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The perfect wedding gift

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Her husband received a fleshlight, so this was definitely appropriate

Published by admin, on March 21st, 2013 at 10:36 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on The perfect wedding gift

Having fun at the wedding

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At least someone is enjoying it

Published by admin, on March 16th, 2013 at 1:47 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Having fun at the wedding

Wedding accident

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It was a long shot, but the groom was saved at the last minute

Published by admin, on March 14th, 2013 at 9:06 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Wedding accident

Unique wedding ceremony

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Way to ruin Christmas for everybody

Published by admin, on March 13th, 2013 at 10:28 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Unique wedding ceremony

Married wedding ring

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Because the wedding ring should be a symbol of trust

Published by admin, on March 4th, 2013 at 1:55 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Married wedding ring

Perfect wedding picture

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You can’t pick your friends after all

Published by admin, on March 1st, 2013 at 3:10 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Perfect wedding picture

Weird wedding cake

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This one really takes the cake

Published by admin, on January 25th, 2013 at 11:13 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird wedding cake

Happy wedding day

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At least someone is getting laid today

Published by admin, on January 19th, 2013 at 10:32 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Happy wedding day

Lame wedding picture

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If she ever wants a divorce, she can show this picture to the judge

Published by admin, on January 19th, 2013 at 12:19 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lame wedding picture

Man playing Russian roulette at his wedding

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I think most men would like to try this on their wedding day

Published by admin, on January 18th, 2013 at 9:58 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Man playing Russian roulette at his wedding

Weird wedding glasses

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As long as it is unique, it doesn’t have to make sense

Published by admin, on January 13th, 2013 at 1:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird wedding glasses

Star Wars wedding cake

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Marry her, you must

Published by admin, on December 21st, 2012 at 11:19 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Star Wars wedding cake

Food Court proposal

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It’s call a food court because people can judge you without feeling guilty

Published by admin, on November 26th, 2012 at 6:54 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Food Court proposal

Cake wedding dress

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This way, everyone can have a piece of your bride

Published by admin, on November 25th, 2012 at 5:20 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cake wedding dress

Elaborate wedding cake

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Who cares about the bride when the cake looks like this?

Published by admin, on November 20th, 2012 at 2:05 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Elaborate wedding cake

Motorcycle gang wedding

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He doesn’t plan on wearing a helmet today because he might get lucky and crash into something

Published by admin, on November 18th, 2012 at 1:44 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Motorcycle gang wedding

Wedding fight

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The weird part is that he is trying to punch the bride

Published by admin, on November 12th, 2012 at 8:10 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Wedding fight

Armed and ready to get married

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That’s how weddings are going to be when Zombies will attack

Published by admin, on October 26th, 2012 at 10:07 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Armed and ready to get married

Light saber wedding battle

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If they can kill the bride, they will save their friend

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2012 at 11:27 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Light saber wedding battle

Wedding couple fail picture

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I think this is the first time they were anywhere near vegetables

Published by admin, on October 17th, 2012 at 11:37 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Wedding couple fail picture

The worst wedding dress in history

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Now she just has to find a crazy enough man to marry

Published by admin, on October 7th, 2012 at 9:53 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on The worst wedding dress in history

Poo shaped cake

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They know it is going to be a crappy marriage, so why hide it?

Published by admin, on September 21st, 2012 at 11:29 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Poo shaped cake

Wedding dress purpose

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It’s not like she is going to have to wear it again

Published by admin, on September 19th, 2012 at 6:29 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Wedding dress purpose

First kiss

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I hope that’s not how he kisses his mother with that mouth

Published by admin, on September 17th, 2012 at 5:29 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on First kiss

Passed out at a wedding

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That’s what happens when you mix alcohol with tears of sadness

Published by admin, on September 15th, 2012 at 6:29 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Passed out at a wedding

Drunken decision

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There was no chance he was going to get married sober

Published by admin, on September 13th, 2012 at 6:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Drunken decision

Weird groom outfit

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She must truly love him if she agreed to it

Published by admin, on September 11th, 2012 at 11:29 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird groom outfit

Walking on water

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If Jesus could do it, why can’t they?

Published by admin, on September 9th, 2012 at 10:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Walking on water

Octopus bride

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I thought the groom was supposed to have a large tentacle

Published by admin, on September 7th, 2012 at 5:29 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Octopus bride

Kinky wedding outfit

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She wanted to make sure her future husband won’t back out of the wedding

Published by admin, on September 5th, 2012 at 1:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kinky wedding outfit

Hillbilly wedding

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Her father’s shotgun is the only thing that’s missing

Published by admin, on September 3rd, 2012 at 8:29 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hillbilly wedding

Toilet paper wedding gown

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At least she can go to the bathroom anytime she wants to

Published by admin, on September 1st, 2012 at 2:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Toilet paper wedding gown

Army wedding dress

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She was trying to get out of the wedding by wearing camouflage, but it didn’t work

Published by admin, on August 30th, 2012 at 1:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Army wedding dress

Paintball wedding

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You may now headshot the bride

Published by admin, on August 28th, 2012 at 12:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Paintball wedding

Too much cleavage?

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If you can’t see the nipple, it is still safe for church

Published by admin, on August 26th, 2012 at 9:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Too much cleavage?

Face painting wedding

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They are lucky to have found each other

Published by admin, on August 24th, 2012 at 4:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Face painting wedding

Watermelon wedding

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This is one of the lesser known wedding traditions, along with spitting seeds at the happy couple

Published by admin, on August 22nd, 2012 at 10:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Watermelon wedding

Forcing her to get married

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He waited for years until she finally proposed

Published by admin, on August 20th, 2012 at 2:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Forcing her to get married

Girls laughing at the wedding

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I hope she is marrying a black guy

Published by admin, on August 18th, 2012 at 9:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Girls laughing at the wedding

Muscle bride

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They won’t need a shotgun for her husband to walk on the aisle

Published by admin, on August 16th, 2012 at 4:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Muscle bride

Clown wedding

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Her parents told her not to marry that clown

Published by admin, on August 14th, 2012 at 10:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Clown wedding

Husband loves his bride

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Comfort her with one hand, touch her with the other

Published by admin, on August 12th, 2012 at 8:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Husband loves his bride

Waterfall wedding

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It’s a sewage waterfall, but it is still romantic

Published by admin, on August 10th, 2012 at 10:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Waterfall wedding

Weird wedding picture pose

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What did you think the veil was for?

Published by admin, on August 8th, 2012 at 7:29 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird wedding picture pose

Going to the bathroom in your wedding dress

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Having a friend with you when you pee is not weird enough, so why not invite the cameraman?

Published by admin, on August 6th, 2012 at 1:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Going to the bathroom in your wedding dress

Wedding dress with lights

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They thought the bride wouldn’t get enough attention without them

Published by admin, on August 4th, 2012 at 7:29 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Wedding dress with lights

Wedding photographer fail

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Don’t worry, that child was made out of wedlock

Published by admin, on August 2nd, 2012 at 8:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Wedding photographer fail

Halo wedding cake

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In sickness and in health, in blue team and in red team…

Published by admin, on July 31st, 2012 at 3:29 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Halo wedding cake

Exciting wedding cake

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This one really takes the cake

Published by admin, on July 29th, 2012 at 7:29 pm. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Exciting wedding cake

Asian marriage

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They don’t need to see each other’s faces, it’s an arranged marriage anyway

Published by admin, on July 27th, 2012 at 4:29 am. Filled under: Wedding Misfortunes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Asian marriage