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Cute dog with knife through his head

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I guess this is why you shouldn’t run with knifes

Published by , on March 21st, 2013 at 10:31 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Cute dog with knife through his head

Fat iron man

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More like Gold man, because gold is heavier than iron, am I right?

Published by , on March 21st, 2013 at 5:21 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Fat iron man

Larry David costume

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What’s the deal with dumb costumes?

Published by admin, on March 21st, 2013 at 1:47 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Larry David costume

Dumb God costume

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This probably isn’t real

Published by , on March 20th, 2013 at 6:30 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Dumb God costume

Drive costume

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This is perfect if you want to come out as gay for Halloween

Published by , on March 19th, 2013 at 10:35 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Drive costume

Lady Gaga costume ready for Halloween

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I wanted a bathing suit made out of raw meat, but my fridge was full

Published by , on March 16th, 2013 at 7:33 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Lady Gaga costume ready for Halloween

Cosplay problems

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It is almost as if Apple doesn’t think about cosplayers when they make a new device

Published by admin, on March 16th, 2013 at 7:04 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Cosplay problems

Bender costume win

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I am Bender. Please insert girder

Published by , on March 16th, 2013 at 9:23 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bender costume win

Creepy ghostly woman costume

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People don’t understand why I am afraid of women

Published by , on March 16th, 2013 at 2:49 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Creepy ghostly woman costume

The best dog costume ever

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If he starts chasing a cat, it will look even better

Published by admin, on March 13th, 2013 at 7:16 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The best dog costume ever

My cat is ready for Halloween

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I hope I won’t have to put her down if she breaks her leg

Published by , on March 12th, 2013 at 6:23 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on My cat is ready for Halloween

Nazi Zombie costume

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My jew friends didn’t appreciate it; they said it was too expensive

Published by , on March 12th, 2013 at 2:01 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Nazi Zombie costume

Riding an ostrich costume

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That ostrich has some nice shoes

Published by admin, on March 11th, 2013 at 2:19 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Riding an ostrich costume

Perfect Breaking Bad costume

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Trick or meth?

Published by , on March 9th, 2013 at 9:25 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Perfect Breaking Bad costume

Inflatable cowboy fancy dress costume

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He seems a little too excited for this picture

Published by , on March 6th, 2013 at 11:21 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Inflatable cowboy fancy dress costume

Cool Thor costume

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Where did he find a Gay Thor costume?

Published by , on March 6th, 2013 at 11:09 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Cool Thor costume

Horrifying Exorcist costume

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It works best if you can puke on command and turn your head 360 degrees

Published by , on March 5th, 2013 at 2:08 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Horrifying Exorcist costume

Turn your dog into a lion for Halloween

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It’s cute, but I am not a cat person, and that includes larger felines

Published by , on March 4th, 2013 at 5:20 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Turn your dog into a lion for Halloween

If it is worth doing it is worth overdoing

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I hope I won’t have to use the bathroom

Published by , on February 28th, 2013 at 9:37 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on If it is worth doing it is worth overdoing

Star Trek costumes win

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May the force be with you!

Published by , on February 26th, 2013 at 9:42 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Star Trek costumes win

Dog in elephant costume

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I hope he doesn’t have a long memory

Published by admin, on February 25th, 2013 at 8:44 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Dog in elephant costume

Huge balls Halloween costume

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This guy can’t even stand himself

Published by , on February 25th, 2013 at 12:23 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Huge balls Halloween costume

Creepy costume

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This should make sexy time a little more interesting

Published by , on February 24th, 2013 at 11:47 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Creepy costume

Troy in his Egyptian costume

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Donde esta la Biblioteca?

Published by , on February 24th, 2013 at 8:16 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Troy in his Egyptian costume

Fred Flintstone costume

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He’s ready to go clubbin

Published by , on February 24th, 2013 at 2:46 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Fred Flintstone costume

Need a costume idea? Why not Zoidberg?

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It seems that you just need a painted surgical glove to make it happen

Published by , on February 23rd, 2013 at 11:40 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Need a costume idea? Why not Zoidberg?

Great Dane vagina costume

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I know Great Danes are Gentle Giants, but they aren’t pussies

Published by , on February 16th, 2013 at 9:40 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Great Dane vagina costume

Cute Halloween costume idea

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I’ve heard dogs like to eat poop, but I didn’t know they were so aggressive

Published by admin, on February 16th, 2013 at 9:12 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cute Halloween costume idea

Asian Wonder Woman

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It’s a Wonder people wanted to take pictures of him

Published by admin, on February 15th, 2013 at 7:08 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Asian Wonder Woman

Voldemort costume

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This time he will defeat Gandalf

Published by admin, on February 15th, 2013 at 2:27 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Voldemort costume

I used to be an adventurer like you

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I’m not sure if it is ok to laugh or not

Published by admin, on February 13th, 2013 at 10:59 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on I used to be an adventurer like you

The perfect slug Halloween costume

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It’s a great idea, but you have to walk really slowly for the rest of the night

Published by , on February 12th, 2013 at 8:50 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on The perfect slug Halloween costume

Coolest Halloween costume for a kid

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This costume is ahead of the competition

Published by , on February 12th, 2013 at 1:43 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Coolest Halloween costume for a kid

Alice in Wonderland Mad Hatter costume

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That Halloween party just got a little bit weirder

Published by , on February 11th, 2013 at 4:27 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Alice in Wonderland Mad Hatter costume

Weird Halloween costume idea

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I hope he plans on improving it or else we will have to have an R rated Halloween party

Published by , on February 9th, 2013 at 8:42 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Weird Halloween costume idea

Real life toy soldier

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Bush ordered thousands of these

Published by admin, on February 8th, 2013 at 2:23 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Real life toy soldier

Happy Tree Friends costume

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If the Halloween party is going to be anything like the cartoons, you should start filming it

Published by , on February 7th, 2013 at 5:49 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Happy Tree Friends costume

Kid wearing Breaking Bad costume

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Who needs candy when you have meth?

Published by , on February 6th, 2013 at 10:04 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kid wearing Breaking Bad costume

George R.R. Martin epic costume

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I hope he doesn’t die in the end

Published by , on February 5th, 2013 at 7:51 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on George R.R. Martin epic costume

Pineapple costume win

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My head is not oval enough, I think I will have to go as an orange

Published by , on February 5th, 2013 at 5:50 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Pineapple costume win

Kids Halloween costume

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The only person who would want to dress up as a kid is Pedobear

Published by , on February 5th, 2013 at 2:28 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Kids Halloween costume

Cool God of War costume

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It seems that God of War is pretty close with God of Weed, by the look of his eyes

Published by , on February 3rd, 2013 at 1:19 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Cool God of War costume

Nicky Minaj costume fail

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The only problem is that every little girl sings better than Nicky Minaj

Published by admin, on February 1st, 2013 at 12:56 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Nicky Minaj costume fail

Pacman costume

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This costume would be 10 times better if they played the song in the background

Published by , on January 31st, 2013 at 1:16 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Pacman costume

Weird human cow costume

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Just because your boyfriend calls you a cow, you shouldn’t dress like one

Published by admin, on January 30th, 2013 at 10:53 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Weird human cow costume

Best Halloween costume for a dog

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Get all the candy!

Published by , on January 29th, 2013 at 7:24 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Best Halloween costume for a dog

I’m going to hell for this

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As if Stephen Hawking would ever use an Apple computer

Published by admin, on January 27th, 2013 at 6:44 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on I’m going to hell for this

Edward Scissor Hands costume

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I don’t understand why I couldn’t get to second base with any of the chicks at the party

Published by , on January 23rd, 2013 at 7:01 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , Comments Off on Edward Scissor Hands costume

Merry Christmas!

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I know Santa looks weird, but he has to go to a gay bar after this

Published by admin, on January 23rd, 2013 at 6:21 pm. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Merry Christmas!

Simple DIY Goldfish costume

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Kids have the same attention span as a Goldfish anyway

Published by , on January 18th, 2013 at 9:45 am. Filled under: Silly Costumes Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Simple DIY Goldfish costume