for me it is just something I have to clean up

Published by admin, on November 29th, 2012 at 11:30 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Babies love art

Happy birthday!

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He is allowed to be messy at least once a year

Published by , on November 19th, 2012 at 3:26 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Happy birthday!

Eating on the brand new couch

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That’s coming out of his college fund

Published by , on November 13th, 2012 at 4:37 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Eating on the brand new couch

Baby eating Nutella

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She’s nuts for Nutella

Published by , on November 12th, 2012 at 11:52 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Baby eating Nutella

Babies and paint don’t mix

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But not for the lack of trying

Published by , on November 9th, 2012 at 11:47 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Babies and paint don’t mix

Chocolate birthday cake

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If you have to undress before you eat cake, you might be a baby

Published by , on November 5th, 2012 at 3:52 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Chocolate birthday cake

Adorable messy baby

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Do I have something on my forehead?

Published by , on October 26th, 2012 at 8:29 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Adorable messy baby

Cute baby trying to eat

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She should stick to mom’s breasts for now

Published by admin, on October 24th, 2012 at 5:12 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute baby trying to eat

Kids love sweets

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You can give them as much as you want because it will only end up on their face

Published by , on October 23rd, 2012 at 6:52 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kids love sweets

Failed attempt at eating no. 3

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“I think I have something in my eye”

Published by , on October 23rd, 2012 at 1:56 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Failed attempt at eating no. 3

Mommy loves me

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She would love him even more if he knew how to eat

Published by , on October 20th, 2012 at 3:57 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Mommy loves me

Trying to eat cake

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You have to taste it with your face first

Published by , on October 16th, 2012 at 10:08 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Trying to eat cake

Cute baby trying to eat spaghetti

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She’s obviously not a real Italian

Published by , on October 15th, 2012 at 9:08 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Cute baby trying to eat spaghetti

Ready for the ride

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I guess I should have gave her the ice cream before we got in the car

Published by , on October 14th, 2012 at 8:34 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Ready for the ride

Dirty baby eating pudding

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And I thought his diaper was the dirtiest thing I would see today

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2012 at 8:10 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Dirty baby eating pudding

Babies love eating

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Or at least getting messy

Published by , on October 13th, 2012 at 9:18 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Babies love eating

Messy baby eating a chocolate cake

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I guess he is not allergic to chocolate after all

Published by admin, on September 30th, 2012 at 11:58 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Messy baby eating a chocolate cake

The messiest baby in the world

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He said he didn’t want a fork

Published by admin, on September 25th, 2012 at 7:58 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , 1 Comment

Awesome baby eating spaghetti

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I now understand why Italians are really messy

Published by admin, on September 21st, 2012 at 1:58 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Awesome baby eating spaghetti

Baby boy trying to eat ice cream

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I guess this is why sweets are not good for children

Published by admin, on September 16th, 2012 at 3:58 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Baby boy trying to eat ice cream

Cute messy baby eating strawberries

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5 second rule

Published by admin, on September 11th, 2012 at 12:58 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Cute messy baby eating strawberries

Baby with “feed me” sign

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He obviously can’t feed himself!

Published by admin, on September 2nd, 2012 at 9:06 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby with “feed me” sign

Finish your food, honey!

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She finished it, alright

Published by admin, on August 23rd, 2012 at 5:06 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Finish your food, honey!

Preparing a concoction

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What can go wrong?

Published by admin, on August 13th, 2012 at 5:06 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Preparing a concoction

Cute baby

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He looks innocent enough

Published by admin, on August 10th, 2012 at 6:47 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute baby

Want a glass of ink?

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It is much better than milk

Published by admin, on August 6th, 2012 at 8:47 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Want a glass of ink?

There is no spoon

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So I might as well eat with my hands

Published by admin, on July 29th, 2012 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on There is no spoon

Toothpaste mess

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That wall is going to look extra shiny in the morning

Published by admin, on July 25th, 2012 at 2:47 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Toothpaste mess

Eating with the cat

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At least he’s not sleeping with the fishes

Published by admin, on July 21st, 2012 at 11:47 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Eating with the cat

Birthday cake

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He is not allowed to eat that much sugar, but he can smear it all over his face if he wants to

Published by admin, on July 17th, 2012 at 4:47 am. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , Comments Off on Birthday cake

Watermelon is not for babies

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If you are smaller than the thing you are eating, you are going to have a bad time

Published by admin, on July 13th, 2012 at 10:47 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Watermelon is not for babies

Cute baby destroys car

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That’s what you get if you park into a baby spot

Published by admin, on July 9th, 2012 at 1:47 pm. Filled under: Baby Messes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Cute baby destroys car