The Distraction Network

Ear piercing fail

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If you think this is bad, think about his circumcision

Published by , on March 22nd, 2013 at 5:08 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Ear piercing fail

Perfect playground picture

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This is cute, but you should have seen him falling off the swing

Published by admin, on March 21st, 2013 at 7:09 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Perfect playground picture

Family t-shirts

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You need two t-shirts for that? That’s just cocky

Published by , on March 19th, 2013 at 9:58 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Family t-shirts

Dad trying to go to a concert

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It must be Justin Bieber singing

Published by admin, on March 17th, 2013 at 9:08 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dad trying to go to a concert

Hen ignoring her baby chicken

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She has to treat the dog right if she wants a bodyguard in a few years

Published by admin, on March 15th, 2013 at 2:32 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hen ignoring her baby chicken

Texting while pushing the baby carriage

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LoL, my baby almost died

Published by , on March 15th, 2013 at 4:33 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Texting while pushing the baby carriage

Baby likes drinking already!

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I hope she also likes living with a foster family

Published by , on March 13th, 2013 at 10:26 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Baby likes drinking already!

101 uses for a baby

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No. 37: laptop desk

Published by , on March 10th, 2013 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on 101 uses for a baby

Boys getting their first striptease show

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They could afford her from their paper route

Published by admin, on March 10th, 2013 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Boys getting their first striptease show

Role reversal

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He’s teaching him responsibility

Published by admin, on March 8th, 2013 at 8:08 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Role reversal

Baby with bag on her head

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If she doesn’t learn how to preserve her oxygen, how will she survive the apocalypse?

Published by admin, on March 8th, 2013 at 6:28 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby with bag on her head

Walking the dog

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Or should I say, “swimming” the dog

Published by , on March 7th, 2013 at 4:13 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Walking the dog

What a mess

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That’s the last time I’m leaving my kid in charge of painting the apartment

Published by , on March 6th, 2013 at 2:39 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on What a mess

The family tiger

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If you run out of tiger food, you will become the tiger’s food

Published by admin, on March 6th, 2013 at 6:40 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on The family tiger

Kid trying to catch the red dot

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Kids are just like cats, only they can talk

Published by , on March 4th, 2013 at 5:03 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kid trying to catch the red dot

Karate expert

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He can also help with abortions

Published by admin, on March 2nd, 2013 at 11:01 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Karate expert

The most awkward father and daughter picture

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No wonder the woman in the background is crying

Published by , on March 2nd, 2013 at 10:26 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The most awkward father and daughter picture

The problem with social media

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She must have gotten a ton of likes for this post

Published by admin, on March 2nd, 2013 at 8:07 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on The problem with social media

Girl with her dead chicken

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Don’t play with your food!

Published by admin, on March 1st, 2013 at 6:51 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Girl with her dead chicken

Driving your kids around

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What? They needed some fresh air

Published by admin, on February 27th, 2013 at 6:15 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Driving your kids around

Four pregnant young girls

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The weird part is that the father is the same guy

Published by admin, on February 25th, 2013 at 3:13 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Four pregnant young girls

Baby carriage

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If it is good enough for groceries, it is good enough for her baby

Published by , on February 24th, 2013 at 4:05 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Baby carriage

Mother takes indecent pictures of her daughter

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You’re never too old to make a parenting mistake

Published by , on February 24th, 2013 at 5:55 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mother takes indecent pictures of her daughter

Father taking his kid out for a walk

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They always say that kids have a different view over the world

Published by admin, on February 23rd, 2013 at 8:36 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Father taking his kid out for a walk

Taking your 7 kids to school

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That’s why you shouldn’t be against birth control

Published by , on February 22nd, 2013 at 7:44 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Taking your 7 kids to school

Anti-drunk driving device

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The worst part was that the baby was drunk too

Published by , on February 22nd, 2013 at 1:26 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Anti-drunk driving device

Mohawk father and daughter

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At least he can be sure she’s his

Published by , on February 22nd, 2013 at 6:32 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mohawk father and daughter

Dildo collection

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Still better than my old toy collection

Published by , on February 16th, 2013 at 7:32 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dildo collection

Tony Hawk skateboarding with his daughter

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If I would have to trust someone to do this, he would be the guy

Published by admin, on February 14th, 2013 at 2:09 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Tony Hawk skateboarding with his daughter

Dangerous slide

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This kid will be delicious in my salad

Published by admin, on February 13th, 2013 at 4:23 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dangerous slide

Gaming and taking care of the kid

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He’s playing life on hard mode

Published by admin, on February 12th, 2013 at 7:21 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Gaming and taking care of the kid

How to make your kids do chores

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This works even better if you set the password to 1234 just to mess with them

Published by , on February 12th, 2013 at 1:32 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on How to make your kids do chores

Protection against chemicals

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Don’t worry, kids don’t understand chemistry

Published by admin, on February 10th, 2013 at 4:05 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Protection against chemicals

Gamer father

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At least he didn’t forget to turn the chair around this time

Published by , on February 10th, 2013 at 2:38 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Gamer father

Baby sword fight

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I can’t afford keeping both of them anymore

Published by , on February 7th, 2013 at 6:39 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Baby sword fight

Stormtrooper family

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The weird part is that Darth Vader is the real father

Published by admin, on February 6th, 2013 at 2:44 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Stormtrooper family

Kid pooped his pants

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That’s a Christmas card right there

Published by admin, on February 4th, 2013 at 11:04 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kid pooped his pants

Cute baby sleeping with a snake

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The snake already ate his brother, so it is not hungry anymore

Published by admin, on February 2nd, 2013 at 9:08 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute baby sleeping with a snake

Smoking with your kid in the car

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Don’t worry, she won’t rat her own mother out

Published by admin, on February 1st, 2013 at 9:40 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Smoking with your kid in the car

Motorcycle with baby seat

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That’s when you should start considering dating older chicks

Published by admin, on January 24th, 2013 at 3:04 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Motorcycle with baby seat

Hot girl taking picture with a boy

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This is when he found out they don’t have cuddies after all

Published by admin, on January 24th, 2013 at 1:31 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hot girl taking picture with a boy

Naughty boy

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He wants to see where he came from

Published by , on January 23rd, 2013 at 12:26 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Naughty boy

Learning how to ride a bicycle

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If he falls, he will be strangled, so it gives him a reason to be careful

Published by admin, on January 22nd, 2013 at 3:06 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Learning how to ride a bicycle

Trucks are great family vehicles

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America, damn it!

Published by , on January 22nd, 2013 at 1:48 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Trucks are great family vehicles

Dangerous family

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She’s not allowed to touch the grenade unless she means business

Published by admin, on January 19th, 2013 at 9:51 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dangerous family

Don’t fuck with Oakland

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We got a badass over here

Published by admin, on January 17th, 2013 at 7:15 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Don’t fuck with Oakland

McDonalds tattoo on kid’s back

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I’m loving it!

Published by , on January 15th, 2013 at 12:29 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on McDonalds tattoo on kid’s back

Taking your baby with you in the bathroom stall

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You have to teach her how to pee somehow

Published by , on January 14th, 2013 at 12:05 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Taking your baby with you in the bathroom stall

Girl with Jack Daniels bottle

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The worst part is that she is also taking medicine

Published by , on January 10th, 2013 at 1:34 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Girl with Jack Daniels bottle

Children placement fail

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What? Kids love Pikachu

Published by admin, on January 6th, 2013 at 5:48 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Children placement fail