The Distraction Network

The one who do speak for you

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If that’s how he speaks English, he truly speaks like most Asians

Published by admin, on March 18th, 2013 at 11:15 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on The one who do speak for you

Sony Disc recommended

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Made in China

Published by admin, on March 18th, 2013 at 3:33 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sony Disc recommended

Motorcycle sticker fail

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He’s too cool for grammar

Published by admin, on March 11th, 2013 at 5:56 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Motorcycle sticker fail

Female changing rooms

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He should have read the sign aloud before using it

Published by admin, on March 9th, 2013 at 5:16 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Female changing rooms

Final spelling test

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If you’re old enough for bitches, you shouldn’t be taking spelling tests

Published by , on March 9th, 2013 at 5:59 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Final spelling test

Stupid Facebook status

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If you can’t understand it, you’re too old for Facebook

Published by admin, on March 4th, 2013 at 1:13 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Stupid Facebook status

Google hasn’t got the answers for everything

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However, it has the answers for spelling mistakes

Published by , on February 26th, 2013 at 10:03 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Google hasn’t got the answers for everything

Subtitle fail

Subtitles Caption Fail Star Wars

Close enough

Published by admin, on February 21st, 2013 at 5:48 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Subtitle fail

Spelling fail on Facebook

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Close enough

Published by , on February 21st, 2013 at 5:43 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Spelling fail on Facebook

Unfortunate spelling mistake

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Or a kid with a serious problem

Published by , on February 18th, 2013 at 2:41 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Unfortunate spelling mistake

Honey chinken

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This might be racist, but it was delicious

Published by , on February 15th, 2013 at 5:45 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Honey chinken

Me fail English?

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It’s even apsurd

Published by admin, on February 8th, 2013 at 4:34 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Me fail English?

I’m hitting up the neighbors for gay way drugs

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Those are some drugs I’m might want to try

Published by , on February 4th, 2013 at 10:26 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on I’m hitting up the neighbors for gay way drugs

Facebook status spelling fail

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He puts the dick in dictionary

Published by , on February 3rd, 2013 at 10:41 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Facebook status spelling fail

Everyday is low price

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Obviously, they didn’t pay for the sign either

Published by admin, on February 3rd, 2013 at 8:01 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Everyday is low price

Dad tells me how he meat my mom

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Is that a sexual thing?

Published by , on January 29th, 2013 at 10:01 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Dad tells me how he meat my mom

For sale – fully equipped dental store

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If you’ve ever seen a dentist’s handwriting, you know that they don’t need to know how to spell

Published by , on January 27th, 2013 at 11:07 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on For sale – fully equipped dental store

Thanks for choosing McDonald’s!

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They didn’t get hired at McDonald’s because they know how to spell, that’s for sure

Published by , on January 27th, 2013 at 12:43 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Thanks for choosing McDonald’s!

Stupid tattoo fail

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I believe your tattoo is misspelled

Published by admin, on January 27th, 2013 at 10:27 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Stupid tattoo fail

Become a partner in Pubic Education

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Public Education is out of your league, but you might have a shot in the pubic sector

Published by , on January 26th, 2013 at 10:21 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Become a partner in Pubic Education

Nelly Furtado is an angle

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At least he didn’t call her an obtuse angle

Published by , on January 19th, 2013 at 11:06 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Nelly Furtado is an angle

Quiet please

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I hope it is an oral exam

Published by admin, on January 13th, 2013 at 4:59 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Quiet please

Visitor please Sidewalk

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Teach me, teach me how to Sidewalk

Published by admin, on January 12th, 2013 at 8:50 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Visitor please Sidewalk

I am a star because

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It’s probably community college

Published by admin, on January 11th, 2013 at 10:02 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on I am a star because

Fat girl on Facebook

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Is she referring to her penis size?

Published by admin, on January 5th, 2013 at 10:26 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fat girl on Facebook

Quote spelling fail

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Maybe he was sponsored by Intel

Published by , on January 2nd, 2013 at 9:56 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Quote spelling fail

Young people yearn for college

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At least he knows what’s missing from his life

Published by , on January 1st, 2013 at 10:23 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Young people yearn for college

Welcome tourists, we speak English!

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They didn’t say anything about spelling it

Published by admin, on December 28th, 2012 at 2:45 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Welcome tourists, we speak English!

Romney spelling fail

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Or maybe this is the correct version after all

Published by , on December 26th, 2012 at 1:59 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Romney spelling fail

Sexiest woman on Myspace

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Also, the smartest one

Published by admin, on December 18th, 2012 at 2:10 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Sexiest woman on Myspace

Wash and blow out

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This might look weird, but the little present intrigues me

Published by admin, on December 16th, 2012 at 1:06 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Wash and blow out

Stupidest tattoo in the world

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Even if she would have spelt it right, it would still be stupid

Published by admin, on December 14th, 2012 at 5:47 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Stupidest tattoo in the world

Don’t fuck with my grammar

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It wasn’t a spelling mistake, I was just taking about my grandma!

Published by , on December 13th, 2012 at 6:20 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Don’t fuck with my grammar

MSNBC English mistake

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Powered by Yoda

Published by , on December 7th, 2012 at 12:52 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on MSNBC English mistake

Get paid to write sign fail

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He obviously doesn’t make a lot of money from this

Published by admin, on December 7th, 2012 at 8:42 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Get paid to write sign fail

Starprise entership

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That’s why dyslexic people shouldn’t work in this industry

Published by admin, on December 4th, 2012 at 9:23 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Starprise entership

How to proper grammar

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Surprisingly, this isn’t the stupidest thing I’ve seen on Facebook

Published by admin, on December 2nd, 2012 at 5:32 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to proper grammar

A lady doesn’t put it in from here

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Are we still talking about anal sex?

Published by admin, on November 30th, 2012 at 9:34 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on A lady doesn’t put it in from here

For sale sign fail

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If he can count as well as he spells, you might get a great deal

Published by admin, on November 27th, 2012 at 1:05 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on For sale sign fail

Once there gone, there gone

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Just like his chance of learning how to speak English

Published by admin, on November 26th, 2012 at 12:59 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Once there gone, there gone

Auto correct fail

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This feature was coded back when this word was the politically correct term

Published by , on November 25th, 2012 at 9:54 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Auto correct fail

We start sell brown rice

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At least you know they are experts at what they’re selling

Published by admin, on November 24th, 2012 at 8:23 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on We start sell brown rice

Clearly I’ve made poor decisions tattoo

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If you think this is bad, you should see his tramp stamp

Published by admin, on November 21st, 2012 at 4:08 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Clearly I’ve made poor decisions tattoo

Whine shop

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This is where most women like to go

Published by admin, on November 19th, 2012 at 7:40 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Whine shop

Beware of safety

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If you thought danger was dangerous, you should check out safety

Published by admin, on November 18th, 2012 at 4:40 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Beware of safety

Cherries fail

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My favorite kind of cherry is the strawberry

Published by admin, on November 16th, 2012 at 7:45 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cherries fail

Car dealer catch

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The Eastern Europeans have great deals, but they can’t spell

Published by , on November 16th, 2012 at 2:14 pm. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Car dealer catch

Unreadable out of order sign

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Maybe it is out of odor

Published by , on November 4th, 2012 at 11:05 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Unreadable out of order sign

Fashion fail

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Fishion – fashion for fish

Published by admin, on November 4th, 2012 at 5:46 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , Comments Off on Fashion fail

God did not come to condemn the world, butt to save it

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I told you that the Bible is filled with sexual stuff

Published by , on November 2nd, 2012 at 7:50 am. Filled under: English Fails Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on God did not come to condemn the world, butt to save it