The Distraction Network

Why is milk given to kids who swallow cleaning products?

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If that’s the correct answer, why don’t they give them alcohol?

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What gives you the most problems when you read?

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I’m glad we got the numbers out of the way

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Imaginary creature drawing

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That’s not imaginary, it’s your momma

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Me Gusta face

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Art school is not what it used to be

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Free drawing section

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It’s not even for the anatomy class!

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This page will not be marked

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She probably didn’t want the page to go to waste

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Cheat sheet

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Next time I will just study for the exam

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Test message in elf language

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I think it means “I am much nerdier than people think I am”

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How to catch a cheater

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That’s why you should never be an obvious cheater

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How much higher in the air is the second kite?

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Close enough

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THIS IS SPARTA!

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I can’t believe he got 100%

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Sexual Drawing fail

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I’m not sure what story he read, but I don’t think they should read it in school anymore

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Star Track test answer fail

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The teacher used to be a nerd, so that explains both the quote and his current job

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Awkward choice of words

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This goes to show that even bad experiences will help you in life

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Exam drawing fail

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“If you want to waste your life with drawing, go to art school”

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Weirdest poem ever

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If poetry doesn’t work out, he can always try stand up comedy

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How students take tests

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Too bad he only lives once, he will have to take that test twice

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Test paper drawing

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I don’t know if I should subtract points or join his gaming clan

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Every answer is C

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0/100 – almost there

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Analytical Chemists in the Wild West

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My teacher has too much free time

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Test paper instructions

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I’m glad to hear that this is not a weapon of mass destruction, unlike my math test

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Weird journal entry

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Maybe he is going to Vagina, Arkansas

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Mario test drawing

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My gaming class exams are the easiest

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No work – the crane will do it for me

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If physics problems were that easy, everyone would solve them

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Star Track test answer fail

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The teacher used to be a nerd, so that explains both the quote and his current job

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Student apology

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The little things in life that give you hope

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YOLO test answers

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I might just kill the student who did this, so he was right

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Doodle on the back of test paper

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This also happens to be the answer to question number 3

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Getting sidetracked during an exam

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One minute you’re finishing the equation and the next…

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Real world context for a problem

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It’s not my fault my cousin is a math nerd

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Weird test paper questions

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The weird thing about it is that this is part of the SATs

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How to file test papers

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You don’t have to hide it from your students; they already know how they did

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Word spelling fail

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Besides having problems spelling, this kid also seems to have Tourette’s

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Test paper drawing

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I put the F in Hufflepuff

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Ninja test protector

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The worst part was that his father is a member of the Yakuza

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Weird test answer

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I thought potatoes was the right answer for everything

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I’m not sure what to make of this

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It wasn’t even history class

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Honest student

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I will give him an F for frankness

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Success test paper

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It is always good to start off with a joke

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Chemistry Genius

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This kid knows what he’s doing…

Submitted by: Mike Wezyk.

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Depressing future dream answer

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Nurses usually give up on their dream after they start working, but she already has a head start

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Weirdest homework question in the world

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The real question is why is she sitting on her dad

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How many Watts is 1.12 Gigawatts?

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I chose the first option, just out of principle

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What do you want to do in the future?

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It will take a while until he finds a girlfriend, so we don’t have to worry about him taking over the world

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Elaborate test problem

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Who said you can’t apply when you learn in school to real life problems?

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Awkward question

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I hate it when my waiter starts crying

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Weird test drawing

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This kid was on fire until the very last question

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Why Natural selection works

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That’s why nature kills monsters are soon as they are born

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Driving test

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This is only true in Grand Theft Auto

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Stupid test question

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I guess the teacher doesn’t understand how coins work

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