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The explorer

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And I thought Internet explorer was doing bad

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Holodeck

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This must be one of those rap guy’s boats

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Lara Croft boat name

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I hope he doesn’t get sued by Angelina Jolie

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Cirrhosis of the River boat name

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Drunk sailing is just as bad as drunk driving

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Crapshooter

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Ironically, he lost the boat in a game of craps later that night

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Last laugh 2

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Last Laugh 1 didn’t get the last laugh

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Liquid asset

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What else should you name a boat that you use to get ass?

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Instant Karma

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The captain of the ship must be pure at heart if he chooses that name

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Hilarious boat name

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Does a drawing qualify as a name?

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Gay head yacht name

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Hopefully, it won’t have to see the bottom of the ocean

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Liquid ass boat

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This means you can own a boat without being a gentleman

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Knot for sail

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The sign on the yacht begs to differ

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Relativity boat name

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The speed is relative, officer

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Last One 5

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Because every boat you buy is the last one you will ever need.

Submitted by: Lou Glick.

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the citric tart

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yes its my boat i never realised the name till it was to late

Submitted by: . Source

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Ctr Alt Delete

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This must be Bill Gates’ boat

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Ship for Brains

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This is part of my Zombie Apocalypse plan

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Weed Queen

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This boat is smoking

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Ole Bitch and nasty girl

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That’s how they used to call my mother

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Commitment boat

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I will commit to selling this boat

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Forever Abroad

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The name is perfect, now I just have to buy a boat

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the quagmire

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Submitted by: marcel nadeau

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Flintstones boat name

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That’s how I feel about boats too

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Fire it up

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I’m not sure if you should instigate pyromaniacs

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Mr. Seaman

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I sea what you did there

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Hobo yacht

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You might be able to get a discount because of the name

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Bring a beer along

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His second boat is named “make me a sandwich”

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She’s all wet

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Are we still talking about the boat?

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Second Mortgage

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It is good to know that this man has his priorities in order

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Deep Ship

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Submitted by: Steve-O.

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How did she get this name???

Miss-goody

To those with dirty minds!!!

Submitted by: Zac. And a closer up version:

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To know is to love her…… 3075 Cruisers, Inc Rogue.

Submitted by: Zac Smith.

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Intrepid fighting a whale

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At least she was fearless till the end

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Useless boat

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If it is useless for you, I can get it off your hands

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Unsinkable II

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It only makes you wonder what happened to Unsinkable I

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Ultimate Taxi

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At least you don’t have to worry about traffic

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Sex Sea

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If the fish agree, it is consensual

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WTF Tampa

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That’s an appropriate reaction for seeing this boat’s name

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Clit 1

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I wonder why he is expecting a second clit

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Logged off

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The only good reason for not spending time on the internet is if you own a yacht

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Knot so fast

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When he’s not sailing, he’s writing puns

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In Her course

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If this doesn’t attract the ladies, I don’t know what will

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Inch by Inch

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That’s what she said

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The Titanic II shares the same fate

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This time, Jack was the one who survived

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Titanic II

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What could go wrong?

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Here lil’ fishy

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He’s trying to catch fish the hard way

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Fore Play

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Men who own yachts should be allowed to skip fore play

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It’s 5’oclock somewhere

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This means I can start drinking

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Beer chaser

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At least he is chasing it with style

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The Black Pearl

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He named it this way because everyone is trying to steal it

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Who cares boat name

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The owner of the yacht obviously doesn’t care

Published by admin, on April 19th, 2012 at 4:20 pm. Filled under: Hilarious Boat Names Tags: , , , Comments Off on Who cares boat name