The Distraction Network

Job from Google?

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Goodbye, unemployment!

Published by admin, on March 14th, 2013 at 1:45 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Job from Google?

Social media expert

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He already has 800 pictures of his face in the same album

Published by admin, on March 13th, 2013 at 2:37 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Social media expert

Chatting with minors online

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He’s legally obligated to admit he’s Chris Hansen

Published by admin, on January 31st, 2013 at 10:27 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Chatting with minors online

Too hot outside?

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I’m sure they will appreciate my insight on the weather

Published by admin, on January 27th, 2013 at 1:33 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Too hot outside?

I hate Big Brother

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People must know where I was, in case I disappear

Published by admin, on January 21st, 2013 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on I hate Big Brother

Lonely computer guy is a gamer

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I need to join the MLG

Published by admin, on January 3rd, 2013 at 9:17 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lonely computer guy is a gamer

When happens when I go online

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I’ll just buzz them until they come back

Published by admin, on December 25th, 2012 at 5:23 pm. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on When happens when I go online

New person to chat with?

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I hope she won’t ask me for my credit card information again

Published by admin, on December 21st, 2012 at 4:13 pm. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on New person to chat with?

Attention seeking bastard

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I wonder how many likes I received for my remark

Published by admin, on December 20th, 2012 at 9:40 pm. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Attention seeking bastard

I bought a new computer

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Are you saying you’re not supposed to plug it out when you’re done with it?

Published by admin, on December 1st, 2012 at 7:19 pm. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on I bought a new computer

Lonely computer guy is a prankster

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Rick Astley is his role model

Published by admin, on November 28th, 2012 at 1:18 pm. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Lonely computer guy is a prankster

I just felt an earthquake

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You want to be as inconspicuous as possible in case of an emergency

Published by admin, on November 9th, 2012 at 6:26 pm. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on I just felt an earthquake

Quick way to heaven

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I didn’t even have to go to church. In your face, God!

Published by admin, on November 4th, 2012 at 5:23 pm. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Quick way to heaven

New Facebook like?

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I need to find another friend on Facebook

Published by admin, on November 4th, 2012 at 2:56 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on New Facebook like?

A spelling mistake?

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This is what the internet was created for

Published by admin, on October 29th, 2012 at 5:55 pm. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , , , Comments Off on A spelling mistake?

Seems legit!

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It’s not like they can steal my identity twice in a year

Published by admin, on October 22nd, 2012 at 11:10 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Seems legit!

Winrar license?

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Where do I sign up?

Published by admin, on September 19th, 2012 at 11:14 pm. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Winrar license?

Job hunting

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I could use the money because I gave all I had to that Nigerian Prince

Published by admin, on September 17th, 2012 at 4:14 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Job hunting

Facebook logic

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Don’t call me a hero

Published by admin, on September 14th, 2012 at 1:14 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Facebook logic

How to save a picture from the internet

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Why waste the bandwidth?

Published by admin, on September 10th, 2012 at 7:14 pm. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to save a picture from the internet

Taking action against ACTA

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They can’t approve it if this post has so many likes

Published by admin, on September 7th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Taking action against ACTA

When you’ll see it

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Thank God I always wear adult diapers

Published by admin, on August 31st, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on When you’ll see it

Borrowed disk from friend

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Maybe I should turn myself in before it is too late

Published by admin, on August 24th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Borrowed disk from friend

Shared the Kony video

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Take that, African leaders!

Published by admin, on August 17th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Shared the Kony video

New reply?

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Even if they just added a link to their website, it is still awesome!

Published by admin, on August 10th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , , Comments Off on New reply?

Memes?

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9gag is so awesome for inventing these memes

Published by admin, on August 3rd, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Memes?

Meet Justin Bieber?

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Even if they take my money, it will still be worth it

Published by admin, on July 27th, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Meet Justin Bieber?

My meme is unpopular

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Maybe I will talk about why people hate my other memes

Published by admin, on July 20th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on My meme is unpopular

New meme

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Paint is probably the best picture editor, that’s why Microsoft uses it

Published by admin, on July 13th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on New meme

Free hotmail account?

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Do I have to hand over my password to get it?

Published by admin, on July 6th, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Free hotmail account?

Rainbow miracle

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If you don’t have the pot of gold from the end of it, we’re not interested

Published by admin, on June 29th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Rainbow miracle

New computer

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And people used to say I’m a noob, not a gamer

Published by admin, on June 22nd, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on New computer

She loves me?

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Hand over your wedding ring, grandma

Published by admin, on June 15th, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on She loves me?

Snow day?

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I’m sure I’m the only one who has a window

Published by admin, on June 8th, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Snow day?

ALL CAPS?

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I CAN”T FIND THE BUTTON TO TURN IT OFF ANYWAY

Published by admin, on June 1st, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on ALL CAPS?

Tech support expert

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It doesn’t matter if it was a real file and not one on the computer

Published by admin, on May 25th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Tech support expert

Free iPhone?

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I’m not sure if I need one, the other one I won should be here any day now

Published by admin, on May 18th, 2012 at 3:22 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Free iPhone?

Stop identity theft

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Take that, scammers!

Published by admin, on May 11th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Stop identity theft

YouTube song

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I should post it on YouTube again so other people can see

Published by admin, on May 4th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on YouTube song

Parents on Facebook

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His friends will think his dad is so cool!

Published by admin, on April 27th, 2012 at 4:22 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Parents on Facebook

They are calling me a noob?

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Would a noob have multiple animals on his farm?

Published by admin, on April 25th, 2012 at 11:39 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on They are calling me a noob?

Hot Russian babes?

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And all they want is my credit card number for security purposes

Published by admin, on April 22nd, 2012 at 9:39 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Hot Russian babes?

Rick Rolled

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He said he was going to give me a link for Red Dead Redemption on PC

Published by admin, on April 19th, 2012 at 1:39 pm. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Rick Rolled

The 1 millionth visitor

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I knew spending time online would pay off

Published by admin, on April 16th, 2012 at 11:39 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on The 1 millionth visitor

World of Warcraft

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I just have to re-enter my password and username!

Published by admin, on April 13th, 2012 at 11:39 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on World of Warcraft

New Minecraft version?

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If it is new, it must be better

Published by admin, on April 10th, 2012 at 5:39 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on New Minecraft version?

Cheap Viagra

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I can finally stop taking these useless pills I ordered last month

Published by admin, on April 7th, 2012 at 2:39 pm. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Cheap Viagra

How to use the Internet

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I can finally check my AOL mail

Published by admin, on April 4th, 2012 at 1:39 pm. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on How to use the Internet

Made a friend on the internet

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He seems to know everything about any topic and lives in a huge mansion!

Published by admin, on April 1st, 2012 at 9:39 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Made a friend on the internet

Seems legit

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I am a prankster!

Published by admin, on March 29th, 2012 at 10:39 am. Filled under: Lonely Computer Guy Tags: , , , Comments Off on Seems legit