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Potty candy

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It’s even grosser than a real potty

Published by admin, on March 3rd, 2013 at 6:58 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Potty candy

Impalement candy

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That’s how they used to eat in the good old days

Published by admin, on February 17th, 2013 at 9:52 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Impalement candy

Bowl of gross candy

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You have to guess which one is the real finger

Published by admin, on February 11th, 2013 at 8:59 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bowl of gross candy

Weird skull candy

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I think I am ready to give up sweets

Published by admin, on January 30th, 2013 at 2:19 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird skull candy

Gruesome cake

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I hope she didn’t use it for Show and Tell

Published by admin, on January 13th, 2013 at 9:58 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Gruesome cake

Super big Balls

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I didn’t know I have my own branded candy

Published by admin, on December 14th, 2012 at 9:38 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Super big Balls

Spermies – the candy you love to swallow

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You can’t get an STD, but you can get diabetes

Published by admin, on November 22nd, 2012 at 1:00 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Spermies – the candy you love to swallow

Body part cake

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The weird part is that it was used for a funeral

Published by admin, on November 1st, 2012 at 12:45 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Body part cake

Grossest cake ever

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Even my dog doesn’t want to go near it

Published by admin, on October 30th, 2012 at 1:42 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , 1 Comment

Cockroach candy

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At least it is not as big as the cockroaches from my kitchen

Published by admin, on October 8th, 2012 at 10:57 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cockroach candy

Cat litter box cake

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It wouldn’t be the first time I ate from the cat litter box

Published by admin, on September 22nd, 2012 at 12:48 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cat litter box cake

Jabba the Hut

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Just as gross as I remembered him

Published by admin, on September 17th, 2012 at 1:48 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Jabba the Hut

Chainsaw brain cake

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My brain is telling me not to eat that

Published by admin, on September 12th, 2012 at 5:48 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Chainsaw brain cake

Do you like octopus?

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I rather eat the real thing

Published by admin, on September 7th, 2012 at 9:48 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Do you like octopus?

Gross eye candy

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This eye candy is not exactly eye candy

Published by admin, on September 2nd, 2012 at 1:48 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Gross eye candy

Bloody Skull

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It is for your sweet tooth and your evil mind

Published by admin, on August 28th, 2012 at 9:48 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bloody Skull

Crap birthday cake

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That’s why you shouldn’t swallow M&Ms whole

Published by admin, on August 23rd, 2012 at 5:48 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Crap birthday cake

Brain cake

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Just getting ready for the Zombie Apocalypse

Published by admin, on August 18th, 2012 at 5:48 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Brain cake

Cake testers

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They used to work in porn, but it wasn’t so degrading

Published by admin, on August 13th, 2012 at 12:48 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cake testers

Candy pills

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No wonder some people pop pills like they were candy

Published by admin, on August 8th, 2012 at 3:33 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Candy pills

Gross zombie candy

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At least it is not as gross as brains

Published by admin, on July 30th, 2012 at 7:33 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Gross zombie candy

Skull cake

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I feel like most people have cake inside their heads instead of brains

Published by admin, on July 21st, 2012 at 8:33 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Skull cake

Bone shaped candy

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Some of them look more like boners

Published by admin, on July 12th, 2012 at 10:33 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bone shaped candy

Lollypop candy

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I hope I didn’t drop my fake eye in the mix

Published by admin, on July 3rd, 2012 at 12:33 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lollypop candy

Candy lips

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She didn’t take a picture of her face because her dentist is going to kill her

Published by admin, on June 24th, 2012 at 5:33 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Candy lips

Candy earrings

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Candy is bad for your teeth, but it is good for your ears

Published by admin, on June 15th, 2012 at 11:33 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Candy earrings

Sushi gross candy

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It is still not as gross as regular sushi

Published by admin, on June 6th, 2012 at 8:33 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Sushi gross candy

Huge candy setup

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I’ll take you to the candy shop

Published by admin, on May 28th, 2012 at 4:33 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Huge candy setup

Gross eye candy

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Check out this eye candy

Published by admin, on May 19th, 2012 at 1:33 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Gross eye candy

Candy massacre

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Most massacres are not as delicious as this one

Published by admin, on May 10th, 2012 at 4:33 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Candy massacre

Piñata surprise

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This is not what the Piñata expected to happen at this birthday party

Published by admin, on April 30th, 2012 at 7:13 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Piñata surprise

Anus XXL

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Sounds delicious, if you’re into that kind of thing

Published by admin, on April 20th, 2012 at 6:13 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Anus XXL

Flesh fries

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I give these candy two thumbs up

Published by admin, on April 9th, 2012 at 9:33 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Flesh fries

Asian boob candy

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The jail time will be worth it

Published by admin, on April 4th, 2012 at 12:33 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Asian boob candy

Barf candy

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The best part about it is that you can eat it again after you barf it

Published by admin, on March 30th, 2012 at 11:33 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Barf candy

Poo-lar bear

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This is a candy I can get behind of

Published by admin, on March 25th, 2012 at 4:33 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Poo-lar bear

Zit popper candy

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It’s even tastier than a zit in your mouth!

Published by admin, on March 20th, 2012 at 1:33 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Zit popper candy

Crap chocolate

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At least you can expect it to taste like crap

Published by admin, on March 15th, 2012 at 9:33 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Crap chocolate

Pee Cola

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In certain countries, this is considered a treat

Published by admin, on March 10th, 2012 at 9:33 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Pee Cola

Gummy Bacon

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Bacon mints are perfect if you want to have a nice bacon scented breath

Published by admin, on March 5th, 2012 at 11:33 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , 1 Comment

Baby face tears

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They will make you cry like a baby!

Published by admin, on February 29th, 2012 at 12:33 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Baby face tears

Candy hair

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That’s one way to pick up little children

Published by admin, on February 24th, 2012 at 12:33 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Candy hair

Delicious choco is better than sex

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This sounds just like my girlfriend

Published by admin, on February 18th, 2012 at 6:33 am. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Delicious choco is better than sex

Weird candy

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The trick-or-treaters will have a surprise this year

Published by admin, on January 3rd, 2012 at 1:22 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird candy

Candy fingernails

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Her candy toes are even grosser

Published by admin, on January 1st, 2012 at 12:22 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Candy fingernails

Infectious sweets

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If you don’t treat it, it will spread to your sweet tooth

Published by admin, on December 30th, 2011 at 12:22 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Infectious sweets

Crap candy

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They look like crap, but they taste like shit

Published by admin, on December 28th, 2011 at 12:22 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Crap candy

Scorpion cream

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It tastes good, but it is deadly

Published by admin, on December 26th, 2011 at 2:22 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Scorpion cream

Poo candy bar

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It looks better going out

Published by admin, on December 24th, 2011 at 2:22 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , 1 Comment

Do it yourself disgusting candy

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The person who invented it hates every parent in the world

Published by admin, on December 22nd, 2011 at 12:22 pm. Filled under: Gross Candies Tags: , , , Comments Off on Do it yourself disgusting candy