The Distraction Network

Boy doesn’t want to sit on Santa’s Lap anymore

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He already asked for everything, so what more could he want?

Published by admin, on March 21st, 2013 at 6:16 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Boy doesn’t want to sit on Santa’s Lap anymore

Beach Santa Claus

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The Polar Ice Caps have melted completely

Published by admin, on March 7th, 2013 at 11:09 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Beach Santa Claus

Christmas Angels

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I think these guys redefine the concept of angel

Published by admin, on March 7th, 2013 at 3:27 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Christmas Angels

Weird Santa toy

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My Christmas wish is to not see this under my Christmas tree

Published by admin, on March 6th, 2013 at 7:39 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird Santa toy

Santa Claus at the mall

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Mrs. Claus is definitely not happy about it

Published by admin, on March 6th, 2013 at 3:49 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus at the mall

Santa Claus Robber

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He is giving her the gift of life

Published by admin, on March 6th, 2013 at 3:43 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus Robber

Taxidermist Santa Claus

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Without their bodies, the reindeers are much, much faster

Published by admin, on February 26th, 2013 at 4:01 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Taxidermist Santa Claus

Santa Claus and cute kid

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This kid is not that into magical beings

Published by admin, on February 19th, 2013 at 3:33 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus and cute kid

Santa on Scooter

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They reindeers are always ready to donate blood in case of emergency

Published by admin, on February 18th, 2013 at 8:02 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa on Scooter

Vampire Santa Claus

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How else could he have lived for 2000 years?

Published by admin, on February 15th, 2013 at 2:35 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Vampire Santa Claus

Grown man with crazy Santa

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This guy might be older than Santa himself

Published by admin, on February 10th, 2013 at 2:08 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Grown man with crazy Santa

Santa flipping the bird

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Everyone forgot to buy him a present again, the 2012th year in a row

Published by admin, on February 4th, 2013 at 6:26 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa flipping the bird

Santa Claus in the bathroom

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Too much milk comes with side effects

Published by admin, on February 4th, 2013 at 2:04 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus in the bathroom

The Grinch Stole Christmas

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Christmas is the name of the kid

Published by admin, on January 31st, 2013 at 11:34 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on The Grinch Stole Christmas

Kids don’t like drunk Santa

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He smells too much like their father

Published by admin, on January 21st, 2013 at 10:22 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kids don’t like drunk Santa

Gangsta Santa Claus

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He’s making a list – he’s tattooing it on his body.

Published by admin, on January 18th, 2013 at 11:08 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Gangsta Santa Claus

Faceless Santa Claus

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I wish he didn’t exist

Published by admin, on January 9th, 2013 at 1:56 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Faceless Santa Claus

Want to sit on Santa’s lap?

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If he has my present, I don’t see the problem with it

Published by admin, on January 4th, 2013 at 2:47 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Want to sit on Santa’s lap?

Ugly Santa

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I don’t care how ugly he is as long as he keeps delivering presents

Published by admin, on December 27th, 2012 at 4:14 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Ugly Santa

Santa Claus comic

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Either way, you are not going to like the smell when it pops

Published by admin, on December 18th, 2012 at 8:03 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus comic

Kid cries on Santa’s Lap

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Oh, no! Socks, again?

Published by admin, on December 2nd, 2012 at 4:13 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kid cries on Santa’s Lap

Toilet Santa Claus

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If I don’t get my present, I am going to start using it

Published by admin, on November 6th, 2012 at 11:30 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Toilet Santa Claus

Santa with a very small baby

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When he’s not delivering presents, Santa Claus delivers babies

Published by admin, on October 27th, 2012 at 10:11 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa with a very small baby

Futurama Santa Claus

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This is just like the Terminator, but with an angry Robot Santa instead

Published by admin, on October 24th, 2012 at 7:59 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Futurama Santa Claus

Cute boy crying on Christmas

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He’s crying because Santa doesn’t want to bring him a pony

Published by admin, on October 23rd, 2012 at 7:44 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute boy crying on Christmas

Modern Santa Claus

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He’s just like the old Santa, but he prefers beer and cookies

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2012 at 1:44 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Modern Santa Claus

The Nightmare before Christmas

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He could have at least put on a few pounds before pretending to be Santa

Published by admin, on October 18th, 2012 at 2:16 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on The Nightmare before Christmas

Santa at the bike station

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The cost of food for reindeers was overwhelming

Published by admin, on October 15th, 2012 at 4:03 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa at the bike station

Santa Claus gnome

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This is more appropriate for Halloween than for Christmas

Published by admin, on October 8th, 2012 at 1:44 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus gnome

Kids are afraid of Santa Sculpture

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At least they don’t have to sit on his lap

Published by admin, on October 5th, 2012 at 3:21 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Kids are afraid of Santa Sculpture

Surrealist Santa Claus

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The Grinch can go ahead and steal this painting

Published by admin, on October 3rd, 2012 at 8:20 am. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Surrealist Santa Claus

Segway Santa

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He just wants to make sure the gift is in full working order before delivering it

Published by admin, on September 21st, 2012 at 9:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Segway Santa

Santa getting arrested

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Apparently, going down the chimney is a felony

Published by admin, on September 17th, 2012 at 5:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa getting arrested

Santa shows off his belly

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The belly is like the passport in the North Pole

Published by admin, on September 12th, 2012 at 4:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa shows off his belly

Double Santa

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One doesn’t look real and the other looks too real

Published by admin, on September 8th, 2012 at 7:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Double Santa

Santa Claus at a party

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What else did you think he did for the rest of the year?

Published by admin, on September 3rd, 2012 at 8:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa Claus at a party

Black Santa

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He spent one too many Christmases in Hawaii

Published by admin, on August 30th, 2012 at 8:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Black Santa

Awkward man on Santa’s Lap

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I think Santa is more afraid of him than the other way around

Published by admin, on August 25th, 2012 at 9:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Awkward man on Santa’s Lap

Old Russian Santa

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He had to wait 2 months to grow that beard

Published by admin, on August 21st, 2012 at 3:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Old Russian Santa

Creepiest Santa ever

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He’s been dead for a while now

Published by admin, on August 16th, 2012 at 7:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Creepiest Santa ever

Santa swimming with the Sharks

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He had to find a way to get to Atlantis too

Published by admin, on August 12th, 2012 at 3:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa swimming with the Sharks

Crying baby on Santa’s lap

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He’s too young to understand the magic of Christmas

Published by admin, on August 7th, 2012 at 3:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Crying baby on Santa’s lap

Santa stole a baby

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He will give it to someone who wished for a baby for Christmas

Published by admin, on August 3rd, 2012 at 9:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa stole a baby

The sleigh broke down

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By the look of those legs, he can walk the distance

Published by admin, on July 29th, 2012 at 9:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The sleigh broke down

Santa is happy

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It’s the first time kids didn’t cry when he visited

Published by admin, on July 25th, 2012 at 9:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa is happy

Drunken Santa on the streets

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He had to trade his bag of gifts for two beers, but it was worth it

Published by admin, on July 20th, 2012 at 4:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Drunken Santa on the streets

Santa is very creepy this year

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He just got back from his doctor and things are not looking very good

Published by admin, on July 16th, 2012 at 8:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa is very creepy this year

Old Man on Santa’s lap

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He’s pulling a Benjamin Button

Published by admin, on July 11th, 2012 at 4:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Old Man on Santa’s lap

Lousy Santa Claus outfit

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The last time I’m shopping at Wal-Mart for a Santa costume

Published by admin, on July 7th, 2012 at 3:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lousy Santa Claus outfit

Santa doesn’t look real

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In the Middle East, you have to make do with what you have

Published by admin, on July 2nd, 2012 at 8:07 pm. Filled under: Scary Santa Tags: , , , Comments Off on Santa doesn’t look real