The Distraction Network

Lazy college senior has a TI-89

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I thought that was the name of the new Terminator

Published by admin, on March 19th, 2013 at 3:20 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Lazy college senior has a TI-89

Morning of final?

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At least I have to figure out what I will be cheating off of

Published by admin, on March 18th, 2013 at 8:37 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Morning of final?

Lazy college senior on mandatory word count

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I didn’t want to write the ending anyway

Published by admin, on March 13th, 2013 at 2:02 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lazy college senior on mandatory word count

Late for first class?

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It wasn’t meant to be

Published by admin, on March 13th, 2013 at 4:03 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Late for first class?

Essay requirement

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You don’t want to look like an over-achiever

Published by admin, on March 11th, 2013 at 5:44 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Essay requirement

Lazy college senior on a snow day

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That’s a weird thing to do in Canada

Published by admin, on March 11th, 2013 at 5:26 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lazy college senior on a snow day

Lazy college senior sleeping schedule

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He’s half lazy college senior, half vampire

Published by admin, on March 9th, 2013 at 11:34 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lazy college senior sleeping schedule

Lazy college senior

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Only 2 more to go

Published by admin, on March 9th, 2013 at 5:04 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lazy college senior

Lazy college senior gets an extension

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And by “writes it” I mean buys it from nerdy colleague

Published by admin, on March 9th, 2013 at 2:45 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Lazy college senior gets an extension

Test problems

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Luck is poor man’s knowledge

Published by , on March 9th, 2013 at 9:40 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Test problems

Lazy college senior problems

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I can always use my textbooks in case of an emergency

Published by , on March 8th, 2013 at 5:52 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lazy college senior problems

I’m a lazy college senior

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I’ll write the funny description later

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Hooking up with girls

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Cut the middle man

Published by admin, on March 5th, 2013 at 6:52 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Hooking up with girls

Studying for history

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I hope they will add a gaming class soon

Published by admin, on March 5th, 2013 at 6:26 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Studying for history

Time to hit the books

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He’s the only pirate who might graduate from college

Published by admin, on March 5th, 2013 at 3:48 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Time to hit the books

Lazy college senior sudden realization

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I knew I shouldn’t have focused so much on academics

Published by , on February 27th, 2013 at 5:44 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on Lazy college senior sudden realization

Essay for grad school application

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They are obviously looking for nerds

Published by admin, on February 26th, 2013 at 5:18 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Essay for grad school application

Mandatory reading

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And that’s how I failed the class

Published by admin, on February 25th, 2013 at 2:45 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Mandatory reading

Reasons to go to class

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And by hot girl, he means hot teacher

Published by admin, on February 23rd, 2013 at 12:18 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Reasons to go to class

Copy what’s on the board

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A picture is worth 1000 words

Published by admin, on February 20th, 2013 at 7:48 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Copy what’s on the board

Lazy college senior mindset

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It’s always too late to change

Published by admin, on February 20th, 2013 at 12:37 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lazy college senior mindset

Paper due today?

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Technology is my savoir

Published by admin, on February 19th, 2013 at 3:43 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Paper due today?

Baffle them with brilliance?

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The method is different, but the result is the same

Published by admin, on February 14th, 2013 at 7:03 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Baffle them with brilliance?

Class ends early?

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I had to choose between wasting 15 minutes or 2 hours and 15 minutes

Published by admin, on February 12th, 2013 at 6:56 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Class ends early?

Why so studious?

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If he’s the Joker, the finals are his Batman

Published by admin, on February 12th, 2013 at 2:59 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Why so studious?

Missed first class

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It was obviously not meant to be

Published by admin, on February 10th, 2013 at 10:35 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Missed first class

Can’t find your shoe?

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It’s a sign

Published by , on February 5th, 2013 at 10:05 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Can’t find your shoe?

Why you should have a text book

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I just need to befriend someone

Published by , on February 3rd, 2013 at 3:46 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Why you should have a text book

Class canceled because of hurricane?

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Maybe they will think I’m missing

Published by , on January 28th, 2013 at 10:34 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Class canceled because of hurricane?

Week 1 schedule

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I came here to learn, not to discuss stuff

Published by , on January 27th, 2013 at 2:37 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Week 1 schedule

Long book assignment?

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I hope the test won’t have many pages

Published by admin, on January 26th, 2013 at 11:49 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Long book assignment?

Bookbag?

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I will consider getting one when I will buy my first book

Published by admin, on January 25th, 2013 at 10:13 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Bookbag?

Lazy college senior gets into drugs

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He is probably an art student

Published by admin, on January 25th, 2013 at 2:15 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lazy college senior gets into drugs

Procrastination lazy college senior

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It’s funny because it’s true

Published by admin, on January 24th, 2013 at 8:20 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Procrastination lazy college senior

Paper not long enough?

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I found a loop hole

Published by admin, on January 19th, 2013 at 3:43 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Paper not long enough?

Self evaluation?

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Who knows me better than myself?

Published by admin, on January 17th, 2013 at 4:39 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Self evaluation?

First day of class

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He finally went to school

Published by admin, on January 17th, 2013 at 2:42 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on First day of class

Homework problems

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I’m here to study, not to work at home

Published by admin, on January 13th, 2013 at 2:18 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Homework problems

Multiple choice finals?

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Gambling is much more interesting than studying

Published by admin, on January 12th, 2013 at 12:10 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Multiple choice finals?

Roommate done with finals?

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This is what friends are for

Published by admin, on January 12th, 2013 at 8:03 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Roommate done with finals?

Final exam tomorrow?

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I know I am going to fail tomorrow, but I’m not sure if I am also going to fail next time

Published by admin, on January 12th, 2013 at 6:47 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Final exam tomorrow?

My biggest problem in college

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If only I knew someone in this class who could lend me one

Published by , on January 10th, 2013 at 9:58 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on My biggest problem in college

Lazy college senior skips class

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The body wants what the body wants

Published by admin, on January 8th, 2013 at 12:40 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lazy college senior skips class

Lazy college senior skips class

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Going to class was against his religion. Islam.

Published by admin, on January 7th, 2013 at 4:05 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lazy college senior skips class

Reasons to stay home

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I can’t risk making it worse

Published by , on January 6th, 2013 at 3:08 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Reasons to stay home

Paper due on Tuesday?

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If you’re skipping to study, it is allowed

Published by admin, on January 4th, 2013 at 6:09 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , , Comments Off on Paper due on Tuesday?

Paper should be 5-8 pages long

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If it isn’t worth doing, it is worth underdoing

Published by admin, on December 31st, 2012 at 2:38 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Paper should be 5-8 pages long

Teacher calls you out for leaving early

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Next time I will leave even earlier

Published by , on December 30th, 2012 at 6:05 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Teacher calls you out for leaving early

Textbook required for class

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The last time I bought a book, I didn’t know how to read

Published by admin, on December 30th, 2012 at 4:20 am. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Textbook required for class

Lazy college senior loves making friends

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College is more of a social game than a learning institution

Published by admin, on December 28th, 2012 at 6:38 pm. Filled under: Lazy College Senior Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lazy college senior loves making friends