The Distraction Network

I always handle with care

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He borrowed that leopard coat from his mother

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Hacker license plate on Ferrari

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You can be sure that this guy doesn’t attract girls with his personality

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A nerd’s bathroom

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The only time when he gets to see someone naked is in that mirror

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How to declare your love to someone

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And that’s when everyone found out that I’m a nerd

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Booze stash

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It’s time to get drunk!

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There’s only one type of bra for me

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I hear you, bra

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Come to the nerd side nerdy T-shirt

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This girl wouldn’t know Pi if it hit her in the face

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The nerdiest picture

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His mom took this picture at his first LAN party

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The Batman family

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I hope for their sake that it won’t god as bad as it did for Batman

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There’s no place like home

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This way, if someone visits me, they know what they’re getting into

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One free year of WOW

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Stand back ladies, I have something important to do

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How you know you live next to nerds

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This, and the Mario soundtrack playing at 2 in the morning

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This is where the magic happens

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And by magic, I mean Magic the Gathering

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Playing with snow like a nerd

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Snowmen are for people who don’t have a degree in geometry

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Sausage fest

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They didn’t manage to pick up a girl yet, but they are quite popular amongst monkeys

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New Game Addition

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Just 5 more minutes, mom!

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Mathematical question fail

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“I butt shape you”

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Nerdy job

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It doesn’t look glamorous, but it barely pays the bills

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Nintendo sandwich maker

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I can’t eat toast without picturing Mario in my head

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Nerdy collection

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I keep them in my limited edition Pirates of the Caribbean chest

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Nerdy toys

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The best $1200 dollars I ever spent

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Interesting mousepad

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Great for nerds, bad for gamers

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Aperture Science car

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I thought they used a portal for getting to work

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Lamest shirt a kid can have

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It will look great with my Pi pants

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Best men superheroes

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It’s not like either of them is getting married anytime soon

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Having fun in class

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Math is for nerds, now move my Knight to D8

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Collection of nerdy tattoo

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Their mothers are going to kill them if they find out

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Adult nerd prop

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Most nerds go for a vanity license plate, but he took it to a whole new level

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Nerdiest condom ever

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If you want to buy one, it will probably go pass the expiration date in your wallet

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Playing with fire

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He is a level 80 mage

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King of the Nerds

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Pee-Wee Herman was too cool to come to this party

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Bachelor’s pad

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For the ultimate porn viewing experience

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Cute baby dressed like a nerd

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He can’t do math yet, but his mom still picks out his clothes, so that’s pretty nerdy

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Tetris blanket

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If this doesn’t get me laid, nothing will

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Exhausted nerd

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Pwning noobs is not as easy as you might think

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Link vs Mario

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No matter who wins, they are both losers

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Cool ninja dudes

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Let us switch positions and take another picture, mom

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Monk likes Windows XP

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He just finished installing World of Warcraft and can’t get it to work

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Buff internet guy

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He had a better shot using the six pack from the fridge

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Nerdy pokemon tattoo

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The tattoo artist didn’t know how to spell Pokemon, so he used this instead

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The king of the internet

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He might look nerdy here, but on the internet, he is king

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Computer addict

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You don’t want to see his chair/toilet

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The life of the party

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The weird part was that this wasn’t even a costume party

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Nerdy grown man and woman

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No wonder they are still living with their parents

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Doesn’t get worse than this

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She was going for a never going to get laid look

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The perfect prom date

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The teachers blew up when they saw her

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Family loves cats

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That’s the only pussy they are going to get

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Self made armor

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Now he can finally protect his virginity

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Never moving out

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He wants to move out, but no one wants to be his roommate

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Creepy dude living with his grandma

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He’s trying to kill her with shock

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