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Floating in nature

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This is how the people who watched Jesus rise must have felt like

Published by admin, on March 3rd, 2013 at 11:53 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Floating in nature

Epic levitation picture

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It looks cool, but I would like to see the video

Published by admin, on February 5th, 2013 at 2:25 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Epic levitation picture

Floating at work

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They don’t pay me to work, they pay me to float

Published by admin, on February 1st, 2013 at 6:43 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Floating at work

Floating in the trees

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They are high in the air, if you know what I mean

Published by admin, on January 4th, 2013 at 3:05 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Floating in the trees

Floating horse

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Flying horses are great, but very difficult to maintain

Published by admin, on December 30th, 2012 at 4:47 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Floating horse

Dangerous floating above tall building

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If he falls, they will have to find his family based on the black and white artsy pictures from his camera

Published by admin, on December 27th, 2012 at 2:15 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Dangerous floating above tall building

Magician wannabe

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This is what Tom Cruise is going to be able to do if he gains another level in Scientology

Published by admin, on December 22nd, 2012 at 10:16 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Magician wannabe

Levitating man during the winter

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I’m not sure if he’s actually floating, but he is definitely high

Published by admin, on December 15th, 2012 at 8:00 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Levitating man during the winter

Floating fat guy illusion

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I know it is just an illusion because if you’re that fat, you couldn’t possibly float

Published by admin, on December 1st, 2012 at 11:04 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Floating fat guy illusion

People floating in an apartment

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That’s how I imagine life will be after I get my superpowers

Published by admin, on November 15th, 2012 at 10:56 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on People floating in an apartment

Floating guitar player

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He is trying to hit a high note

Published by admin, on November 14th, 2012 at 4:32 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Floating guitar player

Floating girl

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Her Photoshop skills are almost as good as her flying abilities

Published by admin, on November 12th, 2012 at 11:47 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Floating girl

The best men at a wedding

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If you can fly, of course you are the best man

Published by admin, on October 25th, 2012 at 4:59 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on The best men at a wedding

Floating above water

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I guess he’s a floater, not a sinker

Published by admin, on October 15th, 2012 at 5:06 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Floating above water

President Obama floating on the basketball court

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He is definitely not white

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2012 at 10:19 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on President Obama floating on the basketball court

Girl trying to levitate

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Perfect. Now I just have to teach her how to levitate towards the kitchen

Published by admin, on October 14th, 2012 at 1:43 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Girl trying to levitate

Cool floating picture

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His broken pelvis X-ray is even cooler

Published by admin, on October 9th, 2012 at 1:36 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Cool floating picture

Girl hovering above the bed

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This might be a scene from The Exorcist

Published by admin, on October 4th, 2012 at 3:33 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Girl hovering above the bed

Floating the KK

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Lady Miss KK did some serious levitiation/floating for me today!

Submitted by: Peek.

Published by admin, on October 3rd, 2012 at 5:39 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Floating the KK

Testing the Float!

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Test the float/lev”itation skills! Tomorrow, I take it out doors with friends to “Float ALL Over”!

Submitted by: Peek.

Published by admin, on October 3rd, 2012 at 5:39 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , , , , Comments Off on Testing the Float!

Winter fun

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Not as dangerous as snowboarding and it will look good on your Facebook wall

Published by admin, on September 19th, 2012 at 4:21 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Winter fun

Floating guru

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This feature will be available on the new iPhone

Published by admin, on September 15th, 2012 at 9:21 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Floating guru

Floating on the field

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That’s how crop circles are made

Published by admin, on September 11th, 2012 at 5:21 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Floating on the field

Levitating and taking pictures

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Now that’s a real hipster

Published by admin, on September 7th, 2012 at 7:21 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Levitating and taking pictures

Voodoo floating

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You don’t want to know where they had to stick the voodoo needle in

Published by admin, on September 3rd, 2012 at 5:21 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Voodoo floating

Woman falls in the kitchen

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That must be a new cooking technique

Published by admin, on August 30th, 2012 at 9:21 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Woman falls in the kitchen

Walking on air

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Walking, level Asian

Published by admin, on August 26th, 2012 at 8:21 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Walking on air

Weird floating picture

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The headless body makes the floating part a little less impressive

Published by admin, on August 22nd, 2012 at 1:21 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Weird floating picture

Falling on the kitchen floor

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Men are not used to the slippery kitchen floor

Published by admin, on August 18th, 2012 at 5:21 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Falling on the kitchen floor

Flying on a broomstick

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Who said Hogwarts wasn’t real?

Published by admin, on August 14th, 2012 at 4:21 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Flying on a broomstick

Mid air skateboarder

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He was taking a break from his fail compilation

Published by admin, on August 10th, 2012 at 3:21 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mid air skateboarder

Moments before the fall

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His human sized foot bothers me the most

Published by admin, on August 6th, 2012 at 9:21 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Moments before the fall

Helium balloons

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This is the only thing I learned form the movie “Up”

Published by admin, on August 2nd, 2012 at 6:21 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Helium balloons

Levitation technique

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She’s trying to levitate towards the kitchen

Published by admin, on July 29th, 2012 at 11:21 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Levitation technique

Flying towards the car

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What’s the point in driving, if you can fly?

Published by admin, on July 25th, 2012 at 2:21 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Flying towards the car

Superman pose

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I prefer the old Superman

Published by admin, on July 21st, 2012 at 8:21 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Superman pose

Going to bed

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That’s how I feel after a hard day at work

Published by admin, on July 17th, 2012 at 11:21 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Going to bed

Floating Asians

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This is the most normal thing Asians usually do

Published by admin, on July 13th, 2012 at 7:21 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Floating Asians

Floating at the supermarket

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They usually place the inexpensive products at the bottom

Published by admin, on July 9th, 2012 at 3:21 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Floating at the supermarket

How to take the perfect floating picture

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If the lighting person is not floating too, you’re doing it wrong

Published by admin, on July 5th, 2012 at 4:21 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to take the perfect floating picture

Floating gymnast

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I hope this is not a scene from Final Destination

Published by admin, on July 1st, 2012 at 7:21 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Floating gymnast

Helium balloon floating

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It’s still better than having to go through TSA

Published by admin, on June 27th, 2012 at 4:21 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Helium balloon floating

Floating like a boss

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He’s having a bad hair day, but a good flying day

Published by admin, on June 23rd, 2012 at 8:21 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Floating like a boss

Floating on a crocodile

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He is a different kind of crocodile hunter

Published by admin, on June 19th, 2012 at 10:21 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Floating on a crocodile

How to get out of your yacht in style

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If he breaks something, he can afford the medical costs

Published by admin, on June 15th, 2012 at 11:21 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to get out of your yacht in style

Girl trying to float above the pool

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Too bad she can’t swim

Published by admin, on June 11th, 2012 at 4:21 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Girl trying to float above the pool

High altitude floating

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This is how Superman feels like every day

Published by admin, on June 7th, 2012 at 3:21 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on High altitude floating

Jumping in the water like a boss

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He’s so fly

Published by admin, on June 3rd, 2012 at 8:21 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Jumping in the water like a boss

Black man floating in the hotel

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Black men can’t swim, but they can fly

Published by admin, on May 30th, 2012 at 5:21 am. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on Black man floating in the hotel

What floating actually looks like

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Flying comes at a cost

Published by admin, on May 26th, 2012 at 9:21 pm. Filled under: Floating People Tags: , , , Comments Off on What floating actually looks like