The Distraction Network

Overly Attached girlfriend ad

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I’m not sure that pressuring the readers is the best way to advertise your website

Published by admin, on February 22nd, 2013 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Overly Attached girlfriend ad

Stress reliever method

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You can’t say it is not effective

Published by admin, on February 13th, 2013 at 4:20 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Stress reliever method

Reason for divorce

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Her marriage is on shaky grounds

Published by admin, on February 3rd, 2013 at 10:00 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Reason for divorce

Elderly ninja in the newspaper

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You can’t make this stuff up

Published by admin, on January 25th, 2013 at 5:30 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Elderly ninja in the newspaper

Daydream about being dick-pocked

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That’s the medical term

Published by admin, on January 15th, 2013 at 7:02 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Daydream about being dick-pocked

Peglose and penguin

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Next week, the difference between the wiener dog and the loser dog

Published by admin, on January 3rd, 2013 at 1:59 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Peglose and penguin

Today’s weather

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Brought to you by Rebecca Black

Published by admin, on November 15th, 2012 at 5:32 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , , , , , Comments Off on Today’s weather

Weather news advice

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If you skip enough classes, you might become a weatherman

Published by admin, on November 5th, 2012 at 1:41 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Weather news advice

Racist neighbor featured in newspaper

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Don’t worry, the Hispanics don’t know how to read English

Published by admin, on November 1st, 2012 at 8:10 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Racist neighbor featured in newspaper

Keep your laws off my future wife

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Right T-shirt at the right time

Published by admin, on October 27th, 2012 at 7:05 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Keep your laws off my future wife

MILF braces for the FAP offensive

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If you spend enough time on the internet, you will see this headline through different eyes

Published by admin, on October 26th, 2012 at 1:22 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on MILF braces for the FAP offensive

Woman brutally attacked

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Before you get mad, ask yourself what was she doing out of the kitchen

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2012 at 8:11 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Woman brutally attacked

Why foreign newspapers shouldn’t translate currency

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50 cent doesn’t have the same ring to it in other countries

Published by admin, on October 20th, 2012 at 1:46 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Why foreign newspapers shouldn’t translate currency

Awkward Olympics coverage

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I think I’ve seen too much porn

Published by admin, on October 20th, 2012 at 1:29 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Awkward Olympics coverage

North and South Korea equivalents

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Santa made this list

Published by admin, on October 15th, 2012 at 8:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on North and South Korea equivalents

Daily connect the dots comic

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It’s a trap

Published by admin, on October 8th, 2012 at 12:48 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Daily connect the dots comic

Suspicious package from Amazon

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Better safe than sorry

Published by admin, on October 8th, 2012 at 12:40 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Suspicious package from Amazon

Witty associated press headline

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Fall in water they will.

Published by admin, on September 12th, 2012 at 2:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Witty associated press headline

Internet security explained

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“I don’t want anything between us” – internet cable

Published by admin, on September 10th, 2012 at 11:07 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Internet security explained

Newspaper fail

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Senior staff still has a couple of tricks up their sleeves

Published by admin, on September 9th, 2012 at 9:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Newspaper fail

Scumbag mom

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Worries about jackhammers, lights up another cigar.

Published by admin, on September 7th, 2012 at 8:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Scumbag mom

How Indian people vote

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This is the exact answer they received when they tried voting in the US.

Published by admin, on September 6th, 2012 at 5:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on How Indian people vote

Special offer from girls’ school

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I guess we should head towards that school and see what’s what.

Published by admin, on September 4th, 2012 at 4:07 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Special offer from girls’ school

Circumcision fail

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The operation went exactly as expected.

Published by admin, on September 3rd, 2012 at 10:07 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Circumcision fail

Gangstas’ packing rolling pin

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Grab your dough and get the hell out of there!

Published by admin, on September 1st, 2012 at 2:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Gangstas’ packing rolling pin

The shocking fact behind bishops

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First rule of sex abuse: you don’t talk about sex abuse.

Published by admin, on August 31st, 2012 at 4:07 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on The shocking fact behind bishops

Violent fight with machetes

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Don’t bring an antler to a machete fight

Published by admin, on August 29th, 2012 at 11:07 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Violent fight with machetes

Sausage heist

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In a few years he will have to break out of the same retirement home.

Published by admin, on August 28th, 2012 at 1:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sausage heist

Perfect correlation between two magazines

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The question is moot

Published by admin, on August 26th, 2012 at 4:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Perfect correlation between two magazines

Boy who feld chemo in court

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Next time, try proofreading your headlines before they go live

Published by admin, on August 25th, 2012 at 9:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Boy who feld chemo in court

George Brownridge pleases 15 women in one day

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He must have taken them to the biggest kitchen in the world.

Published by admin, on August 23rd, 2012 at 1:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on George Brownridge pleases 15 women in one day

Equality win

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The other team is probably furious about their loss.

Published by admin, on August 22nd, 2012 at 5:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Equality win

Breaking news headline

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The house was arrested, but if it pleads insanity, they will let it go with a warning.

Published by admin, on August 20th, 2012 at 5:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Breaking news headline

Chris Brown has friends in Hawaii

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Tell us more about Chris Brown, the nuclear holocaust can wait.

Published by admin, on August 19th, 2012 at 10:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Chris Brown has friends in Hawaii

Weird Suspect

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Sidenote: he looks like a mummy

Published by admin, on August 17th, 2012 at 3:07 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird Suspect

The Middle East

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Egyptians are known to appear in multiple places at the same time

Published by admin, on August 16th, 2012 at 6:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on The Middle East

Newspaper printing fail

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They left the first half empty for your imagination

Published by admin, on August 13th, 2012 at 2:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Newspaper printing fail

Pig Correction

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Only a pig would make such a mistake

Published by admin, on August 11th, 2012 at 6:07 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pig Correction

Getting bored while writing a headline

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The funny thing about this is that sgk asg lasgk…

Published by admin, on August 10th, 2012 at 10:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Getting bored while writing a headline

Headline fail

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Ampthill pub is back in business? They went bankrupt again two weeks ago!

Published by admin, on August 8th, 2012 at 8:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Headline fail

Cocks blocked

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No, this is not a porn magazine

Published by admin, on August 7th, 2012 at 12:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cocks blocked

The case of the missing bacon

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This sounds like a case for Dwight Schrute

Published by admin, on August 5th, 2012 at 6:07 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The case of the missing bacon

Condom truck accident

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I hope the road didn’t get pregnant

Published by admin, on August 4th, 2012 at 12:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Condom truck accident

Everywhere you look, it’s just dead

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The editor who wrote this also ended up on this page when his boss saw it

Published by admin, on August 2nd, 2012 at 5:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Everywhere you look, it’s just dead

Band name correction

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They accidentally wrote African American dump trukkk instead of niggadumptrukkk

Published by admin, on August 1st, 2012 at 12:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Band name correction

Pubic schools

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Are pubic schools anything like catholic schools?

Published by admin, on July 30th, 2012 at 7:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pubic schools

Health officials announcement

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The water won’t turn blue, it will turn brown

Published by admin, on July 29th, 2012 at 1:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Health officials announcement

Seagull hate crime

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What if you only hate black gay seagulls?

Published by admin, on July 27th, 2012 at 7:07 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Seagull hate crime

Sex with underage boys

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Catholic priests definitely agree

Published by admin, on July 26th, 2012 at 11:07 pm. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sex with underage boys

Rimjob inventor

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I would shake his hand, but I don’t want to catch anything

Published by admin, on July 24th, 2012 at 3:07 am. Filled under: Media Mishaps Tags: , , , Comments Off on Rimjob inventor