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Why

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Some people say “why”, Wolfram Alpha says “Because”

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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow ad

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Wolfram Alpha is a real life saver

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May the grades be ever in your favor

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I had no idea Wolfram Alpha was a cinephile

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How do I win the lottery?

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Let me know when Wolfram Alpha finds the answer to this question

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Wolfram Alpha interpretation

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Does Wolfram have something against slow people?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

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I knew he was real

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Number of calories in a skinless chicken breast

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Computers, just like men, only think about breasts.

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M_________r

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Wolfram never lost a game of hangman.

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Does this make me look fat?

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That’s the right answer

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Am I pretty?

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Plus, Wolfram doesn’t have access to your Webcam

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Facebook Traffic

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That explains why I keep seeing so many duck face pictures

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Where is the nearest Fuddruckers

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That’s why I am fat

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Is there a god?

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Checkmate, atheists.

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Generate a 12 character password

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The Phonetic form is the only reason to use this Wolfram Alpha feature

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I know kung fu.

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Does this mean Wolfram is watching us?

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8675309

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Did Jenny agree to this?

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What kind of bear is best?

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I think Dwight Schrute might have something to say about this

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What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

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Even Wolfram Alpha is afraid of Samuel L. Jackson

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What does a woman want?

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Nerds built Wolfram Alpha, of course they don’t know what women want

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What is your favorite color?

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Spoiler alert

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Retail sales

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And my mom wasn’t happy about me getting a job in retail

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Solve equation

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Doing homework can now be a thing of the past

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Mathematical equation

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My teacher would disagree

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When will I be a grown-up?

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I missed it

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I can haz str8 As?

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Isn’t that considered cheating?

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Time in Helsinki

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A nice, long, 18 hour day.

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Car accidents deaths per capita USA vs Italy

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Deaths may decrease in other countries, but the US is holding its ground

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Tea Earl Grey Hot

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I am still waiting for it, but Wolfram didn’t deliver

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Do you like ponies?

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Wolfram Alpha hears what it wants to hear

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Are you Skynet?

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That’s exactly what Skynet would say

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How much does Wolfram Alpha cost?

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Bill Gates was not happy about this answer

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Wolfram Heart graph

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Happy Valentines Day!

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What’s 150kph in miles per hour

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Now I can finally compare it to something I see in real life

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When does the narwhal bacon?

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Even Wolfram likes to spend time on reddit

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Proclaimers

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I had no idea they were talking about my door

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The number of legs in a centipede

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How about a human centipede?

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When is Judgment day?

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You’ve already been judged, you can go back to being an asshole

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How much does Wolfram Alpha suck?

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I couldn’t have guessed it myself

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Phase of moon when Albert Einstein was born

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If you are into moon watching and births of famous people

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Number magic

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There’s a glitch in the Matrix

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Is it snowing in Hell?

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You have to get there to believe it

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Next total eclipse in US

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Is that the name of the new Twilight movie?

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Warren Buffet net worth/ word population

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Warren Buffet can keep my $7, but I hope he buys himself something nice

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Word frequency history for web

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The web was quite popular in 1600

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What are you going to do with all that junk?

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Even computers are trying to get me drunk

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Notable people named Robert

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You might as well name your kid Robert, maybe this way he will become notable

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Movies with the word Return

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That’s Hollywood biggest secret; if you name a movie with “return”, you will be rich

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Flute vs alto sax

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Which one does Skrillex use?

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Japan Earthquakes last 4 months

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Looks like a lovely place to visit

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Word beginning with B and ending with IC

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This should make word puzzles a lot less interesting

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