The Distraction Network

The problem with Jehovah’s Witnesses

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Devotion to Christ is mandatory, basic math skills are not

Published by admin, on March 17th, 2013 at 9:30 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The problem with Jehovah’s Witnesses

The Pope believes in heaven

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There aren’t as many young boys in heaven as he is used to

Published by admin, on March 16th, 2013 at 8:48 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The Pope believes in heaven

Imagine a world without religion

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I’m not sure about this, but my Facebook feed would surely look a lot better

Published by , on March 16th, 2013 at 10:56 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Imagine a world without religion

Jesus doesn’t hate fags

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He shouldn’t have hired an illiterate middle eastern copy writer

Published by , on March 14th, 2013 at 9:18 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Jesus doesn’t hate fags

Ghostbusters Jesus tattoo

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It was old man Jesus and he would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids

Published by admin, on March 13th, 2013 at 7:39 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Ghostbusters Jesus tattoo

Spoke to aliens?

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At least if you pretend to speak to God, you might actually prophet from it.

Published by , on March 13th, 2013 at 5:40 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Spoke to aliens?

Who created the world?

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God has his fair share of groupies

Published by admin, on March 8th, 2013 at 1:46 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Who created the world?

Abstinence fail

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God doesn’t play by the rules

Published by admin, on March 7th, 2013 at 10:00 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Abstinence fail

Bible battle

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Atheist would always win because encyclopedias are heavier

Published by admin, on March 5th, 2013 at 7:35 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Bible battle

Whenever I see a scantily dressed girl on a Sunday morning

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Either way, she’s getting screwed

Published by , on March 5th, 2013 at 3:16 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Whenever I see a scantily dressed girl on a Sunday morning

Jesus died for your sins

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He found a loophole

Published by admin, on March 5th, 2013 at 7:10 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Jesus died for your sins

Thank you Jesus!

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That’s why I believe we should convert Africans to Christianity

Published by admin, on February 26th, 2013 at 7:43 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Thank you Jesus!

Anti Jehovah’s Witness door

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They never have the balls to knock at my door

Published by admin, on February 21st, 2013 at 7:43 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Anti Jehovah’s Witness door

Jesus, for the win

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What a noob, he got himself killed and than rage-quitted after 3 days

Published by , on February 21st, 2013 at 3:32 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Jesus, for the win

The Bible on homosexuality

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Amen to that!

Published by , on February 19th, 2013 at 6:04 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The Bible on homosexuality

You don’t believe in God anymore?

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She was right about college and she doesn’t even know it

Published by , on February 19th, 2013 at 7:04 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on You don’t believe in God anymore?

If there is no God…

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And why did the chicken cross the road?

Published by , on February 16th, 2013 at 11:01 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on If there is no God…

Teenage Jesus

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He didn’t have to clean it because he is his own father and told himself not to

Published by admin, on February 16th, 2013 at 5:46 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Teenage Jesus

A more appropriate last supper

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If I had to choose which one actually took place, this one is more closer to the truth than the other

Published by , on February 6th, 2013 at 7:30 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on A more appropriate last supper

How the dinosaurs went extinct

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They received a notice, but they couldn’t pick it up with their tiny hands

Published by admin, on February 3rd, 2013 at 3:33 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on How the dinosaurs went extinct

Confession bear on religious people

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I’m all for being imaginative, but let’s not get carried away

Published by , on January 30th, 2013 at 1:31 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Confession bear on religious people

There is no proof for evolution

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Dogs have no souls, so they won’t go to heaven anyway

Published by , on January 29th, 2013 at 8:36 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on There is no proof for evolution

Say cheese!

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I’m the oppressed one from the left

Published by admin, on January 22nd, 2013 at 10:31 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Say cheese!

You only die for our sins once

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He wanted to say Yolo, but that is simply not true

Published by admin, on January 15th, 2013 at 8:17 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on You only die for our sins once

I don’t judge Christians

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I see what you did there

Published by , on January 14th, 2013 at 9:23 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on I don’t judge Christians

I know God is real

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The girl on the right is a little too old for Santa, but the one on the left is too old for God

Published by admin, on January 12th, 2013 at 11:10 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on I know God is real

The best sudden realization

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The only difference between finding out that God and Santa don’t exist is that you are actually sad about Santa

Published by , on January 9th, 2013 at 9:07 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on The best sudden realization

Bad Luck Brian is a hero

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No one ever calls me the Savior

Published by , on January 8th, 2013 at 4:14 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bad Luck Brian is a hero

Insanity wolf on religion

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Now that’s just insane

Published by , on January 1st, 2013 at 7:05 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Insanity wolf on religion

Jesus is not here

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That’s why I don’t trust Mexicans anymore

Published by admin, on December 31st, 2012 at 8:26 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Jesus is not here

God watching TV

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He already knows what’s going to happen, but he’s just watching it for entertainment

Published by admin, on December 30th, 2012 at 11:32 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on God watching TV

Jesus doesn’t like Facebook

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Like this on Facebook!

Published by admin, on December 30th, 2012 at 2:45 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Jesus doesn’t like Facebook

Jesus didn’t love Judas

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Judas only got one shot at being Jesus’ friend

Published by admin, on December 22nd, 2012 at 1:38 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Jesus didn’t love Judas

Religious views

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I’m not saying your view is wrong, but it is definitely narrow

Published by admin, on December 21st, 2012 at 10:39 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Religious views

Bad luck Brian Touched by Jesus

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At least this time Jesus was real

Published by admin, on December 21st, 2012 at 11:09 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bad luck Brian Touched by Jesus

Beer pong Jesus

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I wanted to play too, but Jesus kept turning the beer into wine

Published by admin, on December 19th, 2012 at 5:09 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , 1 Comment

If Christians believe in life after death…

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The after life is going to be awkward for those who were married twice

Published by admin, on December 14th, 2012 at 1:00 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on If Christians believe in life after death…

Easter surprise from the Food Network

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That escalated quickly

Published by admin, on December 12th, 2012 at 10:02 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Easter surprise from the Food Network

Welcome to Church!

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They also took my wallet

Published by admin, on December 6th, 2012 at 2:37 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Welcome to Church!

I can’t believe it’s not Jesus!

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Jesus is the only one who is allowed to say “Eat me!” without it sounding like a swearword

Published by admin, on December 4th, 2012 at 10:27 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on I can’t believe it’s not Jesus!

Muslim Adam and Eve

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Muslim? More like mu-fat

Published by admin, on December 3rd, 2012 at 7:16 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Muslim Adam and Eve

Atheist College liberal

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At least astrology never killed anyone… Yet.

Published by , on December 3rd, 2012 at 5:31 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Atheist College liberal

Writing a paper about rainbows

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I shouldn’t have chosen Catholic School in the first place

Published by , on December 3rd, 2012 at 3:57 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Writing a paper about rainbows

Jesus vs the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Best 2 out of 3 on which one of them is imaginary?

Published by admin, on December 3rd, 2012 at 4:33 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Jesus vs the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Without Jesus, I suck T-shirt

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Jesus always likes to prevent people from sucking, if you know what I mean

Published by admin, on November 29th, 2012 at 6:41 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Without Jesus, I suck T-shirt

Scumbag religious internet users

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I think the church capitalized from God the most

Published by , on November 29th, 2012 at 1:41 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Scumbag religious internet users

Schrute Facts on God

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“Then why do churches exist, and who is Jesus’s dad?” – Michael Scott

Published by , on November 28th, 2012 at 10:38 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Schrute Facts on God

Cleverbot overreacts

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It’s an imaginary battle

Published by admin, on November 27th, 2012 at 12:12 pm. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Cleverbot overreacts

Swear to tell the truth?

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That’s how I got away with murder

Published by admin, on November 27th, 2012 at 9:52 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , Comments Off on Swear to tell the truth?

Scumbag God

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It is almost as if heaven didn’t actually exist and a person made up these rules

Published by admin, on November 27th, 2012 at 12:10 am. Filled under: Funny Atheist Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Scumbag God