The Distraction Network

Cute kid smoking a cigarette

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It’s better to start while you are still 100% healthy

Published by , on January 5th, 2013 at 7:31 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Cute kid smoking a cigarette

Apple juice bong

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She’s going to be so popular in college; if she gets in

Published by , on January 4th, 2013 at 1:28 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Apple juice bong

Ice crusher parenting fail

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Ice is basically water, so what’s the worst thing that can happen?

Published by , on December 31st, 2012 at 9:36 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Ice crusher parenting fail

Smoking baby

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She’s trying to quit, but she doesn’t have the will power

Published by , on December 30th, 2012 at 1:56 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Smoking baby

Pregnant mirror pic

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Pay no attention to the cigarette in her hand

Published by , on December 27th, 2012 at 2:36 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Pregnant mirror pic

Kid doesn’t understand soccer

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That’s why Americans usually play football instead

Published by admin, on December 27th, 2012 at 9:38 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kid doesn’t understand soccer

Kids these days

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Mo money mo problems

Published by , on December 26th, 2012 at 4:29 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kids these days

Baby weightlifting

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It’d like to see him do this in 15 years

Published by admin, on December 25th, 2012 at 7:40 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby weightlifting

How to send your kids to school

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Kids won’t pick on the girl who is crazy enough to wear skis to school

Published by , on December 25th, 2012 at 12:27 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on How to send your kids to school

Kid trying to smoke a cigar

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She wants to start smoking while her lungs are still healthy

Published by , on December 24th, 2012 at 10:09 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Kid trying to smoke a cigar

Parenting is not always difficult

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You just have to afford the cage

Published by admin, on December 22nd, 2012 at 10:32 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Parenting is not always difficult

Having famous parents is a drag

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I can never get a clear picture of me without the Emmy’s

Published by , on December 21st, 2012 at 7:45 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Having famous parents is a drag

Bull’s-eye

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She lost consciousness for a couple of minutes, but it was worth it

Published by admin, on December 20th, 2012 at 4:01 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bull’s-eye

Entertainment for kids

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It’s colored laundry day, he doesn’t like all whites that much

Published by admin, on December 19th, 2012 at 9:44 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Entertainment for kids

Fat mother holding her child

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First she didn’t knew she was pregnant and now she doesn’t know she has a kid

Published by , on December 18th, 2012 at 8:26 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Fat mother holding her child

Teaching your kid how to smoke

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You don’t want the other kids to make fun of him, do you?

Published by admin, on December 18th, 2012 at 7:59 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Teaching your kid how to smoke

I love cock t-shirt

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That’s why you shouldn’t pass old shirts to your child

Published by admin, on December 12th, 2012 at 7:43 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on I love cock t-shirt

Duct tape seatbelt

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In case of an accident, she will stick to the duct tape and survive

Published by , on December 7th, 2012 at 7:16 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Duct tape seatbelt

Father and daughter at the pool

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If she doesn’t learn how to fly, she will learn how to swim

Published by admin, on December 7th, 2012 at 4:44 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Father and daughter at the pool

The perfect family photo

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Instead of misusing duct tape, they should start using condoms

Published by admin, on December 7th, 2012 at 12:00 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on The perfect family photo

Toddlers and tiaras strikes again

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Who you gonna call? Child protective services

Published by admin, on December 7th, 2012 at 10:15 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Toddlers and tiaras strikes again

Kids hanging out with a bear

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I hope these kids like to play because they are going to have to play dead

Published by admin, on December 6th, 2012 at 9:29 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kids hanging out with a bear

Awkward balloon animal

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Don’t worry, it will deflate in a few hours

Published by , on December 6th, 2012 at 10:44 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Awkward balloon animal

Girls wearing mom’s lingerie

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Now she just has to teach them how to pole-dance

Published by , on December 3rd, 2012 at 9:22 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Girls wearing mom’s lingerie

Gambling with your daughter

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She can’t gamble without her; she’s her lucky charm

Published by , on November 27th, 2012 at 10:10 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Gambling with your daughter

Dad with his kid on a motorcycle

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If they crash, the baby’s soft spot will absorb the blow

Published by , on November 27th, 2012 at 5:34 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Dad with his kid on a motorcycle

Baby has a gun

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Don’t worry; it’s going to be at least 3 months until he is going to have the dexterity to use it

Published by , on November 26th, 2012 at 7:19 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Baby has a gun

Chalk drawing fun

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A boy can dream

Published by , on November 25th, 2012 at 4:04 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Chalk drawing fun

Soon to be mother smoking

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She tells the kid what to do, not the other way around

Published by admin, on November 24th, 2012 at 9:21 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Soon to be mother smoking

Father and son Halloween duo

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The kid got a lot of candy, but only because people felt sorry for him

Published by admin, on November 24th, 2012 at 1:06 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Father and son Halloween duo

Gamer father

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He’s not going to use the knife because that’s too violent for her

Published by , on November 22nd, 2012 at 3:04 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Gamer father

Smoking mother

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I was going to say that she’s smoking hot, but she’s just smoking

Published by , on November 22nd, 2012 at 5:06 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Smoking mother

Poor logistics

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Fight to the death!

Published by admin, on November 20th, 2012 at 10:31 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Poor logistics

Penis railroad track

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His father is definitely not an engineer because this track is useless if you think about it

Published by , on November 19th, 2012 at 8:45 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Penis railroad track

Mother sleeping with her baby

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It’s a safety mechanism; if the child moves, the mother will hear her hitting the ground

Published by admin, on November 19th, 2012 at 4:41 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mother sleeping with her baby

Lawnmower fun

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Which pedal do I have to push to call child protective services?

Published by admin, on November 19th, 2012 at 4:40 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lawnmower fun

Father feeding his child

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Who needs women anyway?

Published by , on November 18th, 2012 at 8:29 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Father feeding his child

Fat mother with even fatter kid

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She wants to see if her daughter can break her weight record

Published by , on November 18th, 2012 at 8:30 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Fat mother with even fatter kid

Electric fence

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No wonder those kids have so much energy

Published by admin, on November 17th, 2012 at 9:00 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Electric fence

Woman in love with her grandson

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This is crazy; the age difference is huge!

Published by admin, on November 15th, 2012 at 6:47 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on Woman in love with her grandson

Electric fence fail

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This picture is just shocking

Published by , on November 15th, 2012 at 12:19 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Electric fence fail

Kid drinking beer

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It’s not like he has to drive anywhere

Published by admin, on November 12th, 2012 at 12:25 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kid drinking beer

Rich baby

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And they still can’t afford a real blanket

Published by , on November 11th, 2012 at 4:30 pm. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Rich baby

Atomic wedgie

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That’s what you get for talking back to your mother

Published by , on November 11th, 2012 at 10:54 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Atomic wedgie

Baby with weird haircut

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She shouldn’t have played with the lawnmower

Published by , on November 9th, 2012 at 4:56 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Baby with weird haircut

Kid kisses his dog

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I think we need a neck brace for the kid too

Published by , on November 9th, 2012 at 3:00 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Kid kisses his dog

8 year old with Botox

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What? Kids nowadays don’t even look at you if you are older than 6

Published by admin, on November 8th, 2012 at 3:55 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , Comments Off on 8 year old with Botox

Baby girl wants to use the internet

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She’s trying to find the phone number of child protective services

Published by admin, on November 8th, 2012 at 1:17 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Baby girl wants to use the internet

Bucket baby

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Carrying his baby in a bucket was on his bucket list

Published by , on November 8th, 2012 at 12:32 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Bucket baby

Drunken baby

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Who needs milk when you can have beer?

Published by , on November 7th, 2012 at 11:21 am. Filled under: Parent Disasters Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Drunken baby