The Distraction Network

Don’t fail me

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His brain obviously failed him a lot time ago

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Circle the first letter of your correct answer?

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I guess the original plan when making this worksheet was multiple choice but the people making it changed their minds after they wrote “circle the letter.”

Submitted by: Unknown.

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How to fail a class

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If you can’t even fail properly, you might as well try to succeed. – Einstein

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History Exam

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He’s giving the teacher the cold shoulder

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How many mistakes can you spot?

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ThThe weird part is that this was a math test

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The Meth teacher

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That’s what the kids are learning under the Obama administration

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Sketch the curve

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This test was brought to you by BlackBerry

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Exam fail

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This isn’t the most absurd exam I’ve been a part of

Published by admin, on July 6th, 2012 at 5:40 pm. Filled under: Test Fails Tags: , , , 3 Comments

Student avoids test paper

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I can’t say these were the correct answers, but they weren’t wrong either

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What is love?

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He couldn’t find any song that matched the next question

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Find out where I’m wrong

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Student: 1, Teacher: 0

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Woman Studies

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The girl who wrote this is really stupid

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The Panda will cry

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Thanks for the suggestion, but I’m not the Panda’s buffoon

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Please excuse my dope ass swag

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He shouldn’t have used urban dictionary

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Math machine

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Where can I buy one for my finals?

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Taking a test

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I choose the wrong person to copy from

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Stupid exam fail

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It’s worse than a game of Jenga

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Excellent score

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My Asian father would beg to differ

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A sketch of the situation

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I don’t want to live on this planet anymore

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My brain during tests

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Old equipment shouldn’t have to handle difficult operations

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Portal Glados drawing on exam paper

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Are you still there?

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How to create a simple door

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If the Minecraft hypothesis is not good enough, I don’t know what is

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Write

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This kid knows how to follow the rules without questioning

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Hermaphrodite definition

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You can’t go wrong with Lady Gaga

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Solution to overpopulation

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Why not feed the poor to the hungry?

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Extra credit

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The class nerd was angry because he didn’t get the chance to study for that in advance

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Test fail

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Teachers just want to have fun

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Difference between college and high school

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I c what you did there

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Interesting scissors drawing

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I’m not using a dildo, I’m cutting myself!

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Nothing to do here…

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I have no idea what I’m doing here

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Sexual representation

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The teacher is obviously not familiar with doggy style

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YOLO

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If you only live once, shouldn’t you try to take the exams in the first try?

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The easy way out

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Bart Simpson obviously didn’t know PHP

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Teenage mutant ninja turtles

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You don’t get marks for being a mutant

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Cute drawing

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He will have to go to art school because he failed this class

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There is no main verb, there is no main verb

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The second line is the voice in your head

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The first cells were…

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That’s why they started putting outlaws in them

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It deserves a B

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Teachers always try to pull rank on me

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Teacher strikes back

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Bazinga!

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Negate each statement

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He was always a math kind of student

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Cat drawing

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Distracting the teacher is one way to try to pass the exam

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Honest answer

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An Asian probably figured this out

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Wrong answer

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Robots dinosaurs from the future are rarely the correct answer

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Polar bears

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Polar bear are more related to chemistry than biology

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Do not write your essay

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Rules are made to be broken

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Describe school

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He obviously never went to hell

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Good Job

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My O-Chem professor wanted us to fill out the IDEA forms (for instructor feed back) so I just told he how he did

Submitted by: Jacob.

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University Application Essay

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This kid was forced to write a college application letter at his high school a year before he even had to apply and naturally didn’t take it too seriously.

He saved it, printed it at the end of the day thinking nothing of it, when his teacher picked it up from the printer and passed it in the school staff room.

Submitted by: Unknown.

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Tried for bonus points

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I slept through every one of my trig classes so to try to smooth it over with my prof i hit on her.

Submitted by: Zack Barkley.

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Wrong answer is also wrong

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He is failing at failing

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