The Distraction Network

Grumpy kid on Facebook

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I’m going to make you an offer you can’t refuse

Published by admin, on March 11th, 2013 at 3:56 pm. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Grumpy kid on Facebook

Drunken baby

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Who needs breast milk when you can have beer?

Published by admin, on March 8th, 2013 at 10:20 pm. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Drunken baby

Indecent position

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He doesn’t understand why she is not wearing a diaper

Published by admin, on March 3rd, 2013 at 1:52 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Indecent position

Cutest baby in the world

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He just found out where milk comes from

Published by admin, on February 23rd, 2013 at 9:26 pm. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cutest baby in the world

Kid screaming at cat

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That’s how I feel about my cat too

Published by admin, on February 18th, 2013 at 12:28 pm. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kid screaming at cat

Baby freaking dog out

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It doesn’t understand why his head is so large for his body

Published by admin, on January 26th, 2013 at 8:27 pm. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby freaking dog out

Frightened baby

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Humans fear what they do not understand. In this case, cameras.

Published by admin, on January 24th, 2013 at 3:39 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Frightened baby

Cute teething baby

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This goes to show that you can be cute even without teeth

Published by admin, on January 6th, 2013 at 11:47 pm. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute teething baby

Boobs misdirection

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Is that a double D or a number 2?

Published by admin, on December 25th, 2012 at 11:31 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Boobs misdirection

Baby doesn’t understand how breasts work

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Sure, but if I do that, they kick me out of the mall

Published by admin, on November 24th, 2012 at 10:29 pm. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby doesn’t understand how breasts work

Goofy baby loves money

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He can buy all the milk he wants

Published by admin, on November 21st, 2012 at 10:42 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , 1 Comment

Cute baby loves nature

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This is the elusive baby in his natural environment

Published by admin, on November 10th, 2012 at 12:39 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute baby loves nature

Baby in a suit

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He’ll grow into it

Published by admin, on September 19th, 2012 at 7:13 pm. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby in a suit

Goofy baby

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It took me 250 pictures, but I finally caught him with a goofy look on his face

Published by admin, on September 16th, 2012 at 10:13 pm. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Goofy baby

Santa Claus T-shirt

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He also has a T-shirt about the Tooth fairy and one about God

Published by admin, on September 13th, 2012 at 8:13 pm. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus T-shirt

Cute baby chilling around

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He loves weekends

Published by admin, on September 10th, 2012 at 9:13 pm. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute baby chilling around

Surprised baby

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He doesn’t understand DSLR cameras yet

Published by admin, on August 19th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Surprised baby

Watermelon dress

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Not many outfits are both cute and delicious

Published by admin, on August 16th, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Watermelon dress

To each his own

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That pig doesn’t look like a baby, but that baby sometimes acts like a pig

Published by admin, on August 13th, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on To each his own

Horrified baby

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They told them where babies come from

Published by admin, on August 10th, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Horrified baby

Evil smile

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He just discovered that he can suck his thumb

Published by admin, on August 7th, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Evil smile

Baby photography

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That why you wouldn’t want a photographer living in the apartment above you

Published by admin, on August 4th, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby photography

Cute bunny-baby tired of playing

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It’s sleeping time in his eat-play-sleep schedule

Published by admin, on August 1st, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Cute bunny-baby tired of playing

Shocked baby

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No wonder he’s shocked, he just came out of his mother

Published by admin, on July 29th, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Shocked baby

Kid loves passports

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He doesn’t understand them, but he loves eating that textured paper

Published by admin, on July 26th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kid loves passports

Loved by everyone

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He has them eating from the palms of his tiny hands

Published by admin, on July 23rd, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Loved by everyone

Baby in his birthday suit

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He received this monkey suit for his birthday

Published by admin, on July 20th, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby in his birthday suit

He’s too sexy for his shirt

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And he doesn’t even have one

Published by admin, on July 17th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on He’s too sexy for his shirt

Trying to pull off a man purse

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He needs to carry his diapers somehow

Published by admin, on July 14th, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Trying to pull off a man purse

Why kids shouldn’t be allowed in the kitchen

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I didn’t even like the cake he made

Published by admin, on July 11th, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Why kids shouldn’t be allowed in the kitchen

Kid likes photography

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He liked close up photography before it was cool

Published by admin, on July 8th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kid likes photography

Trying to change a wheel

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If he can change the wheel of his tricycle, he can change it for the truck too

Published by admin, on July 5th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Trying to change a wheel

Ready for battle

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She is Baby the Great

Published by admin, on July 2nd, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ready for battle

Baby wearing cow outfit

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He likes milk, but not cow milk

Published by admin, on June 29th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby wearing cow outfit

Naked fat baby

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He used to work for Michelin

Published by admin, on June 26th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Naked fat baby

Rockstar baby

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He’s ready for the stage, but he has to take his nap first

Published by admin, on June 23rd, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Rockstar baby

Weird baby look

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This is his surprised look

Published by admin, on June 20th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird baby look

Baby sleeping in a shoe

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This study proved that babies don’t have a sense of smell

Published by admin, on June 17th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby sleeping in a shoe

Awesome Babies sleeping

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Where can I sign up for one?

Published by admin, on June 14th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Awesome Babies sleeping

Baby with blowup doll

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It’s never too early to become a man

Published by admin, on June 11th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby with blowup doll

Cute newborn baby

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They are always cutter before they start talking

Published by admin, on June 8th, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute newborn baby

Hipster baby

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You should see his camera and guitar

Published by admin, on June 5th, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hipster baby

Cute baby wearing a hat

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He’s sexy and he knows it

Published by admin, on June 2nd, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute baby wearing a hat

Father’s day

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The weird part is that the father is outside and that the kid is the one in jail

Published by admin, on May 30th, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Father’s day

Goofy baby playing with a cat

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Meow, damn it!

Published by admin, on May 27th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Goofy baby playing with a cat

Baby and dog

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They got home late after a night of partying

Published by admin, on May 24th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby and dog

Cute scared baby

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He just saw his own reflection

Published by admin, on May 21st, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute scared baby

Cute Asian baby

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That’s where he left his motorcycle

Published by admin, on May 18th, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Cute Asian baby

Nerf attack

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That’s why kids shouldn’t play with guns

Published by admin, on May 15th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Nerf attack

Baby in goofy costume

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Wild animals don’t get much cutter than this

Published by admin, on May 12th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Goofy Babies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby in goofy costume