The Distraction Network

Clouds are God’s sneezes

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They don’t teach that in school. Except for catholic girl school

Published by admin, on March 10th, 2013 at 8:57 am. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Clouds are God’s sneezes

Easy money

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Sounds legit

Published by admin, on January 21st, 2013 at 8:14 am. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Easy money

Wanted – dead and alive

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It’s in the box, but you’re not allowed to open it

Published by admin, on January 19th, 2013 at 8:02 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Wanted – dead and alive

Girlfriend might be my sister

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Where is Jerry Springer when you need him?

Published by admin, on January 5th, 2013 at 6:29 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Girlfriend might be my sister

NASA is on Facebook

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We just landed. Lol.

Published by admin, on December 15th, 2012 at 7:58 am. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , , Comments Off on NASA is on Facebook

I can’t math

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You don’t need math in real life after all

Published by admin, on November 23rd, 2012 at 11:29 am. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , , Comments Off on I can’t math

Science!

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Stop, drop, and roll

Published by admin, on October 20th, 2012 at 6:39 am. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Science!

The Ginger Laboratories

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They are doing tests on gingers to figure out why they have no souls

Published by admin, on October 7th, 2012 at 5:52 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , , Comments Off on The Ginger Laboratories

Chemistry shot glass set

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I am going to use them for my chemistry experiments

Published by admin, on September 19th, 2012 at 7:16 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Chemistry shot glass set

Curiosity killed the cat

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There used to be life on Mars

Published by admin, on September 10th, 2012 at 6:16 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Curiosity killed the cat

How to lose weight

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You can test this by eating a lot of ice-cream and see if you gain weight

Published by admin, on August 9th, 2012 at 6:42 am. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to lose weight

How to reduce gas mileage

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That’s how planes do it

Published by admin, on August 7th, 2012 at 6:42 am. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to reduce gas mileage

Scared of elevators?

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After that, try to act like you weren’t the murderer

Published by admin, on August 5th, 2012 at 1:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Scared of elevators?

Want to get rid of sins?

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That’s what priests have been doing for decades

Published by admin, on August 3rd, 2012 at 6:42 am. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Want to get rid of sins?

How to make money from Ikea

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If someone uses this technique in your Ikea, you will go bankrupt too

Published by admin, on August 1st, 2012 at 3:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to make money from Ikea

No more hangovers

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My father has been using this technique for years

Published by admin, on July 30th, 2012 at 9:42 am. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on No more hangovers

Tail chasing might be good after all

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I am never signing an alimony check again!

Published by admin, on July 28th, 2012 at 10:42 am. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Tail chasing might be good after all

Don’t like the radio station?

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When you slow down, you will have to listen to the same song because you will travel back in time

Published by admin, on July 26th, 2012 at 3:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Don’t like the radio station?

Infinite life

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Sleepwalkers are simply people who are very good at this

Published by admin, on July 24th, 2012 at 6:42 am. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Infinite life

World hunger solution

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You can also try this with a lizard’s tail

Published by admin, on July 22nd, 2012 at 10:42 am. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on World hunger solution

How to live underwater

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You also have to remove the 2’s

Published by admin, on July 20th, 2012 at 12:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to live underwater

Endless electric energy

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This idea is electrifying!

Published by admin, on July 18th, 2012 at 3:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Endless electric energy

How to reuse printed pages

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You probably have a lot of white ink since you never use it anyway

Published by admin, on July 16th, 2012 at 3:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , , Comments Off on How to reuse printed pages

Earthquake solution

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This idea will shake things up

Published by admin, on July 14th, 2012 at 4:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Earthquake solution

Magnet helmet

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That’s how magneto does it

Published by admin, on July 12th, 2012 at 4:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Magnet helmet

Solving the energy crisis

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Jupiter will disappear, but it is a small price to pay

Published by admin, on July 10th, 2012 at 6:42 am. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Solving the energy crisis

How to populate the universe

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First stop, the moon.

Published by admin, on July 8th, 2012 at 3:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to populate the universe

Easy way to survive harsh landing

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If it doesn’t work from the first try, you won’t have to bother doing it again

Published by admin, on July 6th, 2012 at 9:42 am. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Easy way to survive harsh landing

How to enjoy smoking a cigarette

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This is great because you will get cancer in no time

Published by admin, on July 4th, 2012 at 10:42 am. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to enjoy smoking a cigarette

How to grow coal

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I tried this, but my dog kept digging it out

Published by admin, on July 2nd, 2012 at 8:42 am. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to grow coal

Easy way to freeze time

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I hope you are going to enjoy it, because it is going to last forever

Published by admin, on June 30th, 2012 at 2:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Easy way to freeze time

Infinite Portal energy

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I rather use the portal to get to work quicker

Published by admin, on June 28th, 2012 at 6:42 am. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Infinite Portal energy

Infinite air

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Drowning may occur in certain situations

Published by admin, on June 26th, 2012 at 10:42 am. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Infinite air

Magneto can fly

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I always thought that Magneto was the fliest of the X-Men

Published by admin, on June 24th, 2012 at 2:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Magneto can fly

How to lower your testosterone levels

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If this were true, every man in the world would turn into a girl

Published by admin, on June 22nd, 2012 at 2:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to lower your testosterone levels

Environmentally friendly car

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If you do this to a Prius, who knows what will happen

Published by admin, on June 20th, 2012 at 9:42 am. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Environmentally friendly car

Free energy idea

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I think we should try this with the Google Earth satellite

Published by admin, on June 18th, 2012 at 1:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Free energy idea

How to always stay warm

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The people from Game of Thrones need to learn about this now

Published by admin, on June 16th, 2012 at 8:42 am. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to always stay warm

Stop, drop, and roll

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If this doesn’t stop the fire, the crash with the ground surely will

Published by admin, on June 14th, 2012 at 10:42 am. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Stop, drop, and roll

String theory solution

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Every nerd who ever wanted to try this couldn’t gather the nerve to talk to a woman

Published by admin, on June 12th, 2012 at 12:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on String theory solution

Infinite bread solution

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How can we do this with Cheeseburgers?

Published by admin, on June 10th, 2012 at 4:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Infinite bread solution

Easy flying solution

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That’s what Neil Armstrong should have done in the first place

Published by admin, on June 8th, 2012 at 1:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Easy flying solution

How to fly

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Gravity won’t know what hit her

Published by admin, on June 6th, 2012 at 4:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to fly

How to survive watching the ring

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What if she has a parachute?

Published by admin, on June 4th, 2012 at 4:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to survive watching the ring

How to breathe under water

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This sounds like a great plan t

Published by admin, on June 2nd, 2012 at 3:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to breathe under water

Get money from arm dealers

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Brotip: don’t use the same arm dealer twice

Published by admin, on May 31st, 2012 at 3:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Get money from arm dealers

How to get tanned

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If you want to be brown, you just have to eat your poop

Published by admin, on May 29th, 2012 at 1:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to get tanned

How to prevent accidents

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Huge magnets glued to your car would look repelling

Published by admin, on May 27th, 2012 at 8:42 am. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to prevent accidents

Getting rich with a Portal Gun

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Or you can just sell the Portal Gun for infinite money

Published by admin, on May 25th, 2012 at 12:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on Getting rich with a Portal Gun

How to turn into a T-Rex

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I guess that’s why women always say I’m a pig

Published by admin, on May 23rd, 2012 at 12:42 pm. Filled under: WTF Science Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to turn into a T-Rex