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Bad luck Brian buys a sex doll

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The weird part is that they only did anal

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Bad luck Brian at the Fountain of youth

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At least he won’t have to worry about aging ever again

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Why you shouldn’t eat cookie dough

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What doesn’t kill you, only makes you stronger

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Starts wave at baseball game

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Don’t start what you can’t finish

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Bad luck Brian gets a pet rock

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They had a rocky relationship anyway

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Bad luck Brian gets arrested

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They had to reinstate the death penalty just for him

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Bad Luck Brian gets kicked out of the house

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He will have to become gay to survive on the streets

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Lemon party surprise

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Brings back memories

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All expenses paid vacation

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It was to die for

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Bad luck Brian on Wikipedia

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He’s lucky he wasn’t sent to jail

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Self conscious bad luck Brian

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It’s not like he has a girlfriend who will see this

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Password fail

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He had to use “vagina” instead

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Boner problems

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Not a good time for a presentation in front of the class

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Bad Luck Brian loses virginity

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Who knew you could get pregnant from oral?

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Suicide fail

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Paralyzed for life

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Bad Luck Brian buys a PS3

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He should stick to his Wii games

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Checks under the bed for monster

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It was the Braces Murderer

Published by admin, on December 22nd, 2012 at 3:18 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Checks under the bed for monster

Bad luck Brian loses his virginity

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The shouldn’t have visited his cousin

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Do not remove tag

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With the possibility of execution

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Kiss cam surprise

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That must have been awkward for their son

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Mail order bride

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Vladimir had the time of his life

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Software engineer fail

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They told him the sky was the limit

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Nervous pooper

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And that’s how he lost his last friend

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Wife is pregnant

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He would have figured it out when the kid turned out to be black anyway

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Bad Luck Brian hears a knock on the door

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At least someone finally came to visit him

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Bad luck Brian attends an auction

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I guess he won in a sense

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Bad luck Brian gets scared easily

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He is a scaredy cat, but he doesn’t have 9 lives

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Onion ring in fries

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He doesn’t have to worry about that anymore

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No insomnia

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Perfect timing

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Mario Kart fail

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Win the race, the princess is in another castle

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No pain, no gain

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Story of my life

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Bad luck Brian gets a fortune cookie

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The cockroaches already ate it

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WinRAR fail

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He even had to pay for the trial

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Hooker problems

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He will have to pay extra for this

Published by admin, on December 1st, 2012 at 9:46 pm. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hooker problems

Dreaming you’re falling

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Who falls asleep during skydiving?

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Gamer Bad luck Brian

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They have become self aware just to let him know he sucks

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Bad luck Brian goes to second base

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The 250 pound black guy was really gentle

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Bad luck Brian gets bit by radioactive spider

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And he also killed his parents

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Bad luck Brian picks up smoking

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It was from the cigarettes, but it was colon cancer

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Bad luck Brian makes MySpace account

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Even the last two people on MySpace don’t want to befriend each other

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Hooked on phonics

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He just got over his weed addiction

Published by admin, on November 23rd, 2012 at 11:46 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hooked on phonics

Bad luck Brian dates overly attached girlfriend

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He was too clingy

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Bad luck Brian born again

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He will either become a Hamburger or a cheerleader

Published by admin, on November 20th, 2012 at 7:38 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bad luck Brian born again

First flight

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And I thought just crashing was dangerous

Published by admin, on November 17th, 2012 at 2:02 pm. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on First flight

Marathon runner

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You can’t outrun bad luck

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Hat shopping

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I hope they won’t mix with his lice

Published by admin, on November 16th, 2012 at 5:50 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Hat shopping

Bad luck Brian becomes a gynecologist

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I guess he got screwed

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First pubic hair

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I knew it tasted funny

Published by admin, on November 14th, 2012 at 1:05 pm. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on First pubic hair

Driving test fail

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He shouldn’t have drank Pepto-Bismol that morning

Published by admin, on November 14th, 2012 at 11:15 am. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Driving test fail

Motherly love Bad luck Brian

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He was officially friendzoned by every woman on earth

Published by admin, on November 13th, 2012 at 11:20 pm. Filled under: Bad Luck Brian Tags: , , , Comments Off on Motherly love Bad luck Brian